Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

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Wandering through Inca, Mallorca today and spotted a t-shirt that read…

“I keep my dad jokes in a… dad-a-base”

 

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You joke, but that tradie who accidentally gaffer taped his banana to the gyprock is $6M richer.

 

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Two Aussie tourists are doing a bit of hiking through the Scottish highlands when through the mist, they spot a pub. They can't believe their luck and continue on and walk in.

"Two pints of your finest ale barman" says one Aussie and they are both shocked when the pints are poured and the barman says "That'll be two pennies thanks"

The Aussies both look at each other and ask why so cheap?

The barman says "it's our 800th birthday today, here at the Hilltop Pub, so we are charging the same for a pint we did 800 years ago."

The Aussies forgo any thought of more hiking and settle in for the long haul and order two more pints, two pennies. Whilst they are drinking, they can't help but notice a bunch of guys, the other end of the bar not drinking.

Next time the barman comes to take their order, they point out the other guys and how strange it is that they aren't drinking

And the barman says, "Oh them, don't worry about them, they are locals, they're waiting for happy hour."

 

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