damicky
🐀 Remy The Rat 🐀
- Mar 22, 2019
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Before we begin, let's start with a bit of humour:
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone. It's my way or the Huawei.
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Man and wife are checking out of a hotel. The man notices the bill includes a $50 fee for use of the swimming pool. He tells the hotel clerk they didn't use the pool. The clerk replies, "That's not the issue sir, it was there all the time for you to use."
"OK", says the guy and proceeds to pay the clerk $100 less than the bill.
The clerk says, "Wait a minute sir, this amount is $100 short."
"No it's not", says the guy, "I'm charging you $100 for having sex with my wife."
The clerk is shocked and says, "Sir I can assure you I did not have sex with your wife."
The man replies, "That's not the issue, she was there all the time."
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After getting rid of TDC, The Roys are flying at the top of the ladder
In Round 5, they belted The Dragons by 89 points
Apparently, The Royals played with themselves
I will leave it at that!
Roys
Who’s hot
Pure Grunt: 27 possessions, 11 marks & a goal
Mike: 12 hit outs, 29 possessions & 2 goals
Who’s not
Eat Fresh: 2 possessions
Windyhill: 1 possession
Royals
Who’s hot (from round 4)
Footypie32: 28 possessions, 5 marks, 4 tackles & a goal
MrPremiership: 20 possessions & 5 goals
Who’s not
Cadsky: 4 handballs
CakeEater: 4 possessions
Who wins?
One of the Teams that start with Roy & end in ...s
Roys by 27 points
Captains please note: The deadline for team sheet submission is Thursday 11:59 PM Perth Time
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