Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Papa G]

The feminisation of football bullshit.

Plenty of birds have shit tattoos too.

 

[RangaInTeal]

She's a moron

Dunno why I read Mormon…

 

[ibd77]

I loath the Cornes segment on the 7 news but have unfortunately caught a few mins of it in the past few weeks, what I love is the disrespect he genuinely shows for us. Has a bit of 1990 about it; after an in depth breakdown of the Crows match “And Port you won, you were ok, but you’re lucky to be second. You’re not that good, but is a weird season, maybe you will steal one”
After the showdown whinge and in-depth look at how the Crows lost, they were good but unlucky.

This state is so stuck in 1978, how this bloke is relevant in 2024 is so strange. He isn’t Adelaide answer to Lou Richards. Make like Anne Wills or whatever her name was, you’re a C Grade celebrity get off our screens.

GC never learns that a champion team will often beat a team of champions. Didn’t learn his lesson in 88 & 90.

Richmond didn't have a team full of stars when they won their 3 GFs. They had 6 elite players and the rest were hard workers.

 

[JimmyBC]

Plenty of birds have shit tattoos too.

Dave Mustaine on why he doesn't have tattoos "you don't put bumper stickers on a Mercedes"

 

[DaTBird187]

I loath the Cornes
He isn’t Adelaide answer to Lou Richards.

Well he kind of is. He's a campaigner. He's just not a dead campaigner.

 

[Steve Dore]

Even The Advertiser has wiped the 2023 Semi-final from its memory.

 

[Palpatine_Power]

This is a new one

She obviously knows absolutely nothing about Jarrad. Lol

 

[Ported]

Who's in the All-Australian team? Our experts make the call

A gun defender and star midfielder are set to land their first All-Australian blazers, according to our reporters

www.afl.com.au

I'm lovin' it

 

[Hammer#8]

Who's in the All-Australian team? Our experts make the call

A gun defender and star midfielder are set to land their first All-Australian blazers, according to our reporters

www.afl.com.au

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I'm lovin' it

curnow at FF is a laugh, really should be Hogan.
I'd have Blakey at CHB before Zorko.
Neale and Treloar are starting midfielders before Cripps.

 

[Grave Danger]

The feminisation of football bullshit.

The sound of the glass, sealing.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I believe
What I think will happen is
I understand Christian's thinking is
According to sources

 

[Ford Fairlane]

This actually sounds like a serious injury

 

[Grave Danger]

For want of nothing better to do I listened to this podcast today, interested to hear their thoughts on "How will the AFL address fixture unfairness for 2025?" as much as the other dramas going on atm. Well lo and behold the host Aaron Bryans immediately latched onto that utter nonsense that surfaced on afl.com this week about Port having the easiest draw (and Crows the hardest).

Bryans is part of the ABC's SA footy commentary team, and one of the reasons I watch the footy in silence these days - he is a dead set Crow fanboi! I flicked the radio on to their call at the end of the Port - Freo game and all they could talk about was Carlton, Carlton, Carlton. The other reasons to flick them of course include Kelli U and the senile old curmudgeon Mick Maltshake.

Oh, and they didn't offer any solutions to Ports having the easiest draw.

'Rebuilding solely through the draft doesn't work' - ABC listen

Paul Roos says Richmond need to retain experienced players to bring the club back into form. How will the AFL address fixture unfairness for 2025? And will Bontempelli or Cripps be announced as the All-Australian captain tonight?

www.abc.net.au

 

[tribey]

For want of nothing better to do I listened to this podcast today, interested to hear their thoughts on "How will the AFL address fixture unfairness for 2025?" as much as the other dramas going on atm. Well lo and behold the host Aaron Bryans immediately latched onto that utter nonsense that surfaced on afl.com this week about Port having the easiest draw (and Crows the hardest).

And even if, for the sake of argument, it is true.

I didn’t hear anyone crying too many tears for Port or calling for fixture reform after the absolute meat grinder that was the start of the 2015 draw coming off the 2014 finals series.

14R23: Fremantle [a]
14REF: Richmond [h]
14RSF: Fremantle [a]
14RPF: Hawthorn [a]
15R01: Fremantle [a]
15R02: Sydney [h]
15R03: North [a]
15R04: Hawthorn [h]
15R05: Showdown [a]

Give’em a third trip to Perth in five matchweeks — remembering we started the 2013 (@ Melb) and 2014 (@ Carl) seasons away also — sure, why not!

