Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[Sun Ra]

Do I get to his someone in the head with a folding chair?

You know that for you Gralin it all ends like this though .........

 

[Gralin]

You know that for you Gralin it all ends like this though .........

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Do I get to his someone in the head with a folding chair?

Sure.

His name is U2tigers

 

[Gralin]

Sure.

His name is U2tigers

 

[Sun Ra]

 

[Gralin]

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Do I get to his someone in the head with a folding chair?

Yes

 

[Gralin]

Yes

 

[U2tigers]

Sure.

His name is U2tigers

He needs to get in line.

 

[Grav]

You know that for you Gralin it all ends like this though .........

 

[Gralin]

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Is this your sales pitch?
I feel it's lacking a bit of je ne sais quoi.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Chicanery indeed!?!?

I’m all about fairness in the officiating

Wrong sport dude

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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Ahhhhhhh yes, Sun Ra and his world famous finishing move, The Gas Chamber

 

[Brenton Davy]

Wrong sport dude

No shit!

I think your sarcasm metre need adjustment…

 

[Sun Ra]

Ahhhhhhh yes, Sun Ra and his world famous finishing move, The Gas Chamber

I'm also proficient in The Bebop Drop daddy-o.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

No s**t!

I think your sarcasm metre need adjustment…

*meter

And I knew exactly what you were doing gringo. Not my first rodeo. Thank you for replying

 

[PhenomenalV1]

A Message from the Commissioner's Desk



Dear SFAEW Universe.


Last Sunday's show ended with around 25 wrestlers engaging in a mass brawl. The last couple of days has seen some more banter between the combatants, so let's try and untangle all these threads.


This week: Round 5

In addition to the announced World Championship match, The Filth Wizard and Ace Rimmer will fight in a No Disqualification match.

The nWo (serial_thrilla, Hate, pantskyle & brahj) take on the newly formed Demolition Squad (Sun Ra, Grav, Ant Bear & Rodney Dangerfield) in the Season 36 Anarchy in the Arena match.

Now, Frothies Mcveigh brazenly attacked ShaunDuggan after the main event. Under normal circumstances, Froth would be suspended for a week, but unfortunately he's the #1 contender for the IC Championship.

In other words, Duggan v Froth this Sunday.

Also King Tenz and Gralin make their SFAEW debuts in the Ring Regent qualifiers!


Next week: Round 6

Elton Johns Wig and Kennedy Parker will be given an opportunity to talk things out regarding KP's interference in Elton's matches. Or KP's reluctance to face Elton in the ring for that matter.

Also, damicky, HARPSichord and ShaunDuggan defend their Trios titles against both the Royals and the Irrelevance.


Two Weeks time: Round 7

To sort out this whole Wonders v Royals/Musical Cheese v Frothies McVeigh dispute, damicky and Frothies Mcveigh will captain opposite teams in the Season 36 Magnificent Seven match.

What's more, the last wrestler standing at the end of it will get a World Championship shot in Round 8.


Hope that clears some things up.​

 

[U2tigers]

When is my comeback match?

I'm ready

 

[Kennedy Parker]

When is my comeback match?

I'm ready

No you're still in the hospital.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



I really wasn't kidding when I said I was running out of superlatives! SFAEW Round 5!



Let's see what's on the card:






In revenge for the unprovoked nWo beatdown in his debut, Ace Rimmer cost The Filth Wizard last week's IC Title match. Now to sort things out, they're fighting again without disqualifications or count-outs!





In the first of this week's Ring Regent qualifiers, King Tenz makes his SFAEW debut against por_please_ya, Barrybran and one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Mrs Turbo!






Frothies Mcveigh's looking to continue his streak of violent dominance by challenging Intercity Champion ShaunDuggan for his title!






In our other Ring Regent qualifier, we've got another debutant as Gralin steps up to face DenieD, BRAB and Tonga Bob!






It's the Season 36 Anarchy in the Arena Match!

The nWo's serial_thrilla, Hate, pantskyle & brahj got jumped by the Demolition Squad at the end of last week's show.

Can Ant Bear, Rodney Dangerfield, Sun Ra & Grav make a splash in their factional debut?




And in your main event of the week:






LEMME TALK TO YA!

TheInjuryFactory has held the World Heavyweight Championship for a couple of months now, but he won't have it for much longer if okeydoke7 has anything to say about it!

Can Mister...One...THOUSAND stamp his mark on SFAEW in just his fifth match?

Ask him yourself and he'd say...YEAH!



See you Sunday!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

If I ever have to see Ace Rimmer after this weekend I’m off to QCW.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

If I ever have to see Ace Rimmer after this weekend I’m off to QCW.

Queen Charlotte's Wood is a lovely place with an excellent campsite. We could have a weekend there together.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Queen Charlotte's Wood is a lovely place with an excellent campsite. We could have a weekend there together.

I’ve had second thoughts.

 

[Gralin]

I’ve had second thoughts.

You could have smoked kippers for breakfast though

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You could have smoked kippers for breakfast though

That’s why I had second thoughts!