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This Walter Piggins character is the best hey Bono?
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Elton Johns Wig comes to the ring
EJW: Now for those who have not been paying attention lately, I have been absolutely on fire this season. I beat that jabroni U2tigers fair and square in the Offseason Spectacular. I came so close to defeating TheInjuryFactory for the SFAEW Heavyweight Championship if it wasn't for some useless jabronis. I got rid of The Irrelevance and am now the most relevant wrestler in all of SFAEW. I would be winning it all if it wasn't for a certain Clod, meddling with my matches.
The crowd cheers Elton Johns Wig.
EJW: Now Clod has always had it out for me, so let's settle this tonight. Clod get your ass out here before I go back there are drag you out of your ivory tower.
Kennedy Parker comes to the ring
EJW: Now, what's the deal KP? Give me one good reason as to why you've been interfering in my matches!
KP: It should be pretty obvious to figure out Elton. Even for you. Because I don't want you to win.
EJW: Well duh, I gathered that. Why don't you want me to win?
KP: Because it's not what's best for business EJW. You're good at wrestling, but you're a B+ player. We don't want B+ players running around the world representing the company carrying belts. You had your opportunities and you didn't do so well. Originally, the plan was to have you be the head of a dominant faction when you buried me and Phenom last season. But your mic work was so puerile, so embarassing that we had to pivot away from that.
EJW: YOU IDIOTS WROTE THE ****ING SCRIPT!!!! If you want better mic work, then give a me better angle you campaigner! You need to REMOVED from that creative consultant position! I want a match against you! One on one!
KP: Easy there Melton, obviously you are still upset by the fact that you are banned for life from the prestigious faction The Irrelevance so your behaviour is a bit erratic. How about this, I give you one more opportunity to prove that you can be a main eventer. All you need to do is complete the 5 Labors of Elton.
EJW: What the hell is that? Why do I need to jump through hoops to get an opportunity, I am already a star! I don't need to prove it!
KP: This is the SFAEW Elton, it's a cut-throat business, opportunities are not handed out they are earned- sorry, Phenom's on the phone.
The crowd boos as Kennedy Parker answers the phone.
KP: Hello? Hey Phenom... Yeah cool... Do we have an update on when Bono will be back?
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Oh...
Well whenever he is back put him in a title match immediately! Who cares if he hasn't won a match in months, he's a big star...I'm in the middle of something here...let's talk later.
Kennedy Parker hangs up the phone.
KP: As I was saying, opportunities are earned, not handed out. If you complete the 5 Labors of Elton, you get the chance to hold the Intercity Championship.
EJW: I think you're absolutely full of s**t Clod.
KP: Well, now is not the time for thinking because the first Labor of Elton begins immediately with an impromptu one on one match against NaturalDisaster!
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Lmao EJW out here cutting a shoot promo. Love it.
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Remarkable.
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They lock up.
Elton John's Wig whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig nails NaturalDisaster with a double arm DDT
Elton John's Wig makes the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster is struggling to reach the ropes.
NaturalDisaster is inching his way towards the ropes.
NaturalDisaster is valiantly trying to break the hold.
NaturalDisaster is barely hanging in there.
Richard Head tells NaturalDisaster to respond or he'll stop the fight.
NaturalDisaster doesn't respond.
Richard Head stops the fight after 17 seconds.
The Winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:00:29.
Sim Rating: * 1/4
Elton Johns Wig grabs a mic.
EJW: Hey Clod_, here's a word of advice for you. Next time you set up an impromptu challenge, don't ****ing send out the guy who just wrestled to help you out!
KP: Alright then. I'm happy to take any and all criticism on board...so next week, you'll be wrestling in your second and third Labors. Good luck, Melton.
Elton John's Wig whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig nails NaturalDisaster with a double arm DDT
Elton John's Wig makes the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster is struggling to reach the ropes.
NaturalDisaster is inching his way towards the ropes.
NaturalDisaster is valiantly trying to break the hold.
