Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[PowerLil]

Rewind exactly 10 years to the corresponding game v Freo in Perth. The then 'humble Ken' went onto the ground with a subdued face calling for the players to be calm and not over-celebrate as they still had a job to do.
Fast forward 10 years of non accountability and unwarranted extensions and you have a strutting Ken shooting his gob off after sneaking over the line in a home semi after Geelong pulled our pants down, again at home.
He's a d*ck.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

$20k for simply returning serve? Are you ****ing kidding me lol

Before next week we should get all our players to post photoshops of Longmire to goad him

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Rewind exactly 10 years to the corresponding game v Freo in Perth. The then 'humble Ken' went onto the ground with a subdued face calling for the players to be calm and not over-celebrate as they still had a job to do.
Fast forward 10 years of non accountability and unwarranted extensions and you have a strutting Ken shooting his gob off after sneaking over the line in a home semi after Geeling pulled our pants down, again at home.
He's a d*ck.

Well you know what they say, if it looks like a d*ck and quacks like a d*ck

 

[jdBombers3598]

$20K fine according to the HUN.

Honestly fk this game sometimes, what an absolute fk n joke

 

[jmac70]

Hey Port friends,
I know this is the sack Hinkley thread (so good by the way), but Ken has been nothing short of a hero this week.

Giving it to those Hawthorn sooks was legendary. AFL fining him is a disgrace.

Hope you go all the way and sign him for another ten years.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Donna will not be happy.
He'll have to so some more Burns for Blinds endorsements to make up for it.

It's a $20k fine to the club. Not included in the soft cap.

 

[Watto71]

We need West Coast or the Bulldogs to make Hinkley an offer he can't refuse.
5yrs sounds good

 

[Palpatine_Power]

Elspeth was getting all flustered just now on BoomerNews

 

[Nelso]

Surely we can take it to the appeals tribunal and get them to increase the penalty to 2 games.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hey Port friends,
I know this is the sack Hinkley thread (so good by the way), but Ken has been nothing short of a hero this week.

Giving it to those Hawthorn sooks was legendary. AFL fining him is a disgrace.

Hope you go all the way and sign him for another ten years.

The best scenario for everyone is for Ken and Port to win their next two games and flag and he retires.

He rides into the sunset with a flag, possible goodwill/redemption with Port supporters (of sorts) and Hok Flogs left steaming/salty AF

 

[Enviable Tradition]

So Ginnivan and the poster boy got 20k too right?

Right?

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[jmac70]

We need West Coast or the Bulldogs to make Hinkley an offer he can't refuse.
5yrs sounds good

He can come to the Pies as a Senior Assistant.

 

[TazD]

Elspeth was getting all flustered just now on BoomerNews

This self report is crazy

 

[PAFC66]

Expected nothing less by the AFL
They'll say they have a problem with it but then go and use the hype to schedule in a round 1 Port vs Hawthorn at the MCG $$

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Shitterly and Bitchell will be paying for their Ginny bukkake with the 20k gify

 

[Port 2004]

Elspeth was getting all flustered just now on BoomerNews

I think she might have been even been wiggling in her chair.

 

[Us against the rest]

Considering he doesn't do social media, he sure saw the comment and couldn't wait to let Ginnivan know about it, so it was foremost in his mind.

I think as a professional coach he should not be thinking about trivial crap straight after the win, I would have thought he would have more important things to be thinking about like keeping the team settled, job not done yet. What if we lost.

In saying that the penalty is ridiculous.

 

[PJ Power]

Expected nothing less by the AFL
They'll say they have a problem with it but then go and use the hype to schedule in a round 1 Port vs Hawthorn at the MCG $$

Watch the Channel 7 and/or Fox Footy Intros on Friday night use the footage of Hinkley mouthing off to stir up this week's Prelim.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Pissed that Hinkley doesn't have to pay the $20K himself but can sponge it off the club.

 

[TeeKray]

Just had a look at what the penalty was when Alastair Clarkson unleashed a tirade at Matthew Lloyd back in '09 and had to be physically held back from actually confronting him and possibly escalating further.

$5k fine, wholly suspended.

Vic bias at its finest.

 

[Port 2004]

Hope not. Can you imagine how difficult it would be to watch Butters play for an opposition team? Unbearable.

Yes and a lot of water to go under the bridge before his next contract extension is due.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Elspeth was getting all flustered just now on BoomerNews

Poor Elspeth really struggled to say Kingswood Country later in the news. Those weird old boomer moments are overwhelming her.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I think she might have been even been wiggling in her chair.

Yeah, I think that was your imagination you weirdo

 

[Port 2004]

Yeah, I think that was your imagination you weirdo

Geez Ford you made me giggle.

 

[tribey]

Just had a look at what the penalty was when Alastair Clarkson unleashed a tirade at Matthew Lloyd back in '09 and had to be physically held back from actually confronting him and possibly escalating further.

$5k fine, wholly suspended.

Vic bias at its finest.

File it next to Kane Cornes getting a week for shoving Sam Mitchell, and Matt Thomas copping a week for being pushed into an umpire while tagging Sewell.

Strange things come of this fixture.