Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

[tribey]

* me I'm sick of seeing every media analysis about our club be reduced to our coach.

Hinkley’s jumping up and down and dancing at the final siren of the Melbourne win being sandwiched into an Indigenous Round goal montage promo, made me openly question my lifelong desire for oxygen.

 

[PAFC27]

That is such a great image.

The black hole sucking down light from all corners of the cosmos but the event horizon rejecting Kenny Average.

It just makes me laugh.

 

[DaTBird187]

It really didn't need all the filler in the middle.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Imagine...

Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

44

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

officially taking over as head coach.

Rozee captain, Butters vice, JHF entering his third year.

Excitement around the club palpable as we take our next steps and embark on a fresh campaign.

Nah **** it work hardery longery boys

 

[sobrave]

It really didn't need all the filler in the middle.

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Kern doesn't wear ties, except that one time he wore the all black number and looked like a funeral attendant

 

[Schulzenfest]

Imagine...

Josh Carr officially taking over as head coach.

Rozee captain, Butters vice, JHF entering his third year.

Excitement around the club palpable as we take our next steps and embark on a fresh campaign.

Nah * it work hardery longery boys

It would have been so easy.

 

[Us against the rest]

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People should actually be wishing for a Hinkley coached premiership in 2024 because that's the last box ticked and he can retire a happy man.

How can they even make a comparison to Mark Williams, our only Premiership coach that genuinely loved Port Adelaide. Mark is a winner, Hinkley is country blow in loser that puts himself before the welfare of the club. Hinkleys not worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Mark Williams.

 

[PortPortPort]

Imagine...

Josh Carr officially taking over as head coach.

Rozee captain, Butters vice, JHF entering his third year.

Excitement around the club palpable as we take our next steps and embark on a fresh campaign.

Nah * it work hardery longery boys

Don't make me hardery.

 

[Ilias M]

“It’s hard to be a good captain if you’re in and out of the side or not in good form.”

~ Connor Rozee

1

Connor Rozee

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.0

3star

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

0.8

3star

 

[JimmyBC]

Can you imagine the off the charts positive future energy the presser yesterday would've had with a fresh hungry new coach sitting in between Zak & Connor.. another dropped stitch.

 

[Steve Dore]

Kern doesn't wear ties, except that one time he wore the all black number and looked like a funeral attendant

He couldn't even be fecked having a shave for the press conference announcing the new leadership group.

 

[PowerLil]

He couldn't even be fecked having a shave for the press conference announcing the new leadership group.

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Or bathe.

 

[simba_]

bring your great grandpa to work day lol

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Hinkley is Mandelbaum.

 

[Windy Cindy]

He couldn't even be fecked having a shave for the press conference announcing the new leadership group.

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first time we have seen him for a while, he has a grin of a bloke whos got away with it again. Look at me, failed again and yet here i am with another contract.

smug bastard..

 

[sobrave]

He couldn't even be fecked having a shave for the press conference announcing the new leadership group.

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Two young studs and a toothless hobo that wandered in off the street

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Two young studs and a toothless hobo that wandered in off the street

Was Rucci there?

 

[longdonkey]

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People should actually be wishing for a Hinkley coached premiership in 2024 because that's the last box ticked and he can retire a happy man.

It would be novel to see him actually choke on a tie instead of on oxygen 5 minutes into the first quarter.

 

[longdonkey]

He couldn't even be fecked having a shave for the press conference announcing the new leadership group.

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OMG he looks more like Uncle Fester every day

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Looks like Uncle Fester; communication skills of Cousin Itt.

 

[sobrave]

Looks like Uncle Fester; communication skills of Cousin Itt.

+ Charisma of Lurch


Now I need someone to Photoshop the Hinkley Family onto an Addams Family but with ken and Jordy as everyone.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

+ Charisma of Lurch


Now I need someone to Photoshop the Hinkley Family onto an Addams Family but with ken and Jordy as everyone.

Bank account of Gomez.

 

[philreich]

Bang on. Showdowns, like finals, are just another big game for which we can't overcome the mental hurdle. Showdowns are scary. There's expectation. There's an opponent who will be up for the game.

Oh but that doesn't matter, because we won 13 straight.

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Hides away like Thing, after another failed season.....occasionally popping up to tell the world that his squad is the best he's ever had, or that the P.A.F.C has got a long way to go until it reaches the standard of "x" club.

 

[Arsene Wenger]

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