Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 29 Community Rooms - Celebrating the Streak !!!! Broken Medal Count 13th July

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I do believe 4 have gone off with concussion, never to be seen again for the remainder of the match. You're all welcome.

An essential part of a successful team is an enforcer....

Clearly you are doing your job to perfection !!
 
Round 5 Barrels Award:

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In Round 5 we played the reigning premiers, The Dragons....

And AceAndy was very happy to mention to us that they'd won last year. But, fresh off a 29 match losing streak - we had other ideas....

Nominations for one of the most prestigious awards were mixed, with an ex-Roy (albeit briefly) fumbler , the aforementioned loudmouth AceAndy and the eventual winner Strigoi in the discussions.

But Strigoi shone through the voting ranks of the Roys faithful, earning her first ever Barrels award. Congratulations and well deserved. Please feel free to consume this 30 minutes before our next match, just prior to the arrival of the QSADA testers....

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Aw, why thank you! I'm honored! I'm glad the Roys thought me worthy of this fine award. :) I do my best in thread and in game.
Looking forward to many games between our fine teams.
I'm not too sure about consuming the contents of the barrel, though. I think I'll send a bit of the contents out to be tested - just in case. ;)


 

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Hello all, this week our lovely match thread is brought to you courtesy of Tarkyn_24 .....


Please pop in to annoy our opponents, The Hawks.....
 
Round 6 Barrels Award
Round 6 Barrels Award:

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Our old friends the Rats were our opponents in Round 6 - which means many bad jokes, many reminders of the incredible prowess of fitzroybowiedog and endless discussions on the greatest thread and match of all time....

Sadly - we couldn't repeat the S25 GF result, but we did receive two nominations for the Barrels award. These were philreich - for the aforementioned jokes and to annoy JackNah_8 (both very important things, I'm sure you'll agree) and the very likeable Power Raid . In a flip of the coin scenario, the winner was determined to be Power Raid !!

Congratulations - please pop in and like all my posts collect this award and we look forward to a return match later in the year....

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Round 6 Barrels Award:

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Our old friends the Rats were our opponents in Round 6 - which means many bad jokes, many reminders of the incredible prowess of fitzroybowiedog and endless discussions on the greatest thread and match of all time....

Sadly - we couldn't repeat the S25 GF result, but we did receive two nominations for the Barrels award. These were philreich - for the aforementioned jokes and to annoy JackNah_8 (both very important things, I'm sure you'll agree) and the very likeable Power Raid . In a flip of the coin scenario, the winner was determined to be Power Raid !!

Congratulations - please pop in and like all my posts collect this award and we look forward to a return match later in the year....

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Very much looking forward to round 17: the week before the finals!!!
 
Round 12 Results Update
Round 12 Update:

We invited the Gumbies to the BJO for our Round 12 clash, but deliberately gave them the wrong address. We also repeatedly rang the police to advise that they were all travelling in the same vehicle and disobeying social distancing regulations. Apparently these rules don't apply if you are made of clay, resulting in this look from JackNah_8 .....

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Luckily, this had no impact on the streak (now standing at zero matches (shhhhh, I'm trying to avoid attention here)) and the Roys ran out winners, with full details to be found here.

We journey to The Eiyre Eeirye Eyrie this week, to meet the Hawks in their fancy nest..... Our earlier game this season was a complete disaster, so let's try to redeem that and extend our winning streak to zero matches.

Weekly Awards:

Allikat 's Hug of the Week:

4 : .12 {lW} - Watch out! Oh! GCB85 has laid GWS Goose out flat.

The Gumbies hit us hard and hit us regularly, but when the game was still in the balance, our midfield enforcer GCB85 stepped up and delivered....

A completely cooked goose.....

TedDougChris 's Open Goal and Miss of the Week:

4 : 24.51 {FF} - This could be a goal to okeydoke7.
4 : 24.53 {FF} - A poster! one behind.

Normally this award goes to Roys players, but this effort from okeydoke7 with the last possession of the game, to blot the Gumbies perfect goal scoring record for the week deserves kudos.... Wouldn't you agree Barrybran ??

JackNah_8 's Half Hat of the Week:

2 : 4.03 {C} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 4.07 {C} - Nobody's checking WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
2 : 4.11 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 4.15 {lHFF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to TedDougChris.
2 : 4.21 {rHBF} - TedDougChris with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 4.25 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 4.31 {rHBF} - bone2468 sews TedDougChris up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 4.35 {rHFF} - BlueE weaves through the congestion.
2 : 4.4 {rHFF} - BlueE sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 4.41 {rHFF} - Bit of an ankle-tap from BlueE.
2 : 4.46 {lHBF} - A Bit High to send the ball forward.
2 : 4.5 {C} - A worm burner to Runk.
2 : 4.54 {C} - Runk makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 5 {C} - Runk signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 5.02 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.

To everyone involvved in this sequence, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr , TedDougChris , bone2468 , A Bit High , Runk - there is a minute of game we'd all prefer to have again. 3 kicks - 0% disposal efficiency, one straight to the opposition, one tackle, one self ankle tap and absolutely no positive value to either side....

Well done all !!
 
Normally this award goes to Roys players, but this effort from @okeydoke7 with the last possession of the game, to blot the Gumbies perfect goal scoring record for the week deserves kudos.... Wouldn't you agree @Barrybran ??
I do agree. Where's my Barrels?
 
