MASSIVE INS
Pendles - Best on-field coach in AFL
Checkers - Spirit animal is a cat's head
Jordy - Makes others fade into the background
THE GAME
The Suns love Collingwood - we give them cashflow and relevance. Last year, we monstered them by 78 points. Suns' fans were happy though: partly because they are dim-witted and enjoy any outing; mostly because we are glorious to watch in full flight.
Bobby and Jezza will rack up more air time than a Virgin hostie. Naicos will win Insta with a 70 metre torp goal. The Massive Ins will dominate.
Johnny F*ck*ng Noble to play in a sunsafe onesie. And it's Maynard's 201st game.
I don't know what Kreuger will do.
Collingwood by 64 points
Pendles - Best on-field coach in AFL
Checkers - Spirit animal is a cat's head
Jordy - Makes others fade into the background
THE GAME
The Suns love Collingwood - we give them cashflow and relevance. Last year, we monstered them by 78 points. Suns' fans were happy though: partly because they are dim-witted and enjoy any outing; mostly because we are glorious to watch in full flight.
Bobby and Jezza will rack up more air time than a Virgin hostie. Naicos will win Insta with a 70 metre torp goal. The Massive Ins will dominate.
Johnny F*ck*ng Noble to play in a sunsafe onesie. And it's Maynard's 201st game.
I don't know what Kreuger will do.
Collingwood by 64 points
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