Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Roys FFC v Dragons FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

[3KZ is Football]

1 : 3.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.57 {rW} - 3KZ is Football goes all the way.
1 : 4 {rW} - It's a goal to 3KZ is Football.

73 yard torp on my wrong foot! I’m on FIRE!

 

[3KZ is Football]

I tried. Thanks for the week Dragons.

 

[Mobbs]

Probably my best in a while. Would still rather won the game though. Ah well .

Team-oriented ethics like that will get you ... selected strongly!

 

[Mobbs]

1 : 3.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.57 {rW} - 3KZ is Football goes all the way.
1 : 4 {rW} - It's a goal to 3KZ is Football.

73 yard torp on my wrong foot! I’m on FIRE!

In try to visualise this but all I see is a 40m hack kick off the side of the boot landing in a pocket but then copping a surprise right-angle bounce wrong-footing the defenders and rolling through like a soggy cabbage.

But as we don't know for sure lets go with your concept!

 

[Mobbs]

TheGoatBaron here is the arterial highway I built. The goat farm is the bottom left circle (Thropanci) - not named here as I only showed the names of the new localities.

 

[Wosh]

Thanks Wosh for the avatar. I assume it was you.

Lol no!

 

[Wosh]

Oh you didn't do it? Haha well Falconista created the avatar. Wosh probably added it for you

I didn’t, I imagine SpecialBruce added it himself.

 

[T2B_]

In a bit of an exhibition, Mike massacred T2B_. - 54m from 46 to 100.

 

[T2B_]

Thanks for the week Roys! Despite housing avo hating heathens, y'all are alright

 

[Mooch]

What time does the game start? I have been mentioned yet so it couldn't have kicked off already.

 

[Mobbs]

What time does the game start? I have been mentioned yet so it couldn't have kicked off already.

 

[Mobbs]

Gotta say, that game from Pie 4 Life was pretty impressive. Annoyed us all day! Knifey Spoony also did far too much damage around the goals, mostly against me . Pickitt and Ligma were strong presences gamelong. Hatchy1992 had a shit game tho, that's some compensation

DERRINALPHIL absolutely smashed it in (and out of) the ruck! Haven't seen that kind of dominance in the ruck too often. fitzroybowiedog played a good game. Roylion with 1 handball for the game shows why we keep playing him I got a measly 8 DT points lol. and Mooch ... well I guess it's only been a week since Brisbane won that flag. But if you could try to maybe at least party just a MITE less now ... we need you buddy!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Gotta say, that game from Pie 4 Life was pretty impressive. Annoyed us all day! Knifey Spoony also did far too much damage around the goals, mostly against me . Pickitt and Ligma were strong presences gamelong. Hatchy1992 had a shit game tho, that's some compensation

DERRINALPHIL absolutely smashed it in (and out of) the ruck! Haven't seen that kind of dominance in the ruck too often. fitzroybowiedog played a good game. Roylion with 1 handball for the game shows why we keep playing him I got a measly 8 DT points lol. and Mooch ... well I guess it's only been a week since Brisbane won that flag. But if you could try to maybe at least party just a MITE less now ... we need you buddy!

Shakes head @ Mobbs.

 

[windyhill]

Too good Dragons.

 

[Mooch]

Gotta say, that game from Pie 4 Life was pretty impressive. Annoyed us all day! Knifey Spoony also did far too much damage around the goals, mostly against me . Pickitt and Ligma were strong presences gamelong. Hatchy1992 had a shit game tho, that's some compensation

DERRINALPHIL absolutely smashed it in (and out of) the ruck! Haven't seen that kind of dominance in the ruck too often. fitzroybowiedog played a good game. Roylion with 1 handball for the game shows why we keep playing him I got a measly 8 DT points lol. and Mooch ... well I guess it's only been a week since Brisbane won that flag. But if you could try to maybe at least party just a MITE less now ... we need you buddy!

I'm going to be either very drunk or very hungover for several more weeks yet.

 

[Bonz]

Great work Dragons!
Thanks for the Sim Wosh

Sorry Roya for not being around this week got a little going on.

 

[T2B_]

Great work Dragons!
Thanks for the Sim Wosh

Sorry Roya for not being around this week got a little going on.

Lazy 7 goals from your good self

 

[Blaze Storm]

GG2EZ

 

[_Mike_]

Finally _Mike_ breaks the drought. We need to play 4 quarters not 3. Or 1, as is the case right now.

