Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[Kilroy]

Oh boy

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

a flaccid furie is nothing to be ashamed of.

Did your wife tell you that?

 

[Dazjack]

Did your wife tell you that?

See what I mean campaigner? If I was on the end of your barb, so to speak, at the very least you'd get a 'Nah, mate, it was your wife after I'd tickled her tonsils for the 4th time in an hour'. FFS!

 

[omgfridge]

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A truly inspiring leader we have!

 

[Pickitt]

For those that are unfamiliar I go to a pub for Tuesday Parmi and Pint , it’s $24 now and you get a raffle ticket for your beer at the bar. It’s green this week and I just so happen to have a book of green in the centre console. Happy days campaigners!

Parma*

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Parma*

And you still can’t spell you illiterate, docile and gormless worm.

 

[omgfridge]

Parma*

Oh god no.

When does trade period open? Asking for a mate.

 

[Kilroy]

A truly inspiring leader we have!

Parma*

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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I blame Tigerturbulance for his inaction in the succession plan.

 

[Pickitt]

And you still can’t spell you illiterate, docile and gormless worm.

It's parma and it always has been

 

[Kilroy]

It's parma and it always has been

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Well of course it is Parma. I blame the Pomgolian and Yarpie influence on the Wozzie patois.

Truth be known what is served up in Oz pubs is an excrescence. A proper veal or even eggplant parmigiana are a delight to the taste buds.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

It's parma and it always has been

It makes me so wild to see parents not passing on common dog.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Well of course it is Parma. I blame the Pomgolian and Yarpie influence on the Wozzie patois.

Truth be known what is served up in Oz pubs is an excrescence. A proper veal or even eggplant parmigiana are a delight to the taste buds.

No. It’s spelt parmigiana for a reason and I’ve had enough of your insolence for one night.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Did your wife tell you that?

Nah, I read about it on wikiHow

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Nah, I read about it on wikiHow

Another John Howard fan ffs.

 

[Pugsley]

Did it throw up all over the carpet again? You must have a Samsung

You would be correct.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Another John Howard fan ffs.

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[Pugsley]

My phone's a Samsung, I have the constant fear that it'll catch fire whenever I put it to charge

You're not alone there brother.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Thanks son.

 

[Pugsley]

Can we hurry and create a problem then, please?
This is all getting a bit good fellow, may I piss in your pocket next please?

It's a warm feeling.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

It's a warm feeling.

I’m glad you only stand at 2ft.

 

[Pugsley]

I’m glad you only stand at 2ft.

I feel tall when I'm doing this

 

[Kilroy]

It makes me so wild to see parents not passing on common dog.

Best damn pacifier ever invented.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Thanks son.

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