Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[Pistol Night]

Haha, yes, it was fun stirring the pot over there, dressed up as genuine concern for their well-being.

A like to you too for the excellent use of “shitfulness” in describing their plight. The perfect choice!


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I love a good disingenuous Carlton advice session. Bonus points when were top of the ladder and can really lay on the smugness.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Carlton big men are sooooo scary

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton big men are sooooo scary

Weitering is like a less scary Ross from Friends

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Weitering is like a less scary Ross from Friends

Even dopier. Who thought that could be possible?

 

[eyeroller]

Carlton big men are sooooo scary

I laughed out loud in real time when this happened

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

I laughed out loud in real time when this happened

It really shows where they are as a club if they think that's intimidating

 

[Fat Jesus]

Carlton big men are sooooo scary

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE MAN IN THE FIGHT, IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE MAN THAT MATTERS.

 

[jmac70]

Is there anyone who believes Voss will coach Carlton next year?

 

[gerryg400]

Pretty sure Carlton were in first position after the first round or two earlier this year.
Someone here must remember?

They drew in the first round so weren’t top. They got to 2nd behind StK in round 4 but hilariously have only won one game since then.

 

[Pistol Night]

Is there anyone who believes Voss will coach Carlton next year?

Vossy‘s nanna?

 

[Pistol Night]

I laughed out loud in real time when this happened

If Kozzie is anything like his uncle he’d beat the crap out of old Weiters

 

[jmac70]

Vossy‘s nanna?

Luke Sayers also believes it, although he himself is also unlikely to be around next year.

 

[Pistol Night]

Luke Sayers also believes it, although he himself is also unlikely to be around next year.

Both are live chances to be gone by years end I’d imagine

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Is there anyone who believes Voss will coach Carlton next year?

Knowing Carlton, I just can't imagine they could possibly keep a coach for his entire contract. It's unheard of isn't it?

 

[jmac70]

Knowing Carlton, I just can't imagine they could possibly keep a coach for his entire contract. It's unheard of isn't it?

Carlton have sacked 7, soon to be 8, coaches since Parkin retired at the end of 2000.

In the same period, we have had 3 coaches.

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton have sacked 7, soon to be 8, coaches since Parkin retired at the end of 2000.

In the same period, we have had 3 coaches.

I’m guessing by the time Fly finishes with us a long time from now they’ll be up to 15 or so

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Their first game this year was a draw. So technically they were equal first at the beginning of that round, but not by the end of it.

Top of the ladder by alphabetical order.

 

[LuckyLee]

I love a good disingenuous Carlton advice session. Bonus points when were top of the ladder and can really lay on the smugness.

The really weird thing is how many of them seem to really admire us and hold us up as an example of something that they should be aiming for. To be honest, I find it quite disconcerting. Like the Twilight Zone or some strange parallel universe.

Never would have happened back in the good old days of mutual loathing!


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[ElliottsMaggies]

Carlton have sacked 7, soon to be 8, coaches since Parkin retired at the end of 2000.

In the same period, we have had 3 coaches.

Yes I know, it's hilarious. The amount of coaches we've had over a hundred years would be less than what they've had in a couple of decades, maybe one decade

 

[Chameleon75]

Is there anyone who believes Voss will coach Carlton next year?

can’t imagine they’d be to many lining up to replace him, they might be stuck with him. They might need to bring in some more assistants and go the weekend at burnies route.

 

[swoop42]

Let me guess.

The source of Sam McClure is his father. LOL.

Honestly, should it surprise that a board full of navy blue bloods are just as big a rabble as the Victorian Liberal Party?

Christ, at this rate I'm not discounting Moira Deeming as the next coach of Carlton.

 

[Doc1763]

Let me guess.

The source of Sam McClure is his father. LOL.

Honestly, should it surprise that a board full of navy blue bloods are just as big a rabble as the Victorian Liberal Party?

Christ, at this rate I'm not discounting Moira Deeming as the next coach of Carlton.

Careful, she may sue you for that.

 

[Kreme Pie]

This Sunday a big game for the B’losers. They will be naturally psyching themselves up to battle the other arch enemy in the bombers. They’ll fancy themselves no doubt.

This one will cut them extra deep if they can’t get the 4 points.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Is there anyone who believes Voss will coach Carlton next year?

It'll most likely depend on how they finish the year

If they finish the year stringing together a few wins and finish in the 9-12 range they'll probably keep him

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Let me guess.

The source of Sam McClure is his father. LOL.

Honestly, should it surprise that a board full of navy blue bloods are just as big a rabble as the Victorian Liberal Party?

Christ, at this rate I'm not discounting Moira Deeming as the next coach of Carlton.

His father?