Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 5

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Go on Greg hit it again, I thought I saw it move. :p

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Denham tracing the well worn path to relevance.

Step 1) Start out as a fresh eyed journo whippersnapper with good ideals and strong integrity thinking you'll "make a difference".
Step 2) Realise after 10-15 years you're still a nobody.
Step 3) Throw stones at as many things as possible. "anonymous sources" and "it is understood" are shortkeyed on your keyboard. Congratulations, you are now "hard hitting" and are now known to many many people, albeit as a flog.
Step 4) Temper this notoriety with a few puff pieces and guest slots on *your local foxfooty AFL program*. Although still nobody likes you, your career is taking off.
Step 5) Become Damian Barrett / Hutchy

By his pickled appearance it took Durrham 20years longer to realise this than everyone else.
 

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Don't wanna be the bad boys of rock
Don't want my morality to cause anyone shock
I just want a leitmotif that can float
Don't want Guns 'n' Roses, I just wanna boat.
i know what i'm voting for in the SSM survey
 
We've reached peak pissant

The federal government must have wondered why they didn't just arrange for a crows premiership rather than a stimulus package.
 
Buoyed by the Crows prelim win, today I rode the wave of optimism to splurge on the Star Wars Legacy Pack with the 40th Anniversary Darth Vader action figure and now I feel a little bit grubby for helping make SA Great again...

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Similarly I shall be heading to the garden centre in the next week and splurging on a heap of gardeny shit to give me something to do next Saturday afternoon
 
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