NaturalDisaster is barely hanging in there.
Richard Head tells NaturalDisaster to respond or he'll stop the fight.
NaturalDisaster doesn't respond.
Richard Head stops the fight after 17 seconds.
The Winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:00:29.
Sim Rating: * 1/4
Elton Johns Wig grabs a mic.
EJW: Hey Clod_, here's a word of advice for you. Next time you set up an impromptu challenge, don't ****ing send out the guy who just wrestled to help you out!
KP: Alright then. I'm happy to take any and all criticism on board...so next week, you'll be wrestling in your second and third Labors. Good luck, Melton.
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And in your main event of the evening:
damicky, HARPSichord & ShaunDuggan defend their Trios Championships against both Cadsky, Brenton Davy & nahnah of the Royals, and JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon & Ned_Flanders of The Irrelevance!
damicky, HARPSichord & ShaunDuggan defend their Trios Championships against both Cadsky, Brenton Davy & nahnah of the Royals, and JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon & Ned_Flanders of The Irrelevance!
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Lmaooo and then the squash. Very nice.
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They lock up.
TheWizardMelon takes nahnah down with a bodyslam.
TheWizardMelon tries a somersault splash from the second rope, but nahnah gets his knees up.
nahnah attempts a kneebar, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on nahnah.
TheWizardMelon attempts a slap, but nahnah blocks it.
nahnah punches TheWizardMelon.
nahnah further incites the crowd.
TheWizardMelon kicks nahnah.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches nahnah.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick, but nahnah steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace and JT_the_Man come to ringside.
nahnah runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits nahnah with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon executes a German suplex against nahnah.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Chief counts: One, TheWizardMelon lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on nahnah.
TheWizardMelon tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
Cadsky enters the ring and lays out TheWizardMelon.
Cadsky further incites the crowd.
nahnah and Cadsky hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double vertical suplex.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a flying shoulderblock, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
Frothies Mcveigh comes to ringside.
HARPSichord tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and HARPSichord whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They attempt to hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits them with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a Blue Thunder Bomb, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh pulls down the top rope.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a flying cross body press, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan moves out of the way.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a back suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an inside cradle against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against JoshWoodenSpoon.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon comes over and lays out HARPSichord.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon comes over to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
JoshWoodenSpoon takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with a back suplex.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the announcers' table.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes an inverted suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with an electric chair facebuster.
TheWizardMelon comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon and TheWizardMelon hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double flying axhandle.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a headbutt on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TheWizardMelon comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord comes over and lays out TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord goes for an Ace Crusher, but JoshWoodenSpoon throws him off.
TheWizardMelon hits a whiplash neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a flying cross body press.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes an inverted suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to HARPSichord.
HARPSichord and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They attempt to hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
nahnah nails HARPSichord with a snap suplex.
nahnah seemingly enjoys the boos.
nahnah covers HARPSichord.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
nahnah whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
nahnah misses with an elbow.
nahnah goes for an enzuigiri, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh throws nahnah the ring bell.
nahnah tries to use it, but HARPSichord blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
HARPSichord hits nahnah with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord attempts an Ace Crusher, but nahnah throws him off.
nahnah whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits nahnah with a clothesline.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
Cadsky enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
nahnah attempts a kneebreaker, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky tries a bulldog, but nahnah blocks it.
nahnah tags out to Cadsky.
Cadsky and nahnah whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double clothesline.
nahnah leaves the ring.
Cadsky uses a kneelift on Damicky.
Cadsky hits a kneelift on Damicky.
Cadsky takes Damicky down with a side slam.
Cadsky goes for a release German suplex, but Damicky counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Cadsky counters it with a backward kick.
Cadsky further incites the crowd.
Cadsky hits Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Cadsky chops Damicky.
Damicky punches Cadsky.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky kicks Cadsky.
Damicky kicks Cadsky.
Cadsky punches Damicky.
Cadsky further incites the crowd.