Dear Roys,

Congrats on the season so far, I hope it goes against the norm and you all do well.

To the purpose of this letter thank you for not tagging me this week. It was marginally less annoying than those Werewolf goons tagging me each time a game starts. I hope my recent attempts at a humourous reply to TedDougChris brought a smile to his face as I understand he was unhappy I was not responding. I hope I have done enough to stop the tagging because I do not plan on returning to the league at all, so those tagging efforts are futile. Even more reason not to return is to avoid that icky league life membership

Now to respond to other correspondence
Runk I have no plans on making a Tim Watson type comeback. If ever there was to be a return of that sort it would've been in Season 25. Unfortunately the sim and I have a poor relationship. Visualised by the following image where I am represented by the person on the right and the sim is represented on the left.
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royboy2 I have not watched the US Survivor for a number of seasons now. It'd gotten too luck based for my liking. I hope it's a good season in relation to the players involved, I might have to watch it on catch up if that's the case.

To that other person (sorry I couldn't make out the signature) yes, we do have hamburgers and fries here, but we call french fries "chips"!

Love, Broken.

P.S. forgive the lateness of my reply.
 
Dear Roys,

Congrats on the season so far, I hope it goes against the norm and you all do well.

To the purpose of this letter thank you for not tagging me this week. It was marginally less annoying than those Werewolf goons tagging me each time a game starts. I hope my recent attempts at a humourous reply to TedDougChris brought a smile to his face as I understand he was unhappy I was not responding. I hope I have done enough to stop the tagging because I do not plan on returning to the league at all, so those tagging efforts are futile. Even more reason not to return is to avoid that icky league life membership

Now to respond to other correspondence
Runk I have no plans on making a Tim Watson type comeback. If ever there was to be a return of that sort it would've been in Season 25. Unfortunately the sim and I have a poor relationship. Visualised by the following image where I am represented by the person on the right and the sim is represented on the left.
MNuaIX1.gif

royboy2 I have not watched the US Survivor for a number of seasons now. It'd gotten too luck based for my liking. I hope it's a good season in relation to the players involved, I might have to watch it on catch up if that's the case.

To that other person (sorry I couldn't make out the signature) yes, we do have hamburgers and fries here, but we call french fries "chips"!

Love, Broken.

P.S. forgive the lateness of my reply.
You had me at ‘Hello.’

obviously you actually said ‘Dear’ but you know what I mean.
 

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Round 12 Update:

We invited the Gumbies to the BJO for our Round 12 clash, but deliberately gave them the wrong address. We also repeatedly rang the police to advise that they were all travelling in the same vehicle and disobeying social distancing regulations. Apparently these rules don't apply if you are made of clay, resulting in this look from JackNah_8 .....

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Luckily, this had no impact on the streak (now standing at zero matches (shhhhh, I'm trying to avoid attention here)) and the Roys ran out winners, with full details to be found here.

We journey to The Eiyre Eeirye Eyrie this week, to meet the Hawks in their fancy nest..... Our earlier game this season was a complete disaster, so let's try to redeem that and extend our winning streak to zero matches.

Weekly Awards:

Allikat 's Hug of the Week:

4 : .12 {lW} - Watch out! Oh! GCB85 has laid GWS Goose out flat.

The Gumbies hit us hard and hit us regularly, but when the game was still in the balance, our midfield enforcer GCB85 stepped up and delivered....

A completely cooked goose.....

TedDougChris 's Open Goal and Miss of the Week:

4 : 24.51 {FF} - This could be a goal to okeydoke7.
4 : 24.53 {FF} - A poster! one behind.

Normally this award goes to Roys players, but this effort from okeydoke7 with the last possession of the game, to blot the Gumbies perfect goal scoring record for the week deserves kudos.... Wouldn't you agree Barrybran ??

JackNah_8 's Half Hat of the Week:

2 : 4.03 {C} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 4.07 {C} - Nobody's checking WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
2 : 4.11 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 4.15 {lHFF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to TedDougChris.
2 : 4.21 {rHBF} - TedDougChris with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 4.25 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 4.31 {rHBF} - bone2468 sews TedDougChris up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 4.35 {rHFF} - BlueE weaves through the congestion.
2 : 4.4 {rHFF} - BlueE sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 4.41 {rHFF} - Bit of an ankle-tap from BlueE.
2 : 4.46 {lHBF} - A Bit High to send the ball forward.
2 : 4.5 {C} - A worm burner to Runk.
2 : 4.54 {C} - Runk makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 5 {C} - Runk signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 5.02 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.

To everyone involvved in this sequence, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr , TedDougChris , bone2468 , A Bit High , Runk - there is a minute of game we'd all prefer to have again. 3 kicks - 0% disposal efficiency, one straight to the opposition, one tackle, one self ankle tap and absolutely no positive value to either side....

Well done all !!
I love the bit where it says I sew you up in a tackle 😍 I love cuddles
 
Roys, our new match thread is up here....


Please feel free to kick TJASTA repeatedly in the nuts....

let's focus on extending our streak to 1 !!!!! Wins - that is....
 
Roys, our new match thread is up here....


Please feel free to kick TJASTA repeatedly in the nuts....

let's focus on extending our streak to 1 !!!!! Wins - that is....
oh hell yeah i love ball bursting pr0n
 

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