 

[raptalia]

The media can get ****ed. Dan Houston

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says he is staying put at Alberton. I will believe Dan and not the unfounded garbage put about in the Victorian and local media. ****ing Victorians assume that if a bloke is a good player and born in Victoria he will want to go back to Victoria.

I suspect that this unfounded 'Houston wants out' rumour started on SEN or Foxtel and was based on what some dickhead wanted to happen rather than fact.

The media can get stuffed and thanks for your support Dan, you are a legend!

 

[Alyx]

The Brow™ appears to be losing his mind:

 

[GremioPower]

The Brow™ appears to be losing his mind:

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No idea what’s going on, but this is gold.

Even if it is satire, it’s still gold.

 

[Grave Danger]

The Brow™ appears to be losing his mind:

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The Minister for Shit Sandwiches.

 

[chiwigi]

The Brow™ appears to be losing his mind:

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I was telling a Crow fan at work how the news always tried to tie things to Port fans, they scoffed.

Then they saw this article

 

[tribey]

The Brow™ appears to be losing his mind:

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And yet professional PAFC-hater Rob Lucas gleefully putting a torpedo in the Port Dock railway line — mid-project! — as one of the final acts of his dismal 40 years suckling at the taxpayer teat, went by largely unnoticed.

 

[FishingRick04]

I have to say this is a repeat complaint of mine but the national media having no broad knowledge of teams outside of SA, is disgracefully ameteur.

Doing a lot of driving yesterday in the country I listened to 891 foot analysis of the finals with Nathan Bourke and Jake Niall.

Port Geelong was give which seemed 5 minutes compare to other games. Niall expressed concerns of our defence even though we rank 1 over last 9 weeks.

They couldn’t even name players and were lacking a suggestion of a mobile player to sit on Cameron.

It is disgraceful.

Cornes and KG in the mornings ain’t much better, they were complaining to a caller they did talk about Port at the start of the show, which was complaining about Koch knocking SANFL.
Cornes continued themse to gaslight rewriting out history to suit his own narrative is nauseating

 

[raptalia]

If Graham Cornes' name stunk to high heaven among the Port faithful it will be even worse after his article in this morning's press. Cornes lets David Koch have it with both barrels. I cannot agree with Kochie in many things bit this time around he is right and Cornes, as usual, has it all wrong.

It is not as if Cornes brings any new facts to the table. He dishes up the same tired old anti Port clap trap.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I have to say this is a repeat complaint of mine but the national media having no broad knowledge of teams outside of SA, is disgracefully ameteur.

Doing a lot of driving yesterday in the country I listened to 891 foot analysis of the finals with Nathan Bourke and Jake Niall.

Port Geelong was give which seemed 5 minutes compare to other games. Niall expressed concerns of our defence even though we rank 1 over last 9 weeks.

They couldn’t even name players and were lacking a suggestion of a mobile player to sit on Cameron.

It is disgraceful.

Cornes and KG in the mornings ain’t much better, they were complaining to a caller they did talk about Port at the start of the show, which was complaining about Koch knocking SANFL.
Cornes continued themse to gaslight rewriting out history to suit his own narrative is nauseating

I'm so tired of hearing how Bulldogs and Hawthorn are the two form teams over the past few weeks.

We've won 6 in a row, all against quality opposition and before our last loss belted the Bulldogs.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If Graham Cornes' name stunk to high heaven among the Port faithful it will be even worse after his article in this morning's press. Cornes lets David Koch have it with both barrels. I cannot agree with Kochie in many things bit this time around he is right and Cornes, as usual, has it all wrong.

The cardinal sin of criticising the sanfl

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I have to say this is a repeat complaint of mine but the national media having no broad knowledge of teams outside of SA, is disgracefully ameteur.

Doing a lot of driving yesterday in the country I listened to 891 foot analysis of the finals with Nathan Bourke and Jake Niall.

Port Geelong was give which seemed 5 minutes compare to other games. Niall expressed concerns of our defence even though we rank 1 over last 9 weeks.

They couldn’t even name players and were lacking a suggestion of a mobile player to sit on Cameron.

It is disgraceful.

Cornes and KG in the mornings ain’t much better, they were complaining to a caller they did talk about Port at the start of the show, which was complaining about Koch knocking SANFL.
Cornes continued themse to gaslight rewriting out history to suit his own narrative is nauseating

Honestly if you listen to KG and Cornesy you get what you deserve.

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