Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[Wosh]

Not you PhenomenalV1 , okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield

 

[okeydoke7]

This okeydoke7 guy is good. YEAH!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Ouch, gotta feel for Horry here. The submission was all locked in, but it wasn't to be. Still, Brenton won in his singles debut, I guess.

Stupid ropes saved that coward. The dismal nahnah could not help interfering in what was obviously going to be a routine victory for me. The remarkably dumb ref cannot count to three.

Three is also the number of the collective teeth owned by the entire audience. I've seen pig swill that is smarter and certainly smells better than that crowd.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Elton Johns Wig finally no longer irrelevant!

 

[damicky]

The crowd are chanting:

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

Give the fans what they want

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

...Oh by the way, we're not splitting up...we're just kicking you out.

Look I know I shouldn't break kayfabe but thank **** for that.

 

[okeydoke7]

The crowd are chanting:

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

Give the fans what they want

The crowd want an okeydoke7 title run.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Hand me the Mike

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The crowd are chanting:

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

Give the fans what they want

We have begun serving cheese platters at Sfaew shows

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Jonathan Qoachman stands in the ring:


JQ: Last week in this very ring, we saw U2Tigers receive an underhanded beatdown from The Filth Wizard and the NWO. He joins us now from his hospital bed in Spotswood, welcome to the big screen Bono!


A live feed of U2Tigers in hospital appears on the big screen.


U2: Glad to be here Qoach.


JQ: Now Bono, to what extent was the damage from the attack?


U2: Well, I'm still healing from most of it. I was incredibly luck to avoid getting a concussion, but I lost a tooth and a few ribs were cracked.


JQ: Glad to here it's not too debilitating.


U2: Yeah. I've gotta take a moment here to thank the staff here, especially the head doc...


The head doctor comes into frame for a second, and give a thumbs up with an orange furry hand...


U2: ...But to be perfectly honest Qoach, there's something else that's causing the real pain here.


JQ: If you don't mind me asking Bono, what is it?


U2Tigers takes a deep breath and sighs.


U2: Qoach...it's serial_thrilla. It genuinely breaks my heart to see him sell out and join the NWO.


A tear forms in U2Tigers eye.


U2: The serial_thrilla I saw last week was not the man who I could call my best friend. I only saw another puppet of Filthy's. The serial_thrilla I knew had his grievances with me, but I thought we worked through them by having the match of the night at SweetaMania...I guess I was wrong.


The head doctor stands next to U2Tigers' bed.


U2: I don't know how they recruited him...but I can't stick around with Thrilla in this state. After I've healed up, I think I'll need some time away from SFAEW. I need to find a way to bring back the old serial_thrilla.


Head Doctor: Time's up, Bono.


U2: One minute Doctor...hang on.

I've been here for a week, and I don't even know your name! Mind if I ask what it is?


Head Doctor:...it's Colossus.


The Head Doctor takes off his surgical mask to reveal that it's pantskyle underneath it.


Pants: Doctor Colossus.


Pantskyle hits a chokeslam on U2Tigers onto the hospital bed.

brahj and Hate run into the room and batter U2Tigers with steel chairs.

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla stand in the doorframe


TFW: Heh! Nice works boys! Drinks are on me!


The Filth Wizard, Pantskyle, Brahj and Hate leave the room, laughing.

serial_thrilla stands in the doorframe.

serial_thrilla stares at U2Tigers crumpled body on the floor.

serial_thrilla leaves the room.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:

Frothies Mcveigh takes on HARPSichord in an Extreme Rules match!

And this time...there isn't a ring! There's nothing but concrete in the middle of the arena!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

Jonathan Qoachman stands in the ring:


JQ: Last week in this very ring, we saw U2Tigers receive an underhanded beatdown from The Filth Wizard and the NWO. He joins us now from his hospital bed in Spotswood, welcome to the big screen Bono!


A live feed of U2Tigers in hospital appears on the big screen.


U2: Glad to be here Qoach.


JQ: Now Bono, to what extent was the damage from the attack?


U2: Well, I'm still healing from most of it. I was incredibly luck to avoid getting a concussion, but I lost a tooth and a few ribs were cracked.


JQ: Glad to here it's not too debilitating.


U2: Yeah. I've gotta take a moment here to thank the staff here, especially the head doc...


