Injury SJOGHCIU - Offseason Edition

[Keys]

We used to drink Roundup all the time as kids. How else are you going to kill the watermelon plants growing in your stomach from accidentally swallowed seeds?

As I read this, a banjo started playing in my head

 

[UseR2006]

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

Injury list:

Jordyn Baker Back Test

Rhett Bazzo Concussion 1-2 weeks

Coby Burgiel Hamstring 2 weeks

Tom Cole

28

Tom Cole

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

110.3

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

110.3

2star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

Ankle 8-9 weeks

Jamie Cripps

15

Jamie Cripps

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.9

5star

G

1.3

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

0.4

3star

D

6.4

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

Ankle 11-13 weeks

Jai Culley Knee Season

Harry Edwards Wrist Test

Elijah Hewett Ankle 2 weeks

Brady Hough Hamstring Test

Noah Long Hamstring 1-2 weeks

Jeremy McGovern

20

Jeremy Mcgovern

Age

32

Ht

197cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.6

3star

M

6.8

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

238.7

4star

D

12.4

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

MG

183.4

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

2.2

2star

M

7.2

5star

T

1.4

4star

Hamstring 6-7 weeks

Nic Naitanui Achilles 6-7 weeks

Samo Petrevski-Seton Quad TBC

Liam Ryan

1

Liam Ryan

Age

28

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

Hamstring 9-11 weeks

Luke Shuey

13

Luke Shuey

Age

34

Ht

184cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.7

5star

K

13.0

5star

HB

10.7

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.9

5star

CL

5.6

5star

D

18.7

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

7.8

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

4.3

5star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.8

5star

CL

1.4

4star

Ankle/Hamstring 4 weeks

Jack Williams Spleen 1-2 weeks

Isiah Winder Knee TBC

Elliot Yeo

6

Elliot Yeo

Age

31

Ht

191cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.5

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.5

5star

MG

377.9

5star

D

18.9

4star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

5.8

5star

MG

287.4

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.6

3star

Groin 2-3 weeks

 

[Cursedsword02]

Just put Winder on the LTI list at this rate, c*nt's still a TBC even after that fiasco ended.

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

Just put Winder on the LTI list at this rate, c*nt's still a TBC even after that fiasco ended.

According to the video he hasn't returned to running so I guess he is another 6 weeks or so.

 

[LittleFires]

Actually a pretty comprehensive update this week.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Samo still being TBC with a cork is a pretty big concern isn’t it? That’s screams compartment syndrome.

 

[Nuffington Post]

Samo still being TBC with a cork is a pretty big concern isn’t it? That’s screams compartment syndrome.

Yeah sounds like it could be worse than initially thought. Schofield mentioned on his podcast it could actually be a nasty injury.

 

[kane249]

Slightly better than TBC

 

[bzparkes]

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Slightly better than TBC

Geelong reading WCE's injury reports:

 

[Matera92]

They way they talk NN's 'return' reads to me like we aren't seeing him this season at all, if ever again.

 

[WCErevival]

They way they talk NN's 'return' reads to me like we aren't seeing him this season at all, if ever again.

I've just assumed he's not coming back. He's not the future anyway.

 

[THE A5]

I've just assumed he's not coming back. He's not the future anyway.

i just assumed Nic retired on a high after
His 2021 AA and Woosha medal

 

[Dark Sharks]

That injury report was longer than my wedding.




Am I the only one who totally can't recall when Cole even got injured? Just like Longs random disappearance, hamstring awareness nonsense at trainig which has kept him out for what... 4 weeks and counting? It'll be 5 before he returns.

 

[Rowan18]

That injury report was longer than my wedding.




Am I the only one who totally can't recall when Cole even got injured? Just like Longs random disappearance, hamstring awareness nonsense at trainig which has kept him out for what... 4 weeks and counting? It'll be 5 before he returns.

Cole got injured in the last minutes of a game (don't ask me which one, I think it was against Melbourne). A reporter saw an icepack on his ankle and reported it straight after the game, the club didn't admit it until the end of the week.

 

[Keys]

That injury report was longer than my wedding.




