Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Roys FFC v Gumbies FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Phar Ace]

Mmm... Weed

Goats love weed, hell, they even love tin cans, so weed is delicacy!

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I had a tortoise called Tom

 

[Phar Ace]

Was thinking more like not lighting a match inside. Lol.

Blue, why do you call yourself E, when clearly you are a B!

 

[Phar Ace]

I had a tortoise called Tom

I had an AFL umpire and called him Tom too - so what's your effing point - they are both as slow as each other!

 

[Mobbs]

Scuse me employed person - some of us are busy getting our numerous BAS reports ready for the effing ATO!

Which reminds me, I should do the previous tax return cause the next one will be up pretty soon!

Good luck with your BAS's!

 

[cats_09]

I had a tortoise called Tom

My cousin has a turtle called Kate Moss - not sure if he's had an identity crisis yet


And no typos in the above

 

[Phar Ace]

Which reminds me, I should do the previous tax return cause the next one will be up pretty soon!

Good luck with your BAS's!
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It's a creative exercise!

 

[Phar Ace]

My cousin has a turtle called Kate Moss - not sure if he's had an identity crisis yet


And no typos in the above

Hope the turtle is OK - it's a worrying sign

 

[SpecialBruce]

I am way too busy this week to train. Ill just rock up tomorrow and destroy this mob.

 

[Phar Ace]

I am way too busy this week to train. Ill just rock up tomorrow and destroy this mob.

Good strategy - love intimidation! Mark Jackson must be your idol?

 

[Mobbs]

I am way too busy this week to train.

As the hardline captain I have proved myself to be this season, I must say "yeah whatever, no worries, you do you. want half of this lasagne?"

 

[beez]

I am way too busy this week to train.

Weak.

You should have trammed it in.

 

[beez]

Are we including horses. Surely horses are objectively superior to goats
I've read Animal farm, and the pigs are "most equal" of the animals.
Interested on beez thoughts on Animal farm

Trotsky was the true visionary.

If Lev had been allowed to rule, Animal Farm would never have been written and George Orwell would have been a nobody. Just like TheGoatBaron.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Trotsky was the true visionary.

If Lev had been allowed to rule, Animal Farm would never have been written and George Orwell would have been a nobody. Just like TheGoatBaron.

I maybe a nobody, a loose unit, Mobbs ‘ mate but I’m not a communist.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I maybe a nobody, a loose unit, Mobbs ‘ mate but I’m not a communist.

China has less homeless people per capita than most democracies. That can be some food for thought for you.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

China has less homeless people per capits than most democracies. That can be some food for thought for you.

And I’m sitting on the toilet dude

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

And I’m sitting on the toilet dude

Can you afford a toilet?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Can you afford a toilet?

Yes, just not the plumbing. No one can anymore

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Yes, just not the plumbing. No one can anymore

My hair clippers save me money as well as Aldi.

 

[Mooch]

Weak.

You should have trammed it in.

I was at a tram museum less than a week ago. True story.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I was at a tram museum less than a week ago. True story.

I’m so jealous. I wanted to be a tram driver when I was younger living in Melbourne. Then I moved to Mortlake and I’m now a goat herder

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Donkeys are great value, I should know , my ex-girlfriend was one.

And I don't mean I went to the second show at Tijuana.

 

[Mooch]

I’m so jealous. I wanted to be a tram driver when I was younger living in Melbourne. Then I moved to Mortlake and I’m now a goat herder

That's a major switch in career path. This is just for you.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

That's a major switch in career path. This is just for you.

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Classic

 

[Mobbs]

Oh what day is this?
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