The head doctor comes into frame for a second, and give a thumbs up with an orange furry hand...


U2: ...But to be perfectly honest Qoach, there's something else that's causing the real pain here.


JQ: If you don't mind me asking Bono, what is it?


U2Tigers takes a deep breath and sighs.


U2: Qoach...it's serial_thrilla. It genuinely breaks my heart to see him sell out and join the NWO.


A tear forms in U2Tigers eye.


U2: The serial_thrilla I saw last week was not the man who I could call my best friend. I only saw another puppet of Filthy's. The serial_thrilla I knew had his grievances with me, but I thought we worked through them by having the match of the night at SweetaMania...I guess I was wrong.


The head doctor stands next to U2Tigers' bed.


U2: I don't know how they recruited him...but I can't stick around with Thrilla in this state. After I've healed up, I think I'll need some time away from SFAEW. I need to find a way to bring back the old serial_thrilla.


Head Doctor: Time's up, Bono.


U2: One minute Doctor...hang on.

I've been here for a week, and I don't even know your name! Mind if I ask what it is?


Head Doctor:...it's Colossus.


The Head Doctor takes off his surgical mask to reveal that it's pantskyle underneath it.


Pants: Doctor Colossus.


Pantskyle hits a chokeslam on U2Tigers onto the hospital bed.

brahj and Hate run into the room and batter U2Tigers with steel chairs.

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla stand in the doorframe


TFW: Heh! Nice works boys! Drinks are on me!


The Filth Wizard, Pantskyle, Brahj and Hate leave the room, laughing.

serial_thrilla stands in the doorframe.

serial_thrilla stares at U2Tigers crumpled body on the floor.

serial_thrilla leaves the room.​

U2tigers really is the Marty Jannetty of SFAEW!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

U2: One minute Doctor...hang on.

I've been here for a week, and I don't even know your name! Mind if I ask what it is?


Head Doctor:...it's Colossus.


The Head Doctor takes off his surgical mask to reveal that it's pantskyle underneath it.


Pants: Doctor Colossus.


​

 

[Kennedy Parker]

PhenomenalV1

Your promos have improved this season, significantly less cringe

 

[TRUMAN#1]

**** this I'm going to recruit my own Wrestlers.

I mean get me some security.

 

[serial_thrilla]

* this I'm going to recruit my own Wrestlers.

I mean get me some security.

