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Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4
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Doctor Feel
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So...Roo appears here yet again.
First, dittmar says: "Port have overtaken the crows for memberships in SA."
Roo: "Get your facts straight. Adelaide have more 11 game members and our revenue is much higher, thats all that matters."
He got so ****ing salty. Even saying "good, now we don't need to prop you up anymore."
Then....
A caller rang and informed them that the SMA was trying to shut down the game day village because the booze is cheaper and it's hurting their revenue.
Roo: "...whats the game day village? Why would the SMA shut down something they make money from?"
Caller: "um...it's not owned by the SMA."
Roo: "oh."
HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE GDV EXISTED!
First, dittmar says: "Port have overtaken the crows for memberships in SA."
Roo: "Get your facts straight. Adelaide have more 11 game members and our revenue is much higher, thats all that matters."
He got so ****ing salty. Even saying "good, now we don't need to prop you up anymore."
Then....
A caller rang and informed them that the SMA was trying to shut down the game day village because the booze is cheaper and it's hurting their revenue.
Roo: "...whats the game day village? Why would the SMA shut down something they make money from?"
Caller: "um...it's not owned by the SMA."
Roo: "oh."
HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE GDV EXISTED!
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Has Kochie tweeted Ricciuto or MMM and told him to pull his fat head in, worry about flogging Victory carports and hanging onto Tom Lynch and stop commenting on Port Adelaide?
Doctor Feel
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Didn't even know what the GDV was hahaha, what an incompetent oaf.
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subtle ...
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I'm sure I don't know what you're getting at ...
Probably doesn't even know who Tom Lynch is, he's too busy worried about Dangerfield & a once in a generation player like Chad he could only dream of having play down at the Camry Corp.
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Fishing ....
Although my info from 2 sources including one first hand, involved a future demonic leader.
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Don't be so hard on Roo. He has had to endure a very tragic event recently.
I hope Sam Siggins is aware of the grief he has caused.
I hope Sam Siggins is aware of the grief he has caused.
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If the SA media had any brains it would start employing more Port people as opposed to all the Crows ambassadors. They are living in the past and if they want to grow their listenership they are currently barking up the wrong tree by allowing the Crows to piss all over them like it's their territory and theirs alone.I reckon if you listen to MMM you get what you deserve
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Brickbats to our own club website for a featured article saying 'Jars set to quit'. Really guys? In my head I went "Whaaaaaat! What happened Impey? Stay, please stay."
Turns out it is some radio guy I've never heard of. At least one thumb down from me Port website guys.
Turns out it is some radio guy I've never heard of. At least one thumb down from me Port website guys.
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But then again I guess our younger demographic obtains its info via alternative routes rather than last century radio stations such as AA and MMM.
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I imagine that the idea was to make you think it was Andrew Jarman.
Does anyone seriously refer to Jarman Impey as "Jars" given the connection of that nickname to that buffoon?
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I am not that young and I haven't listened to 5AA or MMM (football programs) in years or read the advertiser. With the variety of media channels available why would Port supporters put up with the Crows-centric SA media? Really, just let it go, change stations, get your news elsewhere. That's the only way we can drive change, by ignoring them until it is too costly for them to ignore us.
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Yeah, Buzzfeedesque nonsense. We're better than that.
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Man, that's perfect. "Oaf" is precisely the word for him.
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Andrew Jarman wouldn't quit over a bet, he's not a man of his word. Years ago he said he would wear his speedos in Rundle mall at 7 in the morning at a bitterly cold time of year if the cows lost a certain game, which they did. He turned up wearing some kind of huge plastic ball that made him look like a sumo wrestler and kept him toasty warm with his speedos over them. And we remember his comments about pregnant women, the man's a moron.
You mean the fans bar right?
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That wasn't a sumo suit, that was Andrew Jarman.
That wasn't a sumo suit, that was Andrew Jarman.
Are you sure it wasn't Darren Jarman!
Can't wait for stupid's tears this afternoon on 5cc regarding the memberships.
it'll be good listening to!
It'll be terrible listening.
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