Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[drcollossimo]

Hinkley on the bench as Hawthorn kick their 8th first quarter goal like

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To be fair this dude looks significantly healthier than Kern!

 

[PA88]

I can't stomach another home final loss. I don't want another home final loss.
A win has us in a preliminary, then a win or loss keeps Ken at the helm.
****.

 

[Sewer de Lance]

Donna! Donna! I think I shat my pants.

 

[JimmyBC]

Must be time to run the old Bell Park rev up eh

YOU'VE GOTTA LOOKIN' RIGHT CHA IN THE EYE!! REEEE

 

[Workingclass]

Onslow would be more coherent at press conferences

I won't hear a bad word against Onslow.

Kenny is more like Sheridan: rarely seen, freeloader, keeps his true identity secret from those who hold the purse strings, we're always being told about his unique psychic bond...

 

[malcheski]

Why is the thought of Hinkley even driving a car so funny? Its hard to imagine him doing anything other than slobbing it on the bench.

Can the man even drive?

 

[b0ydman Jr]

We play Hawthorn next week, probably on the Friday.

Next friday is friday 13th

it's a sign, jason is coming for ken

 

[PowerLil]

There's been some angry fanbases, but never this angry for this long. Not close. We are so far past any sort of precedent it's not funny.

Richmond and Carlton probably. Bombres too.

 

[RossFC]

A couple of wins and some tough hard footy and he'll win us over.

Carr is a very different character to Hinkley. He's been independently successful at SANFL level. We'll absolutely have a different feel.

I want someone completely different. No next man up crap.

 

[PowerLil]

No way Ken's watching the footy tonight. He's got his uggies on. Says "thanks darl" as Donna brings him a Vegemite crumpet and they settle in for some The Block re-runs while he checks greyhound results from regional Victoria.

I reckon he'd wear thongs because he has weird feet and walks funny. He'd trip in uggies.

 

[tribey]

Star Coach™ Ken Hinkley, going into a home semi as rank underdogs to a team that started 0-5, and have only beaten the Crows and West Coast outside of their home catchment (Melbourne/Tasmania) since they won by 11 goals against us in the Russell Ebert Tribute Game, R2 2022.

‘Why are Port fans so mad?’

 

[PAFC66]

That was Covid limited.

Be interesting to see how many turn up next week.

There will be a huge contingent of hawks fans. That'll fill up a few empty seats.
I suspect the happy clappers will be out again though.

 

[PAFC66]

Ken had more security than Dan Andrews pre game just walking around on the ground

 

[PA88]

I want someone completely different. No next man up crap.

I think it is a pity that Carr has been the assistant. I would've felt upbeat if he wasn't and we hired him.

 

[Palpatine_Power]

There's ZERO chance we don't lose next week. You can hope for a win if you want, it's not happening. We're broken. We won't be able to turn around our form at this time of year. There is no chance we win the semi and as such there's absolutely zero threat we get to a GF.

We have a week until we find out whether our club has the gumption to make the call on Hinkley.

FWIW I don't think the board will sack him and that kills me.

Yeah despite all the shithousery the prick will still be here round 1 next year telling us how it’s the best list ever etc.

They’ll never sack him

 

[dirty2]

To be fair this dude looks significantly healthier than Kern!

And more intelligent

 

[LittleLika]

I've been saying for years, he's the Arsene Wenger of the AFL.

That is a massive compliment. I think port as a whole are the spurs of the AFL. Fold like a deck of cards any time they build momentum and have won ****all in recent times.

 

[PowerBaz]

 

[John the Butcher]

 

[Rising Power]

Who are these randos? Looks like they've been ordered to do community service for doing burnouts at the shops

 

[Enviable Tradition]

As I've said previously, if you want to see genuinely exciting and attractive football go and get James Rahilly

James Rahilly

Age

45

Ht

187cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.4

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

3.6

3star

M

0.6

1star

T

1.0

3star

. Made the crows B graders look like superstars and is doing it again at Geelong.

Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

44

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

is more of the same shit. The only new IP he has going for him is a boring as shit Fremantle game plan which has also failed to stand up in multiple finals. And some shit bush league SANFL experience.

#SignRahilly

I agree.

Didn't like Adelaide apparently though.

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[Sheeds]

If the Hawks can get up next Friday they will have won as many finals matches in one week as what Port Adelaide has in ten years.

 

[dirty2]

Barring another Hinkley miracle we ain't getting past the Hawks next week.

 

[Contested Marx]

If the Hawks can get up next Friday they will have won as many finals matches in one week as what Port Adelaide has in ten years.

I think you'll find even the crows have won more finals at Adelaide oval than we have lol

 

[RossFC]

Me enjoying the 0 prelim wins in 12 years.