Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[StrappingTape]

To be fair that is in game, so here's a HD version of the 1996 CGI intro for tomb raider, she's going across the desert so much like thte 1969 cgi of the moon landing:


I mean it's not hard to see in 1969 they had this but better blacks.

 

[Tibbs]

NASA put a man on the moon with that technology in 1969, or maybe it was just a hoax.

LOL They only needed to do mathematical calculations to do that, and still needed a computer the size of the Opera House to do it! ... Not much more than the equivalent of an abacus compared to today's computing abilities.

I think Nvidia only introduced the world's first GPU around 1999, without which it would have been impossible to fake a moon landing with believable CGI.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Hitler trashed the list so bad the club had to have a demerger for 50 years to stop them from being a contender.

Only got back on track once David Hasselhoff started singing NTUA on top of the Berlin Wall in that jacket hewn from pure win.

 

[longdonkey]

Only got back on track once David Hasselhoff started singing NTUA on top of the Berlin Wall in that jacket hewn from pure win.

Is it true the East German part of the demerger became Essendon.

 

[Interstater]

Is it true the East German part of the demerger became Essendon.

Yes, but at the time they had to be known as the Essendon Boomers because the Bombers was inappropriate, and people didn't hate Boomers yet.

 

[Steve Dore]

LOL They only needed to do mathematical calculations to do that, and still needed a computer the size of the Opera House to do it! ... Not much more than the equivalent of an abacus compared to today's computing abilities. ...

You're ignorance of early digital computers is truly astounding.

The Apollo Guidance Computer weighed 32kg and was smaller than a seat in the Opera House. While it had far less computing power than a modern smart phone any comparison to an abacus is ridiculous.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Greasyrhys]

Let’s bombard this stupid post, just another moron who’s sold his soul

 

[Enviable Tradition]

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[EskimoPAFC]

Father figure Kenny powers on...

Omg Ive just realised thats a real thing and not a joke

 

[blink185]

If only Advertiser era Rucci could see what he was to become in SEN/Port Nippsie Rooch...
Bizarre.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Rucci a couple of weeks ago, on SEN went thru the 3 articles he writes for the PAFC wrbsite each week.

Monday a game review article
Midweek a history type article
Friday he is asked to transcribe Ken's Friday pre game presser, or on a Thursday for a Thursday game.

Whilst there is a bit of mayo on his tweet to give a heads upto the article, he basically has just transcribed Ken's answers to questions at the presser.

He rephrases the questions so that he doesnt have to give credit to the journos who asked the questions.

So there is nothing to jump up and down about Rucci in him writing this article. Ken gives bullshit answers, and Rucci is paid to word for word transcribe the bullshit.

I haven't read the AFL Record article, but I can imagine it's a love fest job.

 

[Powerade 08]

Rucci a couple of weeks ago, on SEN went thru the 3 articles he writes for the PAFC wrbsite each week.

Monday a game review article
Midweek a history type article
Friday he is asked to transcribe Ken's Friday pre game presser, or on a Thursday for a Thursday game.

Whilst there is a bit of mayo on his tweet to give a heads upto the article, he basically has just transcribed Ken's answers to questions at the presser.

He rephrases the question so that he doesnt have to give credit to the journo who asked the question.

So there is nothing to jump up and down about Rucci in him writing this article. Ken gives bullshit answers, and Rucci is paid to word for word transcribe the bullshit.

I haven't read the AFL Record article, but I can imagine it's a love fest job.

Transcribe his press conferences lol. what a ferkin life

 

[Lefti93]

I'd love to slap the espresso from Rucc's stupid mouth.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Rucci a couple of weeks ago, on SEN went thru the 3 articles he writes for the PAFC wrbsite each week.

Monday a game review article
Midweek a history type article
Friday he is asked to transcribe Ken's Friday pre game presser, or on a Thursday for a Thursday game.

Whilst there is a bit of mayo on his tweet to give a heads upto the article, he basically has just transcribed Ken's answers to questions at the presser.

He rephrases the questions so that he doesnt have to give credit to the journos who asked the questions.

So there is nothing to jump up and down about Rucci in him writing this article. Ken gives bullshit answers, and Rucci is paid to word for word transcribe the bullshit.

I haven't read the AFL Record article, but I can imagine it's a love fest job.

It is the club pushing the gaslighting message that The Belief Is Strong. It's not, we don't at all believe we can beat good sides when we are the underdog. We lose these games again and again and again.

Who honestly believed we would beat Collingwood, Adelaide, Carlton, Gold Coast? No one.

The only game we have won that I didn't expect to win was the Geelong game this year. And that was built on one unicorn quarter of Everything we touched turned to gold. After that we hung on for dear life.

 

[raptalia]

Anyone else having transmission issue with FOXTEL atm? I have an apology on screen and their website is down. Looks like I will be forced to look at FTA this evening.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Anyone else having transmission issue with FOXTEL atm? I have an apology on screen and their website is down. Looks like I will be forced to look at FTA this evening.

No because I dont have Foxtel, but on the ABC News they have gone thru a whole lot of companies who are having issues with outageous and Foxtel was one of about 20 they read out. The ABC has been hit and thats why they have investigated. Think they said 9 has been affected also. ABC first started saying they had issues about 2.50.

They got some expert on 10 minutes ago and said there are lots of reports in Oz and NZ and there are a couple in Asia being reported.

 

[Rexie J]

Anyone else having transmission issue with FOXTEL atm? I have an apology on screen and their website is down. Looks like I will be forced to look at FTA this evening.

Microsoft has a massive outage due to a cyber attack.

Australia is struck by a 'massive cyber event'

A number of major retailers and online services have been hit by a nationwide outage, including Foxtel, ABC radio, Microsoft, Suncorp, Gmail, Centrelink, Australia Post.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Anyone else having transmission issue with FOXTEL atm? I have an apology on screen and their website is down. Looks like I will be forced to look at FTA this evening.

 

[TazD]

Microsoft has a massive outage due to a cyber attack.

Australia is struck by a 'massive cyber event'

A number of major retailers and online services have been hit by a nationwide outage, including Foxtel, ABC radio, Microsoft, Suncorp, Gmail, Centrelink, Australia Post.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Isn't it more of an update gone wrong?

 

[raptalia]

Yeah, thanks for that I have just started a new thread in Black Diamond Corner. Best to post any updates there.

 

[GoPorts]

Let’s bombard this stupid post, just another moron who’s sold his soulView attachment 2052160View attachment 2052161

I wish we had Kenny Powers as our coach. At least that guy wanted to win.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Transcribe his press conferences lol. what a ferkin life

Nothing chat GPT couldn't do better.

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[ClintEastwood]

Apologies if anyone has posted this already, but look at this horseshit. Cal Twomey continues to try and trade Port players out.

 

[jac147]

Microsoft has a massive outage due to a cyber attack.

Australia is struck by a 'massive cyber event'

A number of major retailers and online services have been hit by a nationwide outage, including Foxtel, ABC radio, Microsoft, Suncorp, Gmail, Centrelink, Australia Post.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Richmond now boarding Greyhound buses ?