Am I the only one who totally can't recall when Cole even got injured? Just like Longs random disappearance, hamstring awareness nonsense at trainig which has kept him out for what... 4 weeks and counting? It'll be 5 before he returns.

Mainly to satisfy my own curiosity but also to answer your question

Cole was injured late in the R4 game against Melbourne which was described eventually as stress related complications around the ankle injury

Long (and Hough) last played in R5 against Geelong so they’ve missed 3 games and this weekend will make it 4 for long. Burgiel did his hammy the same weekend in the WAFL and Hewett rolled his ankle as well

My main hope is that they’re being conservative with the young lads and are making sure the hammies are fully recovered before returning

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

Injury list:

Jordyn Baker Back Test

Rhett Bazzo Concussion 1-2 weeks

Coby Burgiel Hamstring 2 weeks

Tom Cole Ankle 8-9 weeks

Jamie Cripps Ankle 11-13 weeks

Jai Culley Knee Season

Harry Edwards Wrist Test

Elijah Hewett Ankle 2 weeks

Brady Hough Hamstring Test

Noah Long Hamstring 1-2 weeks

Jeremy McGovern Hamstring 6-7 weeks

Nic Naitanui Achilles 6-7 weeks

Samo Petrevski-Seton Quad TBC

Liam Ryan Hamstring 9-11 weeks

Luke Shuey Ankle/Hamstring 4 weeks

Jack Williams Spleen 1-2 weeks

Isiah Winder Knee TBC

Elliot Yeo Groin 2-3 weeks

Possible 3 weeks out for Bazzo... Must be worse concussion than usual since it's usually a week.
Bit concerning?

 

[Cuzz09]

put Cripps, Cole, Culley, Ryan on LTI list and take 4 picks to MSD.

Just do it

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[Bacchus]

Injury list:

Jordyn Baker Back Test

Rhett Bazzo Concussion 1-2 weeks

Coby Burgiel Hamstring 2 weeks

Tom Cole Ankle 8-9 weeks

Jamie Cripps Ankle 11-13 weeks

Jai Culley Knee Season

Harry Edwards Wrist Test

Elijah Hewett Ankle 2 weeks

Brady Hough Hamstring Test

Noah Long Hamstring 1-2 weeks

Jeremy McGovern Hamstring 6-7 weeks

Nic Naitanui Achilles 6-7 weeks

Samo Petrevski-Seton Quad TBC

Liam Ryan Hamstring 9-11 weeks

Luke Shuey Ankle/Hamstring 4 weeks

Jack Williams Spleen 1-2 weeks

Isiah Winder Knee TBC

Elliot Yeo Groin 2-3 weeks

Hurn also injured, so 19 players on the injury list.

This is the either the greatest tank of all time or the most incompetent list and fitness management of all time.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Nissy playing the long game - no evidence of tanking can be found if you just hire incompetent staff.

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

Hurn also injured, so 19 players on the injury list.

This is the either the greatest tank of all time or the most incompetent list and fitness management of all time.

Well I guess this is one of those hidden injuries because Simmo said he pulled up well.

 

[Nuke Fremantle]

Hurn also injured, so 19 players on the injury list.

This is the either the greatest tank of all time or the most incompetent list and fitness management of all time.

Ah so this week's supplementary division surprise injury is Hurn. I was sort of expecting Allen, on selection night. Who knows might still happen.

Just like Yeo and Shuey, Hurn comes straight back into the side after an injury and immediately gets another injury. The clown show at WCE continues.

 

[Alesana]

Hurn also injured, so 19 players on the injury list.

This is the either the greatest tank of all time or the most incompetent list and fitness management of all time.

At this stage you just have to laugh..

 

[Nuke Fremantle]

Well I guess this is one of those hidden injuries because Simmo said he pulled up well.

Nah not related to Carlton game. Someone posted another thread that Ryan Daniels on 7 News tonight said Hurn is in doubt with a hammy.

 

[Dark Sharks]

Wat.

When do these injuries even happen??

Hurn "rested" then gor injured whilst he was rested, so he's out for even longer... then coming back and lasting two games before being injured again?


Oh boy. Wowee. Goodness gracious me, Suma is penning his article as we speak.