Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
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Well, guess I have to come up with an impromptu speech for winning the Dunce award!
Here I stand broken-hearted
Tried to goal, but nothing charted
But well done to Mooch on winning the award tonight!
This dunce award goes out to all you 'rillas out there that when you're feeling down... when you're feeling out... there's me - with 0 goals to his name! It doesn't get much worse...
Thank you all.
W
"ANY GOALS"
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
Any goals, or even just bein' in attack,
From set shot or snapped from a pack, any goals,
Despite all our strivin', bombin' high or stabbin' low,
The ball just won't ****ing go.
Though opportunities abound,
Even kicking it off the ground is just a big fat no.
We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. Any goals. Goals, goals, goals, goals.
Any goals, give us half a ****ing chance,
Just hoof it in the air and pray for where it lands, any goals.
Getting boot to ball in a panic, hoping one will dribble through,
But you know it ain't going to.
At training we've got aiming honed,
But as soon as the side's on the park it's a big **** you.
We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Ahhhrgh any goals, let alone post-high,
A torp just shy, fading poorly. Why?
Through traffic, Worm-burner, arrogant tackle-spurner, out-of-midair, stunner pls any goals.
Checkside, lucky bouncer, pack mark crumb pouncer, still-in-it announcer, pls any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