Cadsky chops Damicky.
Cadsky tags out to Brenton Davy.
HARPSichord enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Brenton Davy and Cadsky whip Damicky into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Damicky with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Damicky hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
Damicky performs a headlock takedown against Brenton Davy.
Damicky takes Brenton Davy down with a choke slam.
Damicky takes Brenton Davy down with a vertical suplex.
Damicky whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Damicky hits Brenton Davy with a kick.
Damicky whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Brenton Davy performs a knee chop block against Damicky.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a headbutt against Damicky.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon takes nahnah down with a bodyslam.
TheWizardMelon tries a somersault splash from the second rope, but nahnah gets his knees up.
nahnah attempts a kneebar, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on nahnah.
TheWizardMelon attempts a slap, but nahnah blocks it.
nahnah punches TheWizardMelon.
nahnah further incites the crowd.
TheWizardMelon kicks nahnah.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches nahnah.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick, but nahnah steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace and JT_the_Man come to ringside.
nahnah runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits nahnah with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon executes a German suplex against nahnah.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Chief counts: One, TheWizardMelon lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on nahnah.
TheWizardMelon tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
Cadsky enters the ring and lays out TheWizardMelon.
Cadsky further incites the crowd.
nahnah and Cadsky hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double vertical suplex.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a flying shoulderblock, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
Frothies Mcveigh comes to ringside.
HARPSichord tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and HARPSichord whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They attempt to hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits them with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a Blue Thunder Bomb, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh pulls down the top rope.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a flying cross body press, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan moves out of the way.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a back suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an inside cradle against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against JoshWoodenSpoon.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon comes over and lays out HARPSichord.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon comes over to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
JoshWoodenSpoon takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with a back suplex.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the announcers' table.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes an inverted suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with an electric chair facebuster.
TheWizardMelon comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon and TheWizardMelon hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double flying axhandle.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a headbutt on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TheWizardMelon comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord comes over and lays out TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord goes for an Ace Crusher, but JoshWoodenSpoon throws him off.
TheWizardMelon hits a whiplash neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a flying cross body press.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes an inverted suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to HARPSichord.
HARPSichord and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They attempt to hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
nahnah nails HARPSichord with a snap suplex.
nahnah seemingly enjoys the boos.
nahnah covers HARPSichord.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
nahnah whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
nahnah misses with an elbow.
nahnah goes for an enzuigiri, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh throws nahnah the ring bell.
nahnah tries to use it, but HARPSichord blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
HARPSichord hits nahnah with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord attempts an Ace Crusher, but nahnah throws him off.
nahnah whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits nahnah with a clothesline.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
Cadsky enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
nahnah attempts a kneebreaker, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky tries a bulldog, but nahnah blocks it.
nahnah tags out to Cadsky.
Cadsky and nahnah whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double clothesline.
nahnah leaves the ring.
Cadsky uses a kneelift on Damicky.
Cadsky hits a kneelift on Damicky.
Cadsky takes Damicky down with a side slam.
Cadsky goes for a release German suplex, but Damicky counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Cadsky counters it with a backward kick.
Cadsky further incites the crowd.
Cadsky hits Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Cadsky chops Damicky.
Damicky punches Cadsky.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky kicks Cadsky.
Damicky kicks Cadsky.
Cadsky punches Damicky.
Cadsky further incites the crowd.
Cadsky chops Damicky.
Cadsky tags out to Brenton Davy.
HARPSichord enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Brenton Davy and Cadsky whip Damicky into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Damicky with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Damicky hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
Damicky performs a headlock takedown against Brenton Davy.
Damicky takes Brenton Davy down with a choke slam.
Damicky takes Brenton Davy down with a vertical suplex.
Damicky whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Damicky hits Brenton Davy with a kick.
Damicky whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Brenton Davy performs a knee chop block against Damicky.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a headbutt against Damicky.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
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JoshWoodenSpoon nails Damicky with a bulldog.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
Brenton Davy whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Brenton Davy with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon covers Brenton Davy.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Brenton Davy counters it with a backdrop.
