Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

[sr36]

Even worse if the victim declines your offer of mouth to mouth. “Think I’ll just wait for the ambulance”.


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Did you quote me with Tourette's?

 

[sr36]

Fat Jesus new sex toy.

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I wouldn't try using it as a sex toy. Suspect it'd be really painful.

 

[JuniorB]

I wouldn't try using it as a sex toy. Suspect it'd be really painful.

You'd need plenty of lube.

 

[leon123]

I wouldn't try using it as a sex toy. Suspect it'd be really painful.

Suspect?

 

[leon123]

Thread been lacking quality food discussion for a while.. A collingwood legend picking up a few dim sims for morning tea.... these are great dim sims... moon palace preston.

 

[NMBB]

Cann River is an interesting place. A long time ago (about 30 years - yikes!) I did a lot of work in East Gippsland, sometimes very remote. Also have relatives in Mallacoota and in farming at Wangarabell (look it up - like I said, remote).

But the roughest pub I encountered was at Bendoc. The pub at Delegate River was a little challenging too.

Put it this way - they didn’t much care for my long haired vegetarian work colleague, who vainly searched the pub menus for anything without meat!

I worked in the Hotel Central at Lakes Entrance years ago - the fishermen were quite bad tempered if they'd been out in Bass Strait for 2-3 days and didn't catch anything.

Serve beer and ask no questions - look straight ahead

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Thread been lacking quality food discussion for a while.. A collingwood legend picking up a few dim sims for morning tea.... these are great dim sims... moon palace preston.

Good but no Seven Stars.

 

[sr36]

Thread been lacking quality food discussion for a while.. A collingwood legend picking up a few dim sims for morning tea.... these are great dim sims... moon palace preston.

Fried or steamed? Or the best option of a couple of steamed dimmies whilst waiting for the fried ones to cook?

 

[leon123]

Fried or steamed? Or the best option of a couple of steamed dimmies whilst waiting for the fried ones to cook?

Pic is of Mick Mcguane... looks like he has around 60 dimmies for steaming later and a half a dozen fried in that bag

 

[NMBB]

Pic is of Mick Mcguane... looks like he has around 60 dimmies for steaming later and a half a dozen fried in that bag

Mick is following doctor's orders and has reduced his daily allowance of dimmies by 50% - this is now the reduced intake

 

[swoop42]

Bayley Fritsch suddenly has a competitor for the most annoying hairstyle seen on Australian television.

I present to you BOM meteorologist Dean Narramore.



Not only is that a bouffant, it's a bouffant on an already massive head.

 

[NMBB]

Vale John Marsden - a wonderful man - stood up for kids tirelessly and ignored the bureaucracy relentlessly - go well John

 

[Ctracks]

Thread been lacking quality food discussion for a while.. A collingwood legend picking up a few dim sims for morning tea.... these are great dim sims... moon palace preston.

what's with the mask?

 

[jmac70]

what's with the mask?

He doesn’t like the smell of his own farts

 

[sr36]

what's with the mask?

He doesn't want his wife to find out that all their savings are being blown on his dimmie addiction.

 

[JuniorB]

Merry Christmas, my fellow Magpie tragics!
Lets hope the New Year brings us more silverware.
Go Pies!!

 

[Tadpole]

Bayley Fritsch suddenly has a competitor for the most annoying hairstyle seen on Australian television.

I present to you BOM meteorologist Dean Narramore.

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Not only is that a bouffant, it's a bouffant on an already massive head.

I thought it was a werewolf, at first glance (like something out of the Teen Wolf movie).

 

[sr36]

leon123 how are you going? Has the fire missed your place?