Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 5

[Marsh1870]

But what about Ratkins new hairdo?

FTFY

 

[Portology]

You could even forgive someone like Bruce because he covers other sports, but football is all BT does.

does he even football?

 

[Portology]

See this sort of mediotry I actually don't mind - compared to the Fertilizer and all the other genuine idiots-who-don't-even-know-they're-idiots out there in SA media la-la land. At least here the bias is openly admitted, is laced with some humor, the occasional accidental insight and welcomes attention and ridicule via the comments.

http://indaily.com.au/sport/2017/04/24/touch-fumbles-nong-nang-ning/

 

[Marmozet]

But what about Riley Atkins new hairdo?

 

[Quadzilla]

Advertiser trolling us here ... #119

Three #Adelaide bikie associates charged over seizure of 119kg of #ice, worth $119m https://t.co/uEJ3HzFClo #newsADL #southaustralia https://t.co/PrBatZViaZ

 

[bomberclifford]

Advertiser trolling us here ... #119

Three #Adelaide bikie associates charged over seizure of 119kg of #ice, worth $119m https://t.co/uEJ3HzFClo #newsADL #southaustralia https://t.co/PrBatZViaZ

That's $1m per kg, or $1k per gram, or $100 per point.
SAPOL needs to update their pricing data.

 

[tribey]

Although to be fair, Troy Chaplin nearly won ours. That's how badly we were travelling at the time.

Teague makes Chaplin look like Scarlett.

As shit as we were and as dodgy as the 1-2-3-4 voting system was and as bizarre a choice he made in burning his bridges when he left, Chaplin was still a capable AFL player who wouldn't cause multiple double-takes if seen atop such a leaderboard.

 

[Fade to Gray]

Peter Badcoe Medal voting from Rucci. 1 vote Jamie Cripps???? WTF is up with that?

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[DaTBird187]

That's $1m per kg, or $1k per gram, or $100 per point.
SAPOL needs to update their pricing data.

Seriously. At those prices I'ma get me some Pseudo.

 

[tribey]

Peter Badcoe Medal voting from Rucci. 1 vote Jamie Cripps???? WTF is up with that?

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Patrick? He was easily Carlton's best player and had the ball on a string.

37 disposals, 7 clearances, 7 score involvements

That sympathy vote > Johncock's Showdown Medal.

 

[finbarr]

Patrick? He was easily Carlton's best player and had the ball on a string.

37 disposals, 7 clearances, 7 score involvements

That sympathy vote > Johncock's Showdown Medal.

That sympathy vote > Kane's 3 Brownlow votes in the first Adelaide Oval Showdown.

 

[Ando39]

Our Lady of Fatima

I remember being quite young at a Showdown in the late 90's and being quite amused at a group of Port supporters chanting "who ate all the pies?" at Jarman. The man in this picture looks like he has eaten all the Darren Jarman's.

 

[manureid]

If Cripps had not played.....oh lord what would the margin have been.

 

[Grave Danger]

Anzac Day-eve footy off menu as My Kitchen Rules

The AFL has no issue with the Seven Network demoting the Melbourne versus Richmond Anzac Day eve clash to 7mate in favour of ratings behemoth My Kitchen Rules, however the Demons are not totally satisfied with the decision.

Seven will broadcast Monday night's wannabe-blockbuster fixture on 7mate around Australia – including Melbourne, which is a rarity – because it's 7:25pm kick-off pits it against MKR's 7:30pm start. And despite the AFL wanting to make the Anzac Day-eve match a tradition, a league spokesperson said there was no problem with the game playing second fiddle to a cooking show on 7mate.

http://www.watoday.com.au/afl/anzac-dayeve-footy-off-menu-as-my-kitchen-rules-20170423-gvqpkk.html

 

[philreich]

If Cripps had not played.....oh lord what would the margin have been.

Or if we'd kicked 12:4 in the third quarter, instead of 6:10.

 

[PowerBaz]

The Duck still lives in Adelaide?