Brenton Davy is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brenton Davy throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Brenton Davy rolls out under the bottom rope.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brenton Davy nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a backbreaker.
nahnah comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders comes over and lays out nahnah.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves Brenton Davy into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back into the ring.
Brenton Davy follows him back in.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
Brenton Davy has the crowd going wild.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops Brenton Davy.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
Brenton Davy kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
Brenton Davy whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace trips Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a bodyslam on Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets the STF on Brenton Davy.
Damicky makes the save.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a kick to the head against Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to Ned_Flanders.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Brenton Davy with a lariat.
Ned_Flanders attempts an inside cradle, but Brenton Davy counters it with a triangle choke.
Damicky makes the save.
The chants for Ned_Flanders are deafening.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Ned_Flanders performs a clothesline against Brenton Davy.
Ned_Flanders tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a bodyslam on Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon gives him a spinebuster slam, but Brenton Davy shows no reaction.
Brenton Davy tags out to nahnah.
nahnah whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails nahnah with a high speed sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries the Michinoku Driver, but nahnah counters it with a kneebar.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
nahnah whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
nahnah misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a flying shoulderblock against nahnah.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a side suplex on nahnah.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a high speed sunset flip against nahnah.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a dropkick on nahnah.
JoshWoodenSpoon covers nahnah.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips nahnah into the ropes, but nahnah reverses it.
nahnah and JoshWoodenSpoon get hit with a double clothesline.
nahnah tags out to Cadsky.
Cadsky and nahnah whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double elbowsmash.
nahnah leaves the ring.
Damicky throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
Damicky nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a flying bulldog.
HARPSichord goes for a kick to the head, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Liger Bomb against Damicky.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky hits a kneelift on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky knocks JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringpost.
Damicky runs JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringpost.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky uses a back suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a headbutt on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders comes over, but gets cut off.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky uses a back suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Ned_Flanders gets back up, but gets cut off.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double bodyslam.
Ned_Flanders gets back up and lays out HARPSichord.
Ned_Flanders attempts a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a go-behind.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord comes over, but gets cut off.
Ned_Flanders attempts a springboard dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double back suplex.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky locks JoshWoodenSpoon in a sleeperhold.
HARPSichord goes for a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders hits a jumping clothesline on Damicky.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a flying cross body press, but Damicky counters it with a powerslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord tries a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord comes over and lays out Ned_Flanders.
HARPSichord uses a back suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a flying bulldog.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky uses a clothesline on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky gets back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Damicky catches JoshWoodenSpoon totally by surprise.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Chief counts: One, two, thr...Ned_Flanders makes the save.
Damicky performs a headlock takedown against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky executes a kneelift against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky gets an abdominal stretch on JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
JoshWoodenSpoon breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to Ned_Flanders.
serial_thrilla comes to ringside.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and lays out JoshWoodenSpoon.
serial_thrilla throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla screams "Where the ****'s Pringle?!" at JoshWoodenSpoon.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring.
Cadsky is handed a chair.
Damicky and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit Ned_Flanders with a double kneelift.
Cadsky hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a vicious chairshot to the head.
Cadsky hits Damicky with a vicious chairshot to the head.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
Cadsky hits Ned_Flanders with an elbow.
Cadsky hits a moonsault on Ned_Flanders.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Cadsky places Ned_Flanders on the turnbuckle.
Cadsky executes the Blackout on Ned_Flanders.
Cadsky goes for the pin.
Cadsky uses the ropes for leverage.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The winners are Cadsky, nahnah and Brenton Davy. Time of match: 0:17:09
Sim Rating: *** 1/2
And NNNNEEEEEEWWWWW Trios Champions...The Gold City Royals!
And now, the final act draws closer: Next week, it's Team Froth vs Team Cheese in a Magnificent Seven match to end this multi-winged dispute!
