Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Enviable Tradition]

LOL - Basketballer the Tingles are chasing is noted at 191cm tall - Hardly a backup ruckman for Soorce

So basically another Henderson for the Crows then

 

[mic59]

I was listening to the pre game for the crows game on Saturday driving back from the country. He spent the entire pre-game saying the same, basically got accused of being on drugs by his co-hosts (Wildy/Bickley) for his stupidity.

Rowe should take some of those illegal "learning drugs" that Arnold Rimmer took on "Red Dwarf".

 

[PhoenixPower]

PhoenixPower saw it live.

Jocks may have been creamed.

True story - did indeed

 

[OneGreatClub]

Alluding to the fact he may leave, not this year, but in the future.

he had 'mail' on this?

 

[Byrons Firen]

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/bl...on-womens-afl-are-hackneyed-and-disheartening

Wrinkles obvious despite himself. Go back to the 1950's where you belong.
If your suffering relevance deprivation get over it,ride off into the sunset and take that dried chamois face with you
in case your wondering you won't be missed

 

[JimmyWhitesmith]

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/bl...on-womens-afl-are-hackneyed-and-disheartening

Wrinkles obvious despite himself. Go back to the 1950's where you belong.
If your suffering relevance deprivation get over it,ride off into the sunset and take that dried chamois face with you
in case your wondering you won't be missed

and Dave Granger says to me ...
"I hear you've been a naughty boy Cornsey" and then he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out, and I said "My name's not Cornes !" and then he loses his bloody temper, and nails my head to the goal post.....

Miss the old days when there was someone to keep "Train Tracks" in his place..

 

[Amstaff]

I've heard that he's quite good friends with Charlie...

Funny that, I happen to know someone who is originally from Waikerie... He likes Charles alright.

All those "boys fishing trips" up the river.

Loves it.

 

[wannabejack]

Rowe should take some of those illegal "learning drugs" that Arnold Rimmer took on "Red Dwarf".

Rowe IS the Arnold Rimmer of the football world

 

[_VXV]

Rowe IS the Rimmer of the football world

Ftfy

 

[actiongreggars]

http://www.news.com.au/national/sou...ar-at-unley-oval/story-fnii5yv4-1227493046563

Saw Article in Local Messenger titled "Raising the bar".

Tingle and SANFL lovers love to bag Port financial woes, yet Sturt want to upgrade unley oval to the tune of 8 million dollars, part funded by the SANFL. The SANFL is dying as a comp that people actually go to yet the SANFL would pump this sort of money into it. Personally I am sick of the money I invest in port through membership and pay TV subsidising clubs like Sturt, North, Glenelg etc. I say no AFL money in the SANFL.

 

[Portmanteau]

LOL - Basketballer the Tingles are chasing is noted at 191cm tall - Hardly a backup ruckman for Soorce

Not all ex-basketball players are ruckmen - Pendlebury, Roughead, Wingard. This guy played state underage footy for Tasmania, so doubtful he's a complete mug. Been out of the system for at least 4/5 years though.

 

[tribey]

Not all ex-basketball players are ruckmen - Pendlebury, Roughead, Wingard. This guy played state underage footy for Tasmania, so doubtful he's a complete mug. Been out of the system for at least 4/5 years though.

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/when-came-calling-scott-pendlebury/story-e6frf9jf-1226145977257

Pretty amazing to go from WTF IS THIS to a Norm Smith Medal in 5 years.

 

[spookism]

Rowe IS the Arnold Rimmer of the football world

 

[Sheeds]

Rowe " 5 seconds of summer playing at the Grand Final, that's not right, no one has heard of them"
Bickley " Well they are popular Stephen"
Rowe " Most the people are over 50 who go to the GF. What about a Neil Diamond?"
Bickley " Well 5 seconds of summer are an Australian band who are popular and they have a number 1 record in America. How many other Australian bands have achieved that?"
Rowe " Queen"
Bickley couldn't believe it haha.

 

[Rexie J]

FFS you young cretins

I feel old enough now without you lot dribbling on with totally unintelligible hipster drivel

Wot's wrong with 'Cracklin' Rosie' anyway At least you can understand the words

 

[MrMeaner]

Rowe " 5 seconds of summer playing at the Grand Final, that's not right, no one has heard of them"
Bickley " Well they are popular Stephen"
Rowe " Most the people are over 50 who go to the GF. What about a Neil Diamond?"
Bickley " Well 5 seconds of summer are an Australian band who are popular and they have a number 1 record in America. How many other Australian bands have achieved that?"
Rowe " Queen"
Bickley couldn't believe it haha.

MasterMeaner loves Neil Diamond. It is childcare's fault, not mine. This is also his musical rebellion against his father. He's getting in early.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I have no idea who five seconds of summer are and i'm 25. If they are some shitty boy band or screwy hipsters, i'll snap.

 

[Papa G]

They are a boy band that play their own instruments, but basically still constructed to make teenage girls moist in the panties.

 

[Qwerty71]

Rowe " Most the people are over 50 who go to the GF. What about a Neil Diamond?"

I think Rowe got a bit mixed up. He's so use to taking about a crows match, hence the over 50ties reference....

 

[charcolechaddy]

I'm not going , I hope vannila ice plays with gg Allen's brother.

 

[Dylan8]

I have no idea who five seconds of summer are and i'm 25. If they are some shitty boy band or screwy hipsters, i'll snap.

Yeah, snap. Usually grand final entertainment is so awesome and important.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Yeah, snap. Usually grand final entertainment is so awesome and important.

Snap would be great!

 

[SilenceOz]

I have no idea who five seconds of summer are and i'm 25. If they are some shitty boy band or screwy hipsters, i'll snap.

Speaking as another 25 year old, the only song of theirs I know is "Amnesia"

Which is about a girl breaking up with him and screwing around with different guys and him crying and whinging about it for a full 5 minutes.

Which if Adelaide did make the GF would be a perfect metaphor for Dangerfield being the girl.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I have no idea who five seconds of summer are and i'm 25. If they are some shitty boy band or screwy hipsters, i'll snap.

Like I said, it's never too late.

 

[Rexie J]

I have no idea who five seconds of summer are and i'm 25. If they are some shitty boy band or screwy hipsters, i'll snap.

Good heavens, even I know they come from a school in western Sydney

Never sure if they make that claim as an apology or hope people feel sorry for them