I hear there's an opening in The Irrelevance.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HARPSichord and Frothies McVeigh start brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling up the aisle.
HARPSichord hits a jawbreaker on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord covers Frothies McVeigh.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
HARPSichord throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
HARPSichord executes a lung blower against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a brain buster on Frothies McVeigh.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
Frothies McVeigh springs to his feet.
Frothies McVeigh executes a superkick against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spinning leg lariat on HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh attempts the Chemical Imbalance II, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord punches Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh hits HARPSichord.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh kicks HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh hits a spinning leg lariat on HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh hits an elbowsmash on HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a leg lariat, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
HARPSichord chops Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is vociferously booing HARPSichord.
HARPSichord attempts to place Frothies McVeigh on the turnbuckle, but
Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
HARPSichord executes a fireman's carry against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord executes a forearm to the back against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits a lung blower on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a fireman's carry against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord whips Frothies McVeigh into the barricade.
Frothies McVeigh hits HARPSichord with an elbow.
Frothies McVeigh executes a kick to the thigh against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh takes a run up.
Frothies McVeigh and HARPSichord get hit with a double clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh whips HARPSichord into the barricade.
HARPSichord and Frothies McVeigh get hit with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord executes a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord goes for a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh attempts the Slice, but HARPSichord throws him off.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a kneelift against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord executes a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord kicks Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord chops Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord executes a kneelift against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord uses a forearm to the back on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick to the knee against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord goes for a slap, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
Frothies McVeigh executes a pumphandle half nelson driver against HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh whips HARPSichord into the barricade.
Frothies McVeigh takes HARPSichord down with a side suplex.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a superkick, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
HARPSichord uses an eye gouge on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord executes a kneelift against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits a dropkick to the knee on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a neck-scissors against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord uses a dropkick to the knee on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord executes a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord climbs the barricade, but Frothies McVeigh nails him in the stomach.
HARPSichord falls onto the barricade.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh executes a Frankensteiner against HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh tries a vertical suplex, but HARPSichord slides down his back.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick to the knee against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord goes for an armdrag takedown, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a lariat.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a side suplex, but HARPSichord counters it with a spinning headscissors.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord whips Frothies McVeigh into the barricade.
HARPSichord misses with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh performs a jumping knee strike against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh nails HARPSichord with the Chemical Imbalance II.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the barricade.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord hits Frothies McVeigh with a clothesline.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
HARPSichord is handed a baseball bat.
HARPSichord hits him with the baseball bat.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
HARPSichord shoves Frothies McVeigh into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits him with a baseball bat.
Frothies McVeigh springs to his feet.
Frothies McVeigh hits a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh hits a kick to the head on HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh performs a leg lariat against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh performs an Asai huracanrana against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord uses an elbowsmash on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord takes a run up.
Frothies McVeigh hits a kick to the chest on HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a superkick, but HARPSichord counters it with a legsweep.
HARPSichord tries a kick to the head, but Frothies McVeigh ducks out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh uses a kneelift on HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh performs a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick against HARPSichord.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh executes a Russian legsweep against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh tries a Northern Lights bomb, but HARPSichord counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HARPSichord goes for an Ace Crusher, but Frothies McVeigh throws him off.
Frothies McVeigh performs a Northern Lights bomb against HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh hits HARPSichord with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a wrecking ball dropkick, but HARPSichord moves out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
HARPSichord throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
HARPSichord executes a vertical suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling down the aisle.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord is handed the Beez Trophy.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the Trophy from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the Trophy.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh executes a leg lariat against HARPSichord.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh takes HARPSichord down with a vertical suplex.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
HARPSichord attempts a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh steps out of the way.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh performs the Slice against HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Frothies McVeigh shoves Mike Uppet.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh hits a kick to the thigh on HARPSichord.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh points to his mythical third eye.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Frothies McVeigh performs a vertical suplex against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is handed brass knuckles.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
HARPSichord is handed a road sign.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord throws Frothies McVeigh into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a road sign.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the road sign.
Frothies McVeigh flings HARPSichord over a row of chairs.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Frothies McVeigh executes a leg lariat against HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a baseball bat.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the baseball bat.
Frothies McVeigh chokes him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Frothies McVeigh chokes him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at HARPSichord with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way.
HARPSichord snatches the baseball bat from him.
HARPSichord hits him with the baseball bat.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
HARPSichord knocks Frothies McVeigh into the arena wall.
HARPSichord clears the announcers' table.
HARPSichord executes an elbowsmash against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Jonathan Qoachman stands in the ring:


JQ: Last week in this very ring, we saw U2Tigers receive an underhanded beatdown from The Filth Wizard and the NWO. He joins us now from his hospital bed in Spotswood, welcome to the big screen Bono!


A live feed of U2Tigers in hospital appears on the big screen.


U2: Glad to be here Qoach.


JQ: Now Bono, to what extent was the damage from the attack?


U2: Well, I'm still healing from most of it. I was incredibly luck to avoid getting a concussion, but I lost a tooth and a few ribs were cracked.


JQ: Glad to here it's not too debilitating.


U2: Yeah. I've gotta take a moment here to thank the staff here, especially the head doc...


The head doctor comes into frame for a second, and give a thumbs up with an orange furry hand...


U2: ...But to be perfectly honest Qoach, there's something else that's causing the real pain here.


JQ: If you don't mind me asking Bono, what is it?


U2Tigers takes a deep breath and sighs.


U2: Qoach...it's serial_thrilla. It genuinely breaks my heart to see him sell out and join the NWO.


A tear forms in U2Tigers eye.


U2: The serial_thrilla I saw last week was not the man who I could call my best friend. I only saw another puppet of Filthy's. The serial_thrilla I knew had his grievances with me, but I thought we worked through them by having the match of the night at SweetaMania...I guess I was wrong.


The head doctor stands next to U2Tigers' bed.


U2: I don't know how they recruited him...but I can't stick around with Thrilla in this state. After I've healed up, I think I'll need some time away from SFAEW. I need to find a way to bring back the old serial_thrilla.


Head Doctor: Time's up, Bono.


U2: One minute Doctor...hang on.

I've been here for a week, and I don't even know your name! Mind if I ask what it is?


Head Doctor:...it's Colossus.