Damn we lost

 

[_Mike_]

Both defences are at the pub

I take the blame, I had so many beers that I missed the entire game. I was like

 

[_Mike_]

1 : 0 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from DragoDelph.
1 : .08 {lW} - Not enough pressure on freo84.
1 : .12 {lW} - Gives the ball to DragoDelph.
1 : .14 {lW} - DragoDelph takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : .18 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : .22 {CHF} - Nice grab by Pickitt.
1 : .26 {CHF} - So Pickitt ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : .3 {CHF} - The umpires rules a push-out. windyhill will get the free.
1 : .33 {CHB} - windyhill has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : .37 {CHB} - windyhill takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : .4 {lW} - Boots the ball toward Phar Ace
1 : .45 {lW} - Ljp86 intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : .47 {rW} - Now Ljp86 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : .51 {rW} - He gets a handpass to DragoDelph.
1 : .55 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : .59 {CHF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 1.01 {CHF} - Pickitt spills the mark.
1 : 1.05 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Pickitt.
1 : 1.1 {C} - A long looping handpass to Drizzy.
1 : 1.14 {lHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 1.16 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Purple Jesus and Aristotle Pickett wrestle for position.
1 : 1.2 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett scoops up the ball.
1 : 1.24 {rHBF} - Handballs to fitzroybowiedog
1 : 1.28 {rW} - Hands it off to DERRINALPHIL
1 : 1.3 {rW} - No-look handpass to royboy2.
1 : 1.34 {rW} - DragoDelph applies the tackle.
1 : 1.38 {rW} - Ljp86 with some space now.
1 : 1.42 {rW} - Ljp86 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 1.46 {rW} - Ljp86 didn't see that tackle coming from Phar Ace.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - 3KZ is Football fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 1.52 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 1.57 {lHFF} - VandoHawk claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 2.01 {rHBF} - VandoHawk tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 2.03 {CHB} - A poor handpass but T2B_ is up to the challenge.
1 : 2.07 {CHB} - Great tackle on T2B_.
1 : 2.11 {CHF} - JackNah_8 slowing down the play.
1 : 2.16 {rFP} - A flat punt.
1 : 2.17 {rFP} - Shocking kick and Ge3ks will take the mark.
1 : 2.22 {rBP} - A Swallow looks downfield.
1 : 2.26 {rBP} - No-look handpass to Pie 4 Life
1 : 2.3 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Ligma and HinkleysHeroes
1 : 2.32 {lHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 2.36 {lHBF} - Not enough pressure on Ligma.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 2.44 {rW} - Ljp86 gets too far under the ball.
1 : 2.46 {C} - A bit of space for SpecialBruce to utilise.
1 : 2.5 {lHFF} - _Mike_ and VandoHawk jostle for position.
1 : 2.54 {lHFF} - Spoilt by VandoHawk.
1 : 2.58 {lHFF} - Quality gather by Mike.
1 : 3.02 {lHFF} - Quick hands to royboy2.
1 : 3.05 {lHFF} - Someone call a dentist. royboy2 has run into DragoDelph and is hurting.
1 : 3.09 {rHBF} - VandoHawk looking for a lead.
1 : 3.13 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Pie 4 Life.
1 : 3.17 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 3.19 {C} - A kick towards Blaze Storm territory.
1 : 3.24 {C} - But straight to SpecialBruce
1 : 3.28 {C} - SpecialBruce signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.32 {C} - A lookaway handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Mike takes off on a lead.
1 : 3.38 {lHFF} - VandoHawk floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 3.42 {CHB} - T2B_ dances around JackNah_8.
1 : 3.46 {lW} - He kicks towards freo84 and 3KZ is Football.
1 : 3.48 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 3.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.57 {rW} - 3KZ is Football goes all the way.
1 : 4 {rW} - It's a goal to 3KZ is Football.
Roys FFC : 1.0.6
Dragons FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 4.04 {C} - Easy tapout for DragoDelph.
1 : 4.41 {rW} - 3KZ is Football with a little space.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - He elects to use Phar Ace and kicks in that direction.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - Ljp86 reads the kick best and marks well in front of Phar Ace.
1 : 4.41 {rW} - A bit of space for Ljp86 to utilise.
1 : 4.41 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Pie 4 Life.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - freo84 can't take it.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - freo84 dances around 3KZ is Football.
1 : 4.44 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of Pickitt.
1 : 4.44 {CHF} - Shocking kick and windyhill will take the mark.
1 : 4.48 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 4.5 {rHBF} - But he's been nabbed by Purple Jesus.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen looks downfield.
1 : 4.58 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 5.02 {rFP} - He gets a handpass to Drizzy.
1 : 5.04 {rFP} - Drizzy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 5.09 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 5.12 {rFP} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Roys FFC : 1.0.6
Dragons FFC : 1.0.6

What did I do? Or what didn’t I do

 

[_Mike_]

But I see Baron kicked…



Well done TheGoatBaron , carried the team

 

[_Mike_]

And Dragoons….

Congrats

 

[TheGoatBaron]

But I see Baron kicked…

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Well done TheGoatBaron , carried the team

I try my best for the team

 

[_Mike_]

Guess what I'm here to tell you!

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Match due to start at like 3:30pm in places where its the normal side of the country but on the abnormal side of timekeeping. Like Melbs and stuff.

Apparently daylight savings has begun - seems early to me. Oh well, planet will explode soon due to every Putin nuclear threat definitely being true without exception.

_Mike_ , 3KZ is Football , Aristotle Pickett , Chezzalenko Reborn , DERRINALPHIL , Dicky Fitzwell , Eat Fresh , Elmer_Hauser , Ed_Gein , fitzroybowiedog , HinkleysHeroes , JackNah_8 , judge judy , Mooch , Phar Ace , Pure Grunt , Reardo, royboy2 , Roylion , SpecialBruce , TheGoatBaron , windyhill

Well… once again I turned up kinda late