Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[EskimoPAFC]

They're both campaigners lol

Sack Hinkley

 

[longdonkey]

Breaking news, I've just spotted Rucci at Kenny's (chip place, you can't make this s**t up) on Hindley St. In a full button up shirt and pants!

Stinkley at the fish and chipper. "What's this chicken salt? Chicken and salt I don't understand it. Do they make salt out of chicken? What witchcraft goes on in this backward state? This would never happen in Geelong."

 

[killtaker1993]

I think Rucci is the only human being in Adelaide more unattractive than Ken Hinkley

 

[Grave Danger]

I think Rucci is the only human being in Adelaide more unattractive than Ken Hinkley

Brett Burton left town did he?

 

[killtaker1993]

Brett Burton left town did he?

He wasn't that bad, was he? He was ruggedly handsome in a Bone McDermott kinda way. Rucci just looks like an unhinged member of the Italian Red Brigades

 

[PowerLil]

I think Rucci is the only human being in Adelaide more unattractive than Ken Hinkley

Nope. Hinkley has him by the length of the Flemington straight.

 

[Relativity]

Breaking news, I've just spotted Rucci at Kenny's (chip place, you can't make this s**t up) on Hindley St. In a full button up shirt and pants!

Did his pants have a cord tied in a bow at the front?

 

[Steve Dore]

Did his pants have a cord tied in a bow at the front?

If you're going to hold your pants up with a length of cord at least be a man and tie a reef knot

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Lol he's completely cracked the and isn't even pretending any more. maybe no one would buy his watches.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Grave Danger]

Bevo didn't like something Gerard said? Oh, that Healy - the pink Sydney team could've used her yesterday.

 

[Grave Danger]

I can almost accept that anyone good enough to get on an AFL list could be described as a "star" - certainly in comparison to parkland footy players - but the term "legend" has now reached peak wtf with this effort. At least they stopped at "premiership winning hero" for Scott Lycett

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Scott Lycett

Age

32

Ht

203cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.6

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

6.3

4star

CL

2.6

4star

HO

19.0

5star

D

11.3

3star

K

5.7

2star

HB

5.7

3star

CL

4.2

5star

HO

24.7

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.6

4star

CL

0.4

3star

HO

5.0

5star

...

Footy Legend's Wedding EVACUATED After Bushfire Caused By Squatters Forces Police To Intervene - Ny Breaking News

By Ollie Lewis for Daily Mail Australia

nybreaking.com

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I can almost accept that anyone good enough to get on an AFL list could be described as a "star" - certainly in comparison to parkland footy players - but the term "legend" has now reached peak wtf with this effort. At least they stopped at "premiership winning hero" for Scott Lycett...

Footy Legend's Wedding EVACUATED After Bushfire Caused By Squatters Forces Police To Intervene - Ny Breaking News

By Ollie Lewis for Daily Mail Australia

nybreaking.com

To be fair coward-punching a teenager does mean he will be remembered for a long time.

 

[Grave Danger]

To be fair coward-punching a teenager does mean he will be remembered for a long time.

Brayshaw's surgeon, Freo fans, Gaff's old headmaster, and David King all do - but c'mon "legend" in relation to Andrew Gaff can only mean the thing he kicks the footy with (in ever decreasing number these days).

 

[Doctor Feel]

I can almost accept that anyone good enough to get on an AFL list could be described as a "star" - certainly in comparison to parkland footy players - but the term "legend" has now reached peak wtf with this effort. At least they stopped at "premiership winning hero" for Scott Lycett...

Footy Legend's Wedding EVACUATED After Bushfire Caused By Squatters Forces Police To Intervene - Ny Breaking News

By Ollie Lewis for Daily Mail Australia

nybreaking.com

This article gets worse by the way. "Recently retired", lol he's still playing.

 

[Alyx]

EXCLUSIVE: AFL legend Kane Cornes writes exclusively about 300-game Port Adelaide great Kane Cornes' time under Port Adelaide master coach and former Geelong great Ken Hinkley in this exclusive article by the Power legend and premiership hero Kane Cornes, who was also an incredible two-time AFL All Australian and legendary tagger at the club which is home to football maestro and legendary racing industry figure Ken Hinkley.

 

[Grave Danger]

This article gets worse by the way. "Recently retired", lol he's still playing.

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Nope - on top of the Tim Kelly trade fiasco the WCEs also gave Gaff a seven year contract when lolN0rf came a courting, that still has a year or two to go.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

What next, Elspeth on the boundary line?

 

[Grave Danger]

What next, Elspeth on the boundary line?

That should help "redress" the shocking imbalance in reporting of all things Crows.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol Tom Browne gets replaced with the Adelaide Tom Browne

 

[Grave Danger]

Actually, it's Mitch Cleary who has replaced Browne as Seven's Chief Football reporter - The Fruitfly's new role is Senior AFL reporter - Cleary's "right-hand man".

 

[TazD]

Meh, good for Theo. Nows a good time for Kochie to use his 7 connections to get a Port supporter in that role.

 

[TazD]

Meh, good for Theo. Nows a good time for Kochie to use his 7 connections to get a Port supporter in that role.

Actually no, last thing we need is more propagandists.

 

[malcheski]

Meh, good for Theo. Nows a good time for Kochie to use his 7 connections to get a Port supporter in that role.

Im sure Tredder's would be qualified but would need to learn more about Channel 7 first

 

[RossFC]

What next, Elspeth on the boundary line?

Who is going to report from the boundary line down at Noarlunga in front of a bunch of beeping cars now?