The Head Doctor takes off his surgical mask to reveal that it's pantskyle underneath it.


Pants: Doctor Colossus.


Pantskyle hits a chokeslam on U2Tigers onto the hospital bed.

brahj and Hate run into the room and batter U2Tigers with steel chairs.

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla stand in the doorframe


TFW: Heh! Nice works boys! Drinks are on me!


The Filth Wizard, Pantskyle, Brahj and Hate leave the room, laughing.

serial_thrilla stands in the doorframe.

serial_thrilla stares at U2Tigers crumpled body on the floor.

serial_thrilla leaves the room.​

Murdered again.

Home many lives does this cat have?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

* this I'm going to recruit my own Wrestlers.

I mean get me some security.

Me getting kicked from The Irrelevance and now this? Something smells Bono, I feel a reunion coming on.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling down the stairway.
HARPSichord executes a brain buster against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick, but
HARPSichord blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord executes a lung blower against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord attempts a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a reverse cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh tries a spinning leg lariat, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh uses a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh performs an armdrag takedown against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh takes HARPSichord down with an armdrag takedown.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a superkick, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a road sign.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the road sign from him.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at HARPSichord with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
HARPSichord snatches the road sign from him.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord attempts a slap, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Frothies McVeigh executes a forearm to the back against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh uses a Russian legsweep on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh flings HARPSichord over a row of chairs.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but HARPSichord counters it with an elbowsmash.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord knocks Frothies McVeigh into the stairway.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
HARPSichord tries a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a bulldog.
In turn, HARPSichord counters it with a throw-off.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
HARPSichord performs an elbowsmash against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling down the aisle.
HARPSichord takes Frothies McVeigh down with an armdrag takedown.
They're brawling at ringside.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a fire extinguisher.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the concrete.
Frothies McVeigh nails HARPSichord with a superkick.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on HARPSichord onto the concrete.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Frothies McVeigh. Time of match: 0:26:16
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Frothies McVeigh is celebrating on the announce table.
damicky comes to ringside.
Damicky pulls Frothies McVeigh off the table.
Damicky and Frothies McVeigh brawl into the crowd.
Cadsky comes to ringside.
Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh team up to attack Damicky.
ShaunDuggan runs into the crowd.
HARPSichord picks himself up off the concrete.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and HARPSichord attack Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky hits a double clothesline on Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky, HARPSichord and Shaun Freakin' Duggan get wildly cheered by the crowd.



See you next week!

 

[damicky]

HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling down the stairway.
HARPSichord executes a brain buster against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick, but
HARPSichord blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord executes a lung blower against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord attempts a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a reverse cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh tries a spinning leg lariat, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh uses a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh performs an armdrag takedown against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh takes HARPSichord down with an armdrag takedown.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a superkick, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a road sign.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the road sign from him.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at HARPSichord with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
HARPSichord snatches the road sign from him.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord attempts a slap, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Frothies McVeigh executes a forearm to the back against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh uses a Russian legsweep on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh flings HARPSichord over a row of chairs.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but HARPSichord counters it with an elbowsmash.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord knocks Frothies McVeigh into the stairway.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
HARPSichord tries a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a bulldog.
In turn, HARPSichord counters it with a throw-off.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
HARPSichord performs an elbowsmash against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling down the aisle.
HARPSichord takes Frothies McVeigh down with an armdrag takedown.
They're brawling at ringside.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a fire extinguisher.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the concrete.
Frothies McVeigh nails HARPSichord with a superkick.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on HARPSichord onto the concrete.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Frothies McVeigh. Time of match: 0:26:16
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Frothies McVeigh is celebrating on the announce table.
damicky comes to ringside.
Damicky pulls Frothies McVeigh off the table.
Damicky and Frothies McVeigh brawl into the crowd.
Cadsky comes to ringside.
Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh team up to attack Damicky.
ShaunDuggan runs into the crowd.
HARPSichord picks himself up off the concrete.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and HARPSichord attack Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky hits a double clothesline on Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky, HARPSichord and Shaun Freakin' Duggan get wildly cheered by the crowd.



See you next week!

