Autopsy Roast & toast vs Brisbane and changes for Sydney, round 17, Thurs July 6, MCG, 7.20pm

[Wooden Robot]

Out of curiosity, how many ‘role players’ do Collingwood have?
Port?
Brissie?
Melbourne?
Most overused two words on this board are ‘role player’.
It’s become code for ‘didn’t perform up to scratch.
Maybe we should start working on a team plan and playing as one instead of treating the line-up like the cast of f****** Neighbours or Home and Away and giving everyone a role!!
Up to s

 

[Wooden Robot]

I thought we’d be more competitive against the Lions of course. But with Prestia out and the Dusty out with flu, I was genuinely worried about our overall attitude to this game before the ball was bounced. Then seeing the listless performance without any fight at all was completely foreign to this team. Then hearing lots of players were sick it made a lot more sense.

The flat trackers at the GABBA are the last team you want to cop if you’re mentally and physically not up to your best, as they feast on teams up there. Let’s not forget they beat the Pies up there by 33 points. And were spanking the Demons before the lights went out as well.

In terms of the season nobody expected us to beat the Lions at the GABBA. But win 6 of our last 8 and 12.5 wins probably sneaks you in given how close it is from 4th to 15th. 13.5 wins will definitely get you in.

The fact we have Demons, Dogs, Saints and Sydney on run home means loads of 8-point games to keep ourselves alive.

And I don’t care what anyone says about ‘what’s the point of making finals’ or ‘we’d have got flogged anyway’ etc…. making finals is something to be excited about, win/lose or draw. Only loser clubs say there was no point making finals and finishing 7th or 8th.

Finishing 8th and losing an EF is a million times better than missing finals.


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Completely foreign?
How do you explain getting smacked by the Suns three times in a row???
Nothing foreign in listless performances.
Sydney this year was listless.
North Melbourne last year was listless.
Essendon was listless.

 

[domin8]

Out of curiosity, how many ‘role players’ do Collingwood have?
Port?
Brissie?
Melbourne?
Most overused two words on this board are ‘role player’.
It’s become code for ‘didn’t perform up to scratch.
Maybe we should start working on a team plan and playing as one instead of treating the line-up like the cast of f****** Neighbours or Home and Away and giving everyone a role!!
Up to s

Say you don’t understand footy whist showing you don’t understand footy.

Btw majority of Collingwood list are role players.

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Hopefully it'll spread to the Sydney players during the first half and they'll fall apart after half time.

I'll take anything at this stage.

 

[lllscroatlll]

Out of curiosity, how many ‘role players’ do Collingwood have?
Port?
Brissie?
Melbourne?
Most overused two words on this board are ‘role player’.
It’s become code for ‘didn’t perform up to scratch.
Maybe we should start working on a team plan and playing as one instead of treating the line-up like the cast of f****** Neighbours or Home and Away and giving everyone a role!!
Up to s

on the cans?

 

[Danw0w]

Out of curiosity, how many ‘role players’ do Collingwood have?
Port?
Brissie?
Melbourne?
Most overused two words on this board are ‘role player’.
It’s become code for ‘didn’t perform up to scratch.
Maybe we should start working on a team plan and playing as one instead of treating the line-up like the cast of f****** Neighbours or Home and Away and giving everyone a role!!
Up to s

Bruv we won a flag by making the most of our role players

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Bruv we won a flag by making the most of our role players

That was before the 'Stand' rule!

 

[Tiges1229]

swans rushing buddy back for the #

 

[wegetpumped]

Completely foreign?
How do you explain getting smacked by the Suns three times in a row???
Nothing foreign in listless performances.
Sydney this year was listless.
North Melbourne last year was listless.
Essendon was listless.

They were all under the elite dimma, lets see how mini dimma goes against them starting tomorrow

 

[TigerImposter]

So long as the tackling machine can manage more than one tackle.

pressure bowie queen lyrics - Google Search

 

[Lsta062]

Didn’t Sydney smack us in the wet last time? Feel like we’re better in the wet now, so we’ll have to see.

Genuine question though - how many wet games have we played this year. Feels like we’ve played most non-Marvel games in the wet. I remember the Adelaide game being a sunny day, so take that one away too

 

[Lsta062]

Say you don’t understand footy whist showing you don’t understand footy.

