Certified Legendary Thread Hamish Mclachlan and wikipedia - a must read for every footy fan - now going nuts on the interwebz

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Anywhere else, that would be considered horrible.


Here. It is pure comic gold. HSVKing, I love it. :thumbsu:
 

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****ing hell man that's absolute gold.

Words don't even do it justice.

Hammer, you're officially an A-grade flog.
 
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In honour of this thread can the Gameday board be renamed Hameday? At least for this weekend? :)



Let's not limit it to the Board, what about the show of the same name?
 
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Surprised there isn't a riff on Nick Maxwell and his glove yet.

Unless I missed it.
 

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So much joy derived from this thread.

Need to stagger my views otherwise retaining personal composure is simply impossible
 
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My tribute to the MC Hammer

Can't edit this
Can't edit this
Can't edit this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't edit this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

My-my-my-my talent makes me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank god for blessing me with a job thats tight but two bung knees
Feels good when Andy Roddick puts you down
A super dope polo player from the Crowtown
And I'm known as such
And this is a Wiki page you cant touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah Rompingwins made it so you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man I didnt edit this
You know someone else made those funky insights u can't edit this

Fresh new quipes and rants
Cotchs dog in the mirror think it was doing a dance
So stayed in my seat
Pumped the speaker up and listened to my beat
While im ballin' hold on lie a little bit
And let them know it only happened by chance
Hame on a mission so slap Cotch on the back
Let 'em know that it didnt mean much
And this is a wikipage uh u can't touch

Yo I told you I didnt edit this
Why you blaming me man I didnt create this
Yo sound the bells siren the game is over sucker u can't edit this

Give me job and rhythm
Making shit jokes that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a man that's hyped and hyped
Tigers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to give me a bake
And now Jacks gonna give me a burn
Dog run over, legit either ask your bro for a job
Or you might as well quit

Thats my bro dont you
Can't fire this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't fire this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
That was a log I ran down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time

Go with the lie create a spin if you can't edit this
Then Rompingwins did
So Giann wave your hands in the air
Put one through you, run your fingers through my hair
This is it Im a winner
Sleep with this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just wait a minute Ill finish off the hump
Hump Hump Hump yeah

Can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
Not my fault im always losing 'cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ringing bells, I think I ran another one down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you go to Wiki It says the Hammer's just so tight
I'm dope on the Polo floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
while others that have talent just cant get a hit
My wiki page can tour around the world from London to the bay
It's Hammer go Hammer
Im a winner yo Hammer but still gotta lie to get laid

Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't edit my wiki page
Security tight can't editthis
Get me outta this lie u can't edit this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
 
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Every time I think we've squeezed all we can out of Hame memes (Hamemes?) something like this pops up and makes me laugh hysterically once again. :thumbsu:
 

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