Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[nahnah]

I just think it is hilarious that they thought they were better than us. They werent even trolling they were being serious. Throw out 2 years of elite form because of a random hot month for them mixed in with going through the motions for us

 

[jimmy35]

Yes delusion is a dish best served strongly apparently.

 

[thebaldfacts]

I just think it is hilarious that they thought they were better than us. They werent even trolling they were being serious. Throw out 2 years of elite form because of a random hot month for them mixed in with going through the motions for us

That has been their problem for over 20 years, they actually believe that their list is much better than what they think it is. Had a good run this year, but let's see if they can back it up next year???

 

[jimmy35]

That has been their problem for over 20 years, they actually believe that their list is much better than what they think it is. Had a good run this year, but let's see if they can back it up next year???

They had a good six weeks. Mid season they wanted to burn the place down and tar and feather crazy Vossy. They’ve been soft bellied rollovers for most the League for over a decade. A laughing stock.
They think defence keeps their supporters in the ground, their captain has to live down his short steps in the prelim when it counted and their leading goal kicker only works up until August. Filthy rabble.

 

[Greenaicos]

* their game day thread it a crackup. More salt in there than the Dead Sea. Awesome reading on a premiership morning.

Got suspended for one day after replying on Carlton board to below:

“They’ve just won 3 finals by a combined total of 9 points, certainlyvery beatable”

Just pointed out that 7+1+4 actually equals 12. Calling him a peanut probably didn’t help though.

 

[stormskye]

Got suspended for one day after replying on Carlton board to below:

“They’ve just won 3 finals by a combined total of 9 points, certainlyvery beatable”

Just pointed out that 7+1+4 actually equals 12. Calling him a peanut probably didn’t help though.

I was tempted to remind them how much they won their finals by…

 

[Fadge]

I think they realised what it takes to win a GF means they are nowhere near it, and probably won’t even make finals in 2024.

I agree.

They had a charmed run in the back half of the season, were a bee's dick from finishing 11th or 12th, kissed on the proverbial in their two finals wins.

They'll therefore think they're not too far away, extend Voss's contract, and finish mid table next year.

 

[NMBB]

Got suspended for one day after replying on Carlton board to below:“ They’ve just won 3 finals by a combined total of 9 points, certainlyvery beatable”
Just pointed out that 7+1+4 actually equals 12. Calling him a peanut probably didn’t help though.

They've often had problems with simple arithmetic over Carlton way - supporters, the Board etc

 

[Fadge]

Their drought continues and the 'Blueshakes' have been born.

Make sure you remind them it's now a 29% probability that their current premiership drought extends to 50 years...

 

[Horaceg]

Always love it after a cr@ppy day this thread pops up and makes it just a little better.

 

[Chameleon75]

They've often had problems with simple arithmetic over Carlton way - supporters, the Board etc

the only club to be done for match fixing as well

 

[Kes1984]

Got suspended for one day after replying on Carlton board to below:

“They’ve just won 3 finals by a combined total of 9 points, certainlyvery beatable”

Just pointed out that 7+1+4 actually equals 12. Calling him a peanut probably didn’t help though.

Also so what. Can win all three finals by 3 points combined. Still win a flag!

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

I just think it is hilarious that they thought they were better than us. They werent even trolling they were being serious. Throw out 2 years of elite form because of a random hot month for them mixed in with going through the motions for us

God bless their delusional souls

 

[MooreTreloar]

Dad must have been so fearful at this stage of Nick’s development.

But being an outstanding father, he ignored the pathological childish behaviours and calmly guided the toddler to the light and righteous.

In all honesty he deserves an OAM or knighthood or something along those lines.

 

[MooreTreloar]

I was tempted to remind them how much they won their finals by…

Does it go into minus when you factor in the loss to Brisbane for them?

 

[gouki88]

I just think it is hilarious that they thought they were better than us. They werent even trolling they were being serious. Throw out 2 years of elite form because of a random hot month for them mixed in with going through the motions for us

It's brilliant. We saw the difference v Brisbane. In the PF 2nd quarter, Brisbane totally turned the game to their advantage. Against us, they hit us with the same haymaker - we just countered.

 

[Pistol Night]

Got suspended for one day after replying on Carlton board to below:

“They’ve just won 3 finals by a combined total of 9 points, certainlyvery beatable”

Just pointed out that 7+1+4 actually equals 12. Calling him a peanut probably didn’t help though.

No it wasn't appropriate.


Dickhead or Moron would be more apt for future reference

 

[Pistol Night]

That has been their problem for over 20 years, they actually believe that their list is much better than what they think it is. Had a good run this year, but let's see if they can back it up next year???

Someone might need to remind "King" Pfft Charlie that winning the Coleman doesnt mean the season is finished

 

[Chameleon75]

Dad must have been so fearful at this stage of Nick’s development.

But being an outstanding father, he ignored the pathological childish behaviours and calmly guided the toddler to the light and righteous.

everyone has a rebellious stage, nicks was a bit earlier than most.

But I lay the blame at silvagni, having already stolen a collingwood girl he had the gall to come after collingwood royalty

 

[Chameleon75]

Someone might need to remind "King" Pfft Charlie that winning the Coleman doesnt mean the season is finished

nah I’m happy with him clocking off in august

 

[Woody15]

Lol.

 

[Greenaicos]

No it wasn't appropriate.


Dickhead or Moron would be more apt for future reference

I questioned the moderator as to why I was suspended. Response was:

“Could have been longer.

You don't come onto an opposition Board and abuse a poster by calling them peanut!”

 

[Pistol Night]

I questioned the moderator as to why I was suspended. Response was:

“Could have been longer.

You don't come onto an opposition Board and abuse a poster by calling them peanut!”

The Carlton flogs are notoriously over sensitive

 

[jmac70]

The Carlton flogs are notoriously over sensitive

It’s the jumper, song, players, coaches and everything else.

 

[Greenaicos]

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That has been their problem for over 20 years, they actually believe that their list is much better than what they think it is. Had a good run this year, but let's see if they can back it up next year???

Spot on, been saying this for years, they’re delusional.