Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[Jabba73]

Can't polish a turd.

Ahem …

 

[Jabba73]

Sig bet this weekend cappa?

Prison currency is Cig, as in cigarette.

Have they brainwashed you already?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Ahem …


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Doesn't look like it would have been a clean snap wit how much it is curled.

Poor week for steamers.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sig bet this weekend cappa?

I don’t smoke.

 

[Dazjack]

You only play to what the opposition dish up mate, I feel we’ve thrown in a fair bit extra than we needed too.

It's called banter and repartee - you know, what happens on our home patch. It is that buzzy sense of feeding off stimuli that is sorely lacking with this mismatched goon squad.
They have the nimble wit of a German, the vocabulary of a 7 year old and all the self-awareness of a single celled creature lying on its back in a puddle.

You promised me diamonds and caviar; what I got was cubic zirconia and lice eggs.

 

[Dazjack]

I don’t smoke.

I beg to differ and KohPhi has the photos to prove it...it just took more friction than average, that's all.

 

[Bovo]

I don’t smoke.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I don’t smoke.

This day and age if you want to buy a packet you'd need to take a second mortgage out on your home

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I love it when rookies come in desperate to prove themselves

 

[Bovo]

Prison currency is Cig, as in cigarette.

Have they brainwashed you already?

Sig as in signatures. Bf signature. I understand why he’s shying away though

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I love it when rookies come in desperate to prove themselves

Sorry mate, I'll tone it down a bit.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I haven’t checked my wallet. All I know is my shoulders feel lighter not having to carry you anymore.

Best you've ever looked campaigner.



Made you more resilient .

 

[Bovo]

This day and age if you want to buy a packet you'd need to take a second mortgage out on your home

Can it be someone else’s home? On a totally different topic, what’s your address ShaunDuggan?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Can it be someone else’s home? On a totally different topic, what’s your address ShaunDuggan?

10 Downing Street

 

[Bovo]

Best you've ever looked campaigner.

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Made you more resilient .

It’s the image I want to use if I ever join a political party, it would appeal to the little people! “Vote Bovo! You know you want to!”

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sig as in signatures. Bf signature. I understand why he’s shying away though

Why not, my av stays though.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I love it when rookies come in desperate to prove themselves

I'm happy you keep your posting to a minimum or you'd scare them all off.

 

[Bovo]

Why not, my av stays though.

Signature only! 1 week (can revert after following weeks match).

 

[Dazjack]

I love it when rookies come in desperate to prove themselves

IKR? Crass, presumptuous and full of ill-based confidence; not like you and me, old mate.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm happy you keep your posting to a minimum or you'd scare them all off.

Just be thankful I am well and truely past my spam days

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Just be thankful I am well and truely past my spelling days

 

[Kilroy]

Easy to shine bright at the Hippodrome Shaun. HNY!

We get to play them twice but with added benefits … both games are at their home ground

BLUEALLTHRU relishes the brutality of our games at the Hippodrome.



No other opposition makes his juices flow quite like the Furies.



The tactics on both sides are deadly …. and often end with a stint in prison.



Sabotage and subterfuge are often at play behind the scenes.



Serious injuries, loss of limbs and even misadventure are common outcomes.



Fair to say it is wise to harbour a healthy sense of humour ….



… and a ready and willing love for the contest.



#nightshift

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

LicoriceAllsorts

Thoughts?

sucki mi ding dong

 

[Bovo]

sucki mi ding dong

Such a way with words. Have you ever thought about becoming a soeech writer to a premier?
That line would have been brilliant during a Dan Andrews covid update!

 

[Pickitt]

Oh boy