As it stands at the end of the week, the teams look like this:
Team Froth: Frothies Mcveigh (captain), Cadsky, Brenton Davy, nahnah, SarahSmiles, two members TBA.
Team Cheese: damicky (captain), HARPSichord, ShaunDuggan, Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man, two members TBA.
And remember, the sole survivor of the match gets a shot at TheInjuryFactory's World Championship in Round 8!
See you next week!
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
Brenton Davy whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Brenton Davy with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon covers Brenton Davy.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Brenton Davy counters it with a backdrop.
Brenton Davy is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brenton Davy throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Brenton Davy rolls out under the bottom rope.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brenton Davy nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a backbreaker.
nahnah comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders comes over and lays out nahnah.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves Brenton Davy into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back into the ring.
Brenton Davy follows him back in.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
Brenton Davy has the crowd going wild.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops Brenton Davy.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
Brenton Davy kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
Brenton Davy whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace trips Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a bodyslam on Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets the STF on Brenton Davy.
Damicky makes the save.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a kick to the head against Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to Ned_Flanders.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Brenton Davy with a lariat.
Ned_Flanders attempts an inside cradle, but Brenton Davy counters it with a triangle choke.
Damicky makes the save.
The chants for Ned_Flanders are deafening.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Ned_Flanders performs a clothesline against Brenton Davy.
Ned_Flanders tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a bodyslam on Brenton Davy.
JoshWoodenSpoon gives him a spinebuster slam, but Brenton Davy shows no reaction.
Brenton Davy tags out to nahnah.
nahnah whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails nahnah with a high speed sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries the Michinoku Driver, but nahnah counters it with a kneebar.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
nahnah whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
nahnah misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a flying shoulderblock against nahnah.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a side suplex on nahnah.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a high speed sunset flip against nahnah.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a dropkick on nahnah.
JoshWoodenSpoon covers nahnah.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips nahnah into the ropes, but nahnah reverses it.
nahnah and JoshWoodenSpoon get hit with a double clothesline.
nahnah tags out to Cadsky.
Cadsky and nahnah whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double elbowsmash.
nahnah leaves the ring.
Damicky throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
Damicky nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a flying bulldog.
HARPSichord goes for a kick to the head, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Liger Bomb against Damicky.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky hits a kneelift on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky knocks JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringpost.
Damicky runs JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringpost.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky uses a back suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a headbutt on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders comes over, but gets cut off.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky uses a back suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Ned_Flanders gets back up, but gets cut off.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double bodyslam.
Ned_Flanders gets back up and lays out HARPSichord.
Ned_Flanders attempts a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a go-behind.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord comes over, but gets cut off.
Ned_Flanders attempts a springboard dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double back suplex.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky locks JoshWoodenSpoon in a sleeperhold.
HARPSichord goes for a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ned_Flanders hits a jumping clothesline on Damicky.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a flying cross body press, but Damicky counters it with a powerslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord tries a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
Ned_Flanders comes over to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord comes over and lays out Ned_Flanders.
HARPSichord uses a back suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a flying bulldog.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky uses a clothesline on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky gets back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Damicky catches JoshWoodenSpoon totally by surprise.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Chief counts: One, two, thr...Ned_Flanders makes the save.
Damicky performs a headlock takedown against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky executes a kneelift against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Damicky gets an abdominal stretch on JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
JoshWoodenSpoon breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to Ned_Flanders.
serial_thrilla comes to ringside.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and lays out JoshWoodenSpoon.
serial_thrilla throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla screams "Where the ****'s Pringle?!" at JoshWoodenSpoon.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring.
Cadsky is handed a chair.
Damicky and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit Ned_Flanders with a double kneelift.
Cadsky hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a vicious chairshot to the head.
Cadsky hits Damicky with a vicious chairshot to the head.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
Cadsky hits Ned_Flanders with an elbow.