Freakin’ Musical Cheese

 

[Brenton Davy]

They lock up.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts the cross-face chicken wing, but Brenton Davy counters it with an armbreaker.
Brenton Davy performs a forearm to the back against Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy attempts the Doctor Bomb, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a backdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Brenton Davy with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Brenton Davy in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Brenton Davy gets ahold of the ropes after 7 seconds.
nahnah comes to ringside.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a punch, but Brenton Davy counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Grand Uncle Horace breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy hits Grand Uncle Horace with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy uses a bodyslam on Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy tries a vertical suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Brenton Davy re-reverses it.
Brenton Davy whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Brenton Davy hits Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace falls out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy nails Grand Uncle Horace with a spinning takedown.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Brenton Davy with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a kick to the head on Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy nails Grand Uncle Horace with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy gives him a bearhug, but Grand Uncle Horace shows no reaction.
Brenton Davy kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is really behind Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Brenton Davy.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy hits Grand Uncle Horace.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy hits Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy hits Grand Uncle Horace.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Brenton Davy.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a punch against Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a hammerlock on Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace gets the cross-face chicken wing on Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy tries to escape the hold.
Brenton Davy gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace catches Brenton Davy in a kneebar.
Brenton Davy manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a choke sleeper, but Brenton Davy counters it with a roll through.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy uses a snap mare on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Brenton Davy whips Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
Brenton Davy performs a clothesline against Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy executes a clothesline against Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy uses a clothesline on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Brenton Davy goes for a spinning takedown, but Grand Uncle Horace
counters it with a kick to the head.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
nahnah hits Grand Uncle Horace in the back with a chair.
Mike Uppet threatens Brenton Davy with disqualification.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Brenton Davy goes for the Head and Arm Triangle, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Brenton Davy tries a backbreaker, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with an elbowsmash.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Brenton Davy uses a lariat on Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a legsweep on Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Brenton Davy with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace covers Brenton Davy.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kneelock submission, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace catches Brenton Davy in a Fujiwara armbar.
Brenton Davy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Brenton Davy reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a legsweep against Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy gives him a lariat, but Grand Uncle Horace no-sells it and yells at him.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a kick to the thigh, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy executes a gutbuster against Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy uses a fist to the midsection on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Brenton Davy executes the Doctor Bomb against Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy tries a backbreaker, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a kick to the midsection against Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the midsection on Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace hits an armbar takedown on Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace catches Brenton Davy in a choke sleeper.
Brenton Davy makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Brenton Davy in the cross-face chicken wing.
Brenton Davy manages to grab the ropes after 9 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a high kick on Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace punches Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is really behind Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace punches Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy punches Grand Uncle Horace.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks Brenton Davy.
A few fans are booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks Brenton Davy.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy performs a flapjack against Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brenton Davy is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Brenton Davy attempts a snap mare, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a kick to the midsection, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Brenton Davy and Grand Uncle Horace get hit with a double clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kick to the thigh, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy tries a flapjack, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Brenton Davy counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Grand Uncle Horace inches his way towards the ropes after 9 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
Grand Uncle Horace comes back and rocks Brenton Davy with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace rolls out under the bottom rope.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
Brenton Davy rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a high kick against Brenton Davy.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace gives him a fist to the midsection, but Brenton Davy doesn't budge.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy attempts a knee chop block, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace catches Brenton Davy in a triangle choke.
Brenton Davy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Brenton Davy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brenton Davy makes it to the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts Brenton Davy in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Brenton Davy gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Brenton Davy in a Fujiwara armbar.
Brenton Davy is struggling to reach the ropes.
nahnah breaks up the hold after 23 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a hammerlock on nahnah, but Brenton Davy attacks him from behind.
Brenton Davy hits a back suplex on Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy executes the Head and Arm Triangle on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace tries to escape the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet tells Grand Uncle Horace to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Grand Uncle Horace doesn't respond.
Mike Uppet stops the fight after 23 seconds.
The crowd is behind Brenton Davy all the way.

The winner is Brenton Davy. Time of match: 0:11:28
Sim Rating: * 1/2


Ouch, gotta feel for Horry here. The submission was all locked in, but it wasn't to be. Still, Brenton won in his singles debut, I guess.

Take THAT ya old fart Grand Uncle Horace !!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Take THAT ya old fart Grand Uncle Horace !!

Davy, you're a jobber.

It was a 1.5 star match that was held during a break when everyone was refilling their beer buckets. Nobody saw it. Please resume your seat.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Freakin’ Musical Cheese

Love to see it.