Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[manureid]

Nah, as long as one of these reserves teams wins a flag, who cares if the dreams of a young footballer getting the chance to be on an AFL list are dashed.

 

[bomberclifford]

If your chances of winning a flag boil down to one talented junior then you're not really that good, are you.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Please allow Jacob Surjan

Jacob Surjan

Age

39

Ht

179cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

6.9

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.8

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.0

4star

(an actual sanfl coach) to retort

Surjan is excited for the opportunities available to Bauer as the AFL Mid-Season Draft looms.

"I’m going to be very excited if Jacob is potentially the first development kid drafted through the mid-season draft from North Adelaide," he said.

"Part of our job is obviously to win premierships at our club, but we still know that we’re a feeder competition to the AFL and we need to try to develop kids to try and get into the AFL as quickly as possible.

Pies, Bombers among six clubs reportedly interested in athletic SANFL forward

Which SANFL club would an aspiring young kid want to play for?

Surj is smart enough to realise that getting kids drafted is good for his program too.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

There's a man who likes a big collar.

Next minute...

 

[bomberclifford]

I feel like that photo is begging for an Alyx makeover over accentuating the collar.

I have a mild recollection that this was done once before.

 

[finbarr]

I have a mild recollection that this was done once before.

A shrunken head?

 

[bomberclifford]

A shrunken head?

Yes.

 

[Grave Danger]

Has Warren Partland been given the boot? Feels like a story tailor made for him.

Probably never learnt to tweet.

 

[finbarr]

Yes.

Haha I knew the thought must have been coming from somewhere.

 

[bomberclifford]

Haha I knew the thought must have been coming from somewhere.

Turns out it was me!

Post in thread 'Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 2'
Mega Thread - Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 2

 

[finbarr]

Turns out it was me!

Post in thread 'Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 2'
Mega Thread - Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 2

Haha that's so good.

 

[Grave Danger]

I've had this one saved for ages - the surliness sums him up much better than the ones of him actually cracking a smile:

 

[bomberclifford]

I've had this one saved for ages - the surliness sums him up much better than the ones of him actually cracking a smile:

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The way he wears those shirts does my head in. He just doesn’t understand what a collar is and how it should sit. It’s also way too large for him.

 

[finbarr]

I've had this one saved for ages - the surliness sums him up much better than the ones of him actually cracking a smile:

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Someone please photoshop that face onto the SA state flag where the piping shrike should go.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

In 1994 Partland wrote after the Eagles beat Port at Woodville Oval that they might as well send the TS Hill Cup to Oval Avenue now, nobody can even come close to the Eagles.

In 1995 he was reporting on women's lacrosse.

 

[Grave Danger]

Someone please photoshop that face onto the SA state flag where the piping shrike should go.

Haha - I think I dubbed him 'South Australian Man' once upon a time when that sort of beard was being discussed. Australapitiful if you will.

 

[philreich]

In 1994 Partland wrote after the Eagles beat Port at Woodville Oval that they might as well send the TS Hill Cup to Oval Avenue now, nobody can even come close to the Eagles.

In 1995 he was reporting on women's lacrosse.

Still my favourite SANFL premiership. I also believe that the Eagles pre printed their premiership T shirts, and had the premiership celebrations ready to go. Unfortunately for them, Timmy and the boys failed to read the script.

 

[Jonts]

Glenelg paid 25k in transfer for Turner to West

They get 10k if he is drafted

That is ridiculous, but the answer is to the lower the transfer

 

[DaTBird187]

I have a mild recollection that this was done once before.

Yes, morphing into this guy.

 

[Rexie J]

Yes, morphing into this guy.

Your post should have come with a warning - some people are eating

 

[NoddyHolder]

The way he wears those shirts does my head in. He just doesn’t understand what a collar is and how it should sit. It’s also way too large for him.

It's the way everyone wore their collars when he was about 20. You mean you don't still dress like you did when you were 20?

 

[Cockle Diver]

Still my favourite SANFL premiership. I also believe that the Eagles pre printed their premiership T shirts, and had the premiership celebrations ready to go. Unfortunately for them, Timmy and the boys failed to read the script.

We had three Eagle supporters in front of us in that match. They started celebrating in the first quarter with their newly printed tee shirts. As the match went on they became much quieter and tried to leave the game halfway during the last quarter.

 

[philreich]

We had three Eagle supporters in front of us in that match. They started celebrating in the first quarter with their newly printed tee shirts. As the match went on they became much quieter and tried to leave the game halfway during the last quarter.

Kinda reminds me of the Crows in 2017 - Tex with the seat next to him for the premiership cup, and the 30,000 pre printed premiership water bottles for the family day. Twas glorious!!!

 

[Byrons Firen]

Kinda reminds me of the Crows in 2017 - Tex with the seat next to him for the premiership cup, and the 30,000 pre printed premiership water bottles for the family day. Twas glorious!!!

I have it on very good authority a specially built display cabinet had already been mounted on a wall at AO of all places.

 

[Festerz]

It's the way everyone wore their collars when he was about 20. You mean you don't still dress like you did when you were 20?