Cadsky hits a moonsault on Ned_Flanders.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Cadsky places Ned_Flanders on the turnbuckle.
Cadsky executes the Blackout on Ned_Flanders.
Cadsky goes for the pin.
Cadsky uses the ropes for leverage.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The winners are Cadsky, nahnah and Brenton Davy. Time of match: 0:17:09
Sim Rating: *** 1/2
And NNNNEEEEEEWWWWW Trios Champions...The Gold City Royals!
And now, the final act draws closer: Next week, it's Team Froth vs Team Cheese in a Magnificent Seven match to end this multi-winged dispute!
As it stands at the end of the week, the teams look like this:
Team Froth: Frothies Mcveigh (captain), Cadsky, Brenton Davy, nahnah, SarahSmiles, two members TBA.
Team Cheese: damicky (captain), HARPSichord, ShaunDuggan, Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man, two members TBA.
And remember, the sole survivor of the match gets a shot at TheInjuryFactory's World Championship in Round 8!
See you next week!
Kennedy Parker
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Weird booking phenom, what if one team wins with more than one survivor? Giving away the ending here
Kennedy Parker
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Gotta hand it to Elton Johns Wig, he does have better promos now.
He was improving from a low base.
This was the promo last season that everyone mocked him mercilessly for.
(phenom wrote this crap)Elton: Do you know how long I've been waiting to do that?!
Do you know how damn long I've been used as a pawn in a chess match between two tyrants?!
FIVE ******* MONTHS, MAN!
Elton John's Wig starts tearing his hair out.
Elton: It does a number to ya!
Only carin' to make favours that you'll know will never be paid back...
YOU SICK BASTARDS!
Why do you think we waited for this? To bury the two men who ruined our lives!
There's just us now. Elton, Josh, Melon, Ned...
WE ARE THE WHINE CELLAR! AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE FURY SUBSIDES
ShaunDuggan
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What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Kennedy Parker
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Brenton Davy
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Geez this wrestling game is piss easy…
The Filth Wizard
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Gotta hand it to Elton Johns Wig, he does have better promos now.
He was improving from a low base.
This was the promo last season that everyone mocked him mercilessly for.
Elton: Do you know how long I've been waiting to do that?!
Do you know how damn long I've been used as a pawn in a chess match between two tyrants?!
FIVE ******* MONTHS, MAN!
Elton John's Wig starts tearing his hair out.
Elton: It does a number to ya!
Only carin' to make favours that you'll know will never be paid back...
YOU SICK BASTARDS!
Why do you think we waited for this? To bury the two men who ruined our lives!
There's just us now. Elton, Josh, Melon, Ned...
WE ARE THE WHINE CELLAR! AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE FURY SUBSIDES
Mrs Turbo
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Ophidian Old Boys
Sun Ra
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I was a FOUR time loser over the weekend Mrs T - Bombers LostView attachment 1800617
Looks like Sun Ra is a LOSER twice again this week (Av bet and Wrestling).... Familiar times of the S34 EKA days...
And the Turbos continue to be WINNERS!
Wrestling Lost Saints Lost resulting in Avatar Lost .Things can only get better from here I hope. Thanks for rubbing it in anyway.
Someone told me the SFAEW is rigged so maybe I'm just a three time loser ?
U2tigers
Ruck off
Ophidian Old BoysJust want to announce I am fit and Ready to go.
It's time the Head of Office gave me my shot again.
It's time the Head of Office gave me my shot again.
The Filth Wizard
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Just want to announce I am fit and Ready to go.
It's time the Head of Office gave me my shot again.
Have you ever considered playing a character called Jiminy Jillikers?
Mrs Turbo
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I was a FOUR time loser over the weekend Mrs T - Bombers Lost
Things can only get better from here I hope. Thanks for rubbing it in anyway.
Someone told me the SFAEW is rigged so maybe I'm just a three time loser ?
oh Sun Ra , that's really sad.
I feel sorry for you*
*almost
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