The Comprehensive List of Ways in Which Geelong Cheat

[Wish Wellingtons]

1. Father son selections

2. Playing games in Geelong

3. Getting favoured by umpires

4. Getting hit in the head too often

5. Having unfair amounts of good luck

6. Refusing to play decent opposition on our home ground

7. Staging for free kicks

8. Handballing too often (circa 07-10)


Any others? I think our cheating culture is way out of hand and a blight on the game. Hope to move this list to the bay when it is complete, I am sure you guys have heard them all.

Anybody else starting to like the hatred?

 

[CF]

sorry I know you are being ironic but really this thread sucks

 

[alfy!]

i lol'd

 

[vinum coupe]

9. Being good at what they do

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

sorry I know you are being ironic but really this thread sucks

sorry i know you used to be a mod but this reply sucks.

why even bother?

 

[InnocentBystandr]

10. Refusing to 'bottom out'.
11. Training on their home ground.
12. Finding gun players with late draft picks.
13. Finding gun 'mature age rookies'
14. Getting Joel Selwood at pick 7
15. Getting Harry Taylor!
16. Keeping Brian Cook against the will of the AFL
17. Having Stephen Wells

 

[cats2rise]

18. Max Rooke

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

10. Refusing to 'bottom out'.
11. Training on their home ground.
12. Finding gun players with late draft picks.
13. Finding gun 'mature age rookies'
14. Getting Joel Selwood at pick 7
15. Getting Harry Taylor!
16. Keeping Brian Cook against the will of the AFL
17. Having Stephen Wells

I have heard that one as before, Training on the ground we play on is definitely cheating.

Anyway, I don't want this thread to be a geelong wankfest, i just want a list of ways in which we are accused of cheating on other parts of Bigfooty. I also want to highlight how stupid these criticisms are.

 

[AM]

sorry I know you are being ironic but really this thread sucks

Couldn't agree more.

 

[vinum coupe]

19. Government assistance

 

[bobbycatsfanme]

1. Father son selections

2. Playing games in Geelong

3. Getting favoured by umpires

4. Getting hit in the head too often

5. Having unfair amounts of good luck

6. Refusing to play decent opposition on our home ground

7. Staging for free kicks

8. Handballing too often (circa 07-10)


Any others? I think our cheating culture is way out of hand and a blight on the game. Hope to move this list to the bay when it is complete, I am sure you guys have heard them all.

Anybody else starting to like the hatred?

I just want you to answer this question honestly, would you say all that to Paul Chapman face 2 face?

Or this bigfooty forum is as far as you'd take it?

 

[InnocentBystandr]

irony 1 |ˈīrənē; ˈiərnē|
noun ( pl. -nies)
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect

 

[JUBJUB]

6. Refusing to play decent opposition on our home ground

This is one that BT keeps mentioning every thursday night on AFL Teams.
Does he not realise the AFL won't allow Collingwood,Carlton,Essendon and now Hawforn and StKilda to play at SS ?
Not our fault who we have to play at SS.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

I just want you to answer this question honestly, would you say all that to Paul Chapman face 2 face?

Or this bigfooty forum is as far as you'd take it?

If i met Paul Chapman face to face i would probably try and boof him.

I am sorry if i have offended anyone but clearly I was satirising the greater football community that cannot get to terms with our sustained success, without inventing bogus externalities.

If this thread comes across as overly cocky i would like to remind you that this a public forum and i am entitled to express myself as much as anyone, and this is just some light entertainment that really causes no harm.

Just add to the list or grow up, move on and stop taking things so seriously.

Sorry to all those who have been deeply offended.

 

[bobbycatsfanme]

1. Sydney Swans were set up to win the 2005 final too generate Sydney support and at the same time accumulate profit for the AFL.

2. Carlton cheated the salary cap in the 1995 season when we faced off

3. Geelong have 4 players in the top 20 of the AFL who give away the most free kicks, 2 more than any other club

4. Geelong have only one player equal 5th who receives the most free kicks in the top 50 players of the AFL.

5. Just realised you are being extremely sarcastic and even still why bring up this crap? Opposition supporters love trolling this type of dribble

 

[Roadie]

This is one that BT keeps mentioning every thursday night on AFL Teams.
Does he not realise the AFL won't allow Collingwood,Carlton,Essendon and now Hawforn and StKilda to play at SS ?
Not our fault who we have to play at SS.

He did it to big-up WB's chances a few weeks ago as well, forgetting WB are one of the teams involved in the undefeated streak.

Bitters.

 

[bobbycatsfanme]

not to mention Leigh Colbert got robbed in that 1997 final v Adelaide and another Buddha Hocking goal which was given as touched when all camera angles looked like it was through the big sticks

 

[Turbocat]

I have heard that one as before, Training on the ground we play on is definitely cheating.

Anyway, I don't want this thread to be a geelong wankfest, i just want a list of ways in which we are accused of cheating on other parts of Bigfooty. I also want to highlight how stupid these criticisms are.

My friend this should have been the title . The "accused" makes a big difference.

 

[vinum coupe]

A fun thread ruined by sooks who are worried about the perception of their online character,
It's a new world.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

My friend this should have been the title . The "accused" makes a big difference.

You're the mod, change the title if you like. It would take all the humour out of the thread but lets just make lists of things.

 

[kanyewest]

Top thread. I've heard this one a couple of times...

20. Playing against 'weaker' teams in Grand Finals.

- People still think 2007 was a soft flag because it was against Port Adelaide. And 2009 was against St Kilda, who are incapable of breaking their hoodoo. Therefore, our two flags don't really count for much, because we haven't beaten a 'strong' side.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

Top thread. I've heard this one a couple of times...

20. Playing against 'weaker' teams in Grand Finals.

- People still think 2007 was a soft flag because it was against Port Adelaide. And 2009 was against St Kilda, who are incapable of breaking their hoodoo. Therefore, our two flags don't really count for much, because we haven't beaten a 'strong' side.

Of course, playing shit teams in grand finals.

Also,

Not losing close games.

 

[bobbycatsfanme]

Cats 2011 premiership will count for nothing because somehow excuses will be made for Collingwood

Damn! I hate them

 

[Rooke takes King]

18. Max Rooke

/thread

 

[bobbycatsfanme]

A fun thread ruined by sooks who are worried about the perception of their online character,
It's a new world.

same bloke who puts people on ignore because they never rated the Geelong football club from the beginning of the 2007 season
Ahhh' your Maggies are still in invincible shape you'd still believe