Nah sorry, meant he probably understands Port better etc... unlike the other VFL media....

 

[Pappagallo]

Anzac Day-eve footy off menu as My Kitchen Rules

The AFL has no issue with the Seven Network demoting the Melbourne versus Richmond Anzac Day eve clash to 7mate in favour of ratings behemoth My Kitchen Rules, however the Demons are not totally satisfied with the decision.

Seven will broadcast Monday night's wannabe-blockbuster fixture on 7mate around Australia – including Melbourne, which is a rarity – because it's 7:25pm kick-off pits it against MKR's 7:30pm start. And despite the AFL wanting to make the Anzac Day-eve match a tradition, a league spokesperson said there was no problem with the game playing second fiddle to a cooking show on 7mate.

http://www.watoday.com.au/afl/anzac-dayeve-footy-off-menu-as-my-kitchen-rules-20170423-gvqpkk.html

Lol how is this even a story?

 

[ZingerB]

BT is a polarising sort of guy.

I love so much of what he does and his passion for the contest.

Bbut then he lets himself down with lack of preparation and knowledge that "commentary 101" rules would have as a basis for their guidelines, or he makes a silly goofball comment that is out of place and disrespectful.

Plus live sport needs more F Bombs. I didn't hear BT's 2017 GF effort live, but I saw Quinten Lynch's as it happened in front of 2-3 million viewers and it was glorious.

 

[Grave Danger]

Lol how is this even a story?

Sheeple who don't know/understand that they could record or catch-up on one program or the other will have to choose between the footy and My Kitchen Melodrama - it's so unfair!

 

[Killer Power]

Scott's Cummings also player for Port you shit campaigners

 

[Killer Power]

Mick Molloy making fat joke toward Cummings a bit rich. At least Scotty is funny and can go on a diet

 

[Killer Power]

Latest homebrew saison has some kick to it. Shit posting.

 

[Full Credit]

Anzac Day-eve footy off menu as My Kitchen Rules

The AFL has no issue with the Seven Network demoting the Melbourne versus Richmond Anzac Day eve clash to 7mate in favour of ratings behemoth My Kitchen Rules, however the Demons are not totally satisfied with the decision.

Seven will broadcast Monday night's wannabe-blockbuster fixture on 7mate around Australia – including Melbourne, which is a rarity – because it's 7:25pm kick-off pits it against MKR's 7:30pm start. And despite the AFL wanting to make the Anzac Day-eve match a tradition, a league spokesperson said there was no problem with the game playing second fiddle to a cooking show on 7mate.

http://www.watoday.com.au/afl/anzac-dayeve-footy-off-menu-as-my-kitchen-rules-20170423-gvqpkk.html

Who cares, long as the game is live on fta what is the issue? Could've been shown on Channel 44 right after get dirty with milton for all I or probably the average viewer cares.

 

[mic59]

Anzac Day-eve footy off menu as My Kitchen Rules

The AFL has no issue with the Seven Network demoting the Melbourne versus Richmond Anzac Day eve clash to 7mate in favour of ratings behemoth My Kitchen Rules, however the Demons are not totally satisfied with the decision.

Seven will broadcast Monday night's wannabe-blockbuster fixture on 7mate around Australia – including Melbourne, which is a rarity – because it's 7:25pm kick-off pits it against MKR's 7:30pm start. And despite the AFL wanting to make the Anzac Day-eve match a tradition, a league spokesperson said there was no problem with the game playing second fiddle to a cooking show on 7mate.

http://www.watoday.com.au/afl/anzac-dayeve-footy-off-menu-as-my-kitchen-rules-20170423-gvqpkk.html

I prefer The Hairy Bikers to Dallas in a kitchen. Actual food you can eat that doesn't just look like it'd be better hung in the Louvre.

 

[SgtSchulz]

This thread is about "The media"...but what about prepubescent teenagers from Geelong (Gysenn)?

What a flog and a half.

How about that Gary Ablett Sr. bloke. I wonder if he ever protected women from men abusing substances.