Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 26

[Poo Eckert]

"One East Melbourne resident recently revealed that Oliver, after a light training session at Yarra Park in the summer of 2022, bent a bunch of windscreen wipers on cars in a side street.

The resident confronted him, the player ignored him, and an embarrassed teammate was left to apologise."

Incredible behaviour from Oliver

Is he 15 with parental issues? Pretty average behaviour for an adult

 

[afl2004]

Drug money

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol hows all these drug stories breaking now from Melb and GC.

The ****ing victorian/afl protection racket at it again as all these incidents happened during or around the finals.

Muh brand muh finals

 

[all seeing eye]

Suspect there stack's more being covered up.

 

[Poo Eckert]

Suspect there stack's more being covered up.

These guys are footy players, not rocket scientists. There was always a saying Dad to daughters, don’t date footy players. Pretty much it

 

[sobrave]

"One East Melbourne resident recently revealed that Oliver, after a light training session at Yarra Park in the summer of 2022, bent a bunch of windscreen wipers on cars in a side street.

The resident confronted him, the player ignored him, and an embarrassed teammate was left to apologise."

Incredible behaviour from Oliver

Lmao

 

[sobrave]

Bbbbut Zac Butters threw a boundary attendants plastic chair, the dirty dog!

 

[sobrave]

"One East Melbourne resident recently revealed that Oliver, after a light training session at Yarra Park in the summer of 2022, bent a bunch of windscreen wipers on cars in a side street.

The resident confronted him, the player ignored him, and an embarrassed teammate was left to apologise."

Incredible behaviour from Oliver

That's nothing, I saw him in Woolies a couple of years ago and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Grave Danger]

That's nothing, I saw him in Woolies a couple of years ago and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Did you pay for the pasta?

 

[Janey]

That's nothing, I saw him in Woolies a couple of years ago and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

If that's true (just not sure if you're having a lend ) he really is a dick.

 

[backtozero]

"One East Melbourne resident recently revealed that Oliver, after a light training session at Yarra Park in the summer of 2022, bent a bunch of windscreen wipers on cars in a side street.

The resident confronted him, the player ignored him, and an embarrassed teammate was left to apologise."

Incredible behaviour from Oliver

Standard full-blown ranga behaviour.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

lol we havin' pasta for lunch today

 

[Janey]

Standard full-blown ranga behaviour.

Hey, some of my best friends are rangas.

 

[davesnothere]

 

[davesnothere]

Oliver to the Crows.

What could have been

 

[WillemDaDrew]

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[VineValerian]

That's nothing, I saw him in Woolies a couple of years ago and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Same post, but referring to JHF instead of Oliver, last post/pre season period.
* yawn *

 

[Jonts]

Same post, but referring to JHF instead of Oliver, last post/pre season period.
* yawn *

VineValerian discovering copypastas ahahahaha

 

[Janey]

Same post, but referring to JHF instead of Oliver, last post/pre season period.
* yawn *

I thought I'd seen it before, still funny though.

 

[dirty2]

Call me old fashioned, but isn't there a time and a place for everything? In the toilets at your Premiership afterparty (with your actual girlfriend, not some tart you'd just picked up) seems weird timing to me.

Anytime. Anywhere.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Anytime. Anywhere.

Especially Easter.

 

[TazD]

Anytime. Anywhere.

Its not like Dan had better things to do that day.

 

[backtozero]

McStay? More like McFeast, amirite?

 

[Grave Danger]

Sliding doors...

 

[edgie]

McStay? More like McFeast, amirite?

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