Btw majority of Collingwood list are role players.

I’m convinced Collingwood copied us. Apart from their focus on good foot skills and lack of elite KPFs, everything else really feels like us in our Premiership years including the “connectedness” stuff.

 

[domin8]

I’m convinced Collingwood copied us. Apart from their focus on good foot skills and lack of elite KPFs, everything else really feels like us in our Premiership years including the “connectedness” stuff.

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery

 

[Groupie_]

Didn’t Sydney smack us in the wet last time? Feel like we’re better in the wet now, so we’ll have to see.

Genuine question though - how many wet games have we played this year. Feels like we’ve played most non-Marvel games in the wet. I remember the Adelaide game being a sunny day, so take that one away too

meanwhile pies havent played in one wet game besides the one against us

kissed on the dick

 

[Hoos]

meanwhile pies havent played in one wet game besides the one against us

kissed on the dick

Until they get to the GF where it will rain non stop and they score 4 goals for the match.

I can dream can't I?

 

[Muddiemoose]

meanwhile pies havent played in one wet game besides the one against us

kissed on the dick

Only played 3 night games for the year as well (rounds 1, 3 & 4)

All been afternoon and twilight games apart from that

Very odd considering they are meant to be a high drawcard tv wise

 

[Wooden Robot]

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery

Well, we need to copy them.
Their game plan obviously obviously combats the stand rule and we are still whining about it years later.

 

[AstuteTiger]

Only played 3 night games for the year as well (rounds 1, 3 & 4)

All been afternoon and twilight games apart from that

Very odd considering they are meant to be a high drawcard tv wise

Pies have Travis Auld in their back pocket for fixturing. We play ess and blues once, they play them twice thats big at seasons end attendance figures. They rarely play GWS over there it would drop their overall attendance but they sure play them here.

They are an entitled bunch who want to swap coll v lions at marvel to the G. I mean we played swans at marvel on a Thurs night of all days and got 44K in 2018. At the G that game would've drawn 70K as it was 1st v 2nd.

 

[AstuteTiger]

Well, we need to copy them.
Their game plan obviously obviously combats the stand rule and we are still whining about it years later.

Stand rule is nothing now, we have overcome that. Even umps have relaxed on it if you make a slight move lol
Pies 100% have copied us, the one thing they do have which is an added bonus is they have better foot skills.

 

[Groupie_]

Only played 3 night games for the year as well (rounds 1, 3 & 4)

All been afternoon and twilight games apart from that

Very odd considering they are meant to be a high drawcard tv wise

they asked for arvo games for maximizing crowds and they got em

only pies get to treat their fans year in year out with an afl deepthroat fixture

 

[Wooden Robot]

Stand rule is nothing now, we have overcome that. Even umps have relaxed on it if you make a slight move lol
Pies 100% have copied us, the one thing they do have which is an added bonus is they have better foot skills.

Watching our foot and hand skills last week, compared to the Lions', our were no better than a mid-range country league team.
We have very few who execute under pressure.

 

[Muddiemoose]

they asked for arvo games for maximizing crowds and they got em

only pies get to treat their fans year in year out with an afl deepthroat fixture

Bloke at work thinks it’s the only reason Cox is playing half decent this year with his eyes being shit

Said he copped an eye injury when he was still playing and he couldn’t play for shit in night games after that but still could see the ball fine in day games

 

[domin8]

Bloke at work thinks it’s the only reason Cox is playing half decent this year with his eyes being s**t

Said he copped an eye injury when he was still playing and he couldn’t play for s**t in night games after that but still could see the ball fine in day games

Confirmed . 2pm qualifying and Prelim finals

 

[AstuteTiger]

As we expected, Prestia will play mini confirmed this in his presser today!
Dusty and Dion good ins as well as the two debutants in Bauer and Banks.

 

[Morro]

As we expected, Prestia will play mini confirmed this in his presser today!
Dusty and Dion good ins as well as the two debutants in Bauer and Banks.

Given the mid time of Dusty and Dion, combined with Cotch and last week Hopper, we really do have too many mids, inside ones anyway.