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[stmookeyj]

Mal Michael

Which teams will be involved in the first all in brawl of the season?

 

[Groove]

Originally posted by stmookeyj
Mal Michael

Which teams will be involved in the first all in brawl of the season?

A. Port/Crows, Cornes will sink the knees into Burtons ugly head.

Q. Will tony Modra make a comeback for the crows?

 

[stmookeyj]

Originally posted by Groove
A. Port/Crows, Cornes will sink the knees into Burtons ugly head.

Q. Will tony Modra make a comeback for the crows?

Nup

Will any Club Presidents resign this season?

 

[un_zero42]

Originally posted by stmookeyj
Nup

Will any Club Presidents resign this season?

A: No.

Q: Who will finish higher in the Brownlow, Chris Judd or Matthew Pavlich?

 

[FreoDocker]

A. Matthew Pavlich

Q. What is the meaning of life?

 

[noodle]

Originally posted by FreoDocker
Q. What is the meaning of life?

A. 42

Q. who will get the spoon?

 

[Orson Welles]

Originally posted by FreoDocker
A. Matthew Pavlich

Q. What is the meaning of life?

Voss

How long until Hawthorn fans start complaining about umpires, injuries, Grand Prix noice and the structure of banks in China?

 

[EssJayW]

Originally posted by Orson Welles
Voss

How long until Hawthorn fans start complaining about umpires, injuries, Grand Prix noice and the structure of banks in China?

a. yesterday

b. If a bear shyts in the woods and no one is there to witness it. Does it really smell?

 

[tige19]

Originally posted by EssJayW
a. yesterday

b. If a bear shyts in the woods and no one is there to witness it. Does it really smell?

A. no

Q. Is Luke Shackleton from Collingwood the fattest guy in the AFL??

 

[Squeak]

Originally posted by tige19
A. no

Q. Is Luke Shackleton from Collingwood the fattest guy in the AFL??

A. I don't know, but I do know that he was on the Williamstown sponsorship committee, gaining sponsorships from both KFC and McDonalds.

Q. Would Johnny Depp be a good footballer?

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Squeak
Q. Would Johnny Depp be a good footballer?

A. Certainly.

Q. How many umpires does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[evo]

A.Two-1 to stuff it up and Geisch to explain how they got it right.

Q.Who will Melbourne take in PSD?

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by evo
Q.Who will Melbourne take in PSD?

A: One of Suzi's cousins, no doubt.

Q: What rhymes with purple?

 

[Lidge]

Originally posted by Zeke
A: One of Suzi's cousins, no doubt.

Q: What rhymes with purple?

A. Gerbil

Q. Who will be the next 'sports celebrity' to do a 'hair fusion' TV ad (yeah yeah)?

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Lidge
Q. Who will be the next 'sports celebrity' to do a 'hair fusion' TV ad (yeah yeah)?

There is no way gerbil ryhmes with purple...

A: Punter Ponting

Q: What is Joffaboy's real name?

 

[Chris_Judd]

Originally posted by Zeke
There is no way gerbil ryhmes with purple...

A: Punter Ponting

Q: What is Joffaboy's real name?

A: Poindexter

Q: Will Cornflakes Thomas combine his coaching role at St Kilda with president of the canteen hence complete ownership of the club?

 

[Ausgard]

Originally posted by Chris_Judd
A: Poindexter

Q: Will Cornflakes Thomas combine his coaching role at St Kilda with president of the canteen hence complete ownership of the club?

A: No - someone else is still the Boot Studder

Q: Who will have the most disposals for 2004

 

[Portia]

Originally posted by Ausgard
A: No - someone else is still the Boot Studder

Q: Who will have the most disposals for 2004

A: Richmond membership department.

Q: Which player would make the best car salesman?

 

[Lidge]

Originally posted by Ausgard
A: No - someone else is still the Boot Studder

Q: Who will have the most disposals for 2004

A. Angwin (@ Cash Converters)

Q. Who would you rather have coaching your side: Bomber Thompson or Neale Daniher?

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by Lidge
A. Angwin (@ Cash Converters)

Q. Who would you rather have coaching your side: Bomber Thompson or Neale Daniher?

A. Bomber Thompson

Q. Which player will be involved in an off-field scandal of some sort?

 

[pazza]

A. Anthony Rocca

Q. Which player will come out of the closet?

 

[Groove]

Originally posted by pazza
A. Anthony Rocca

Q. Which player will come out of the closet?

A. Lance Whitnall

Q. Why does Hawthorn always get big raps in the off season and then fail to deliver?

 

[EssJayW]

Originally posted by Groove
A. Lance Whitnall

Q. Why does Hawthorn always get big raps in the off season and then fail to deliver?

a. because

q. why are we asking these questions?

 

[anonymous Joe]

Originally posted by Zeke
There is no way gerbil ryhmes with purple...

A: Punter Ponting

Q: What is Joffaboy's real name?

Grant Thomas

Q: Will the AA side be leaked again?

 

[Ramma]

Originally posted by anonymous Joe
Grant Thomas

Q: Will the AA side be leaked again?

A. No - Stevie Lawrence is the only registered AA member.

Q. Will any AFL player 'come out of the closet' this year??
(and will Caro report it??)