Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

[edgie]

Pretty good aside from Harry Potter demanding to see everyone's genitals before he'll let them into the girls bathroom.

What if they took polyjuice?

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[edgie]

Anyone here funding the Russian war effort by playing Atomic Heart, if so is it any good?

Anyone here doing this and Harry Potter together? Although transphobia probably falls under Russian war effort anyway.

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[Doctor Feel]

I bought a bean coffee machine and i dont really know why but **** pod coffee.

 

[Dylan8]

I bought a bean coffee machine and i dont really know why but * pod coffee.

What model is it

 

[Doctor Feel]

What model is it

Something called a DeLonghi Primadonna. I'm calling it the maradona.

Didn't really care for the manual ones with all the micro adjustments as i'm not a ****ing barista.

Might get some of that acclaimed animal poo coffee, might be like having Hinkley on tap.

 

[Dylan8]

Something called a DeLonghi Primadonna. I'm calling it the maradona.

Didn't really care for the manual ones with all the micro adjustments as i'm not a ******* barista.

Might get some of that acclaimed animal poo coffee, might be like having Hinkley on tap.

Looks expensive. I think anything automatic is gonna be overpriced, at a certain point if you're spending that much money you're going to want to be able to work out how to pull a good espresso and use a steam wand or else why not just walk (or drive, if you haven't embraced the 15 minute city Conspiracy) to a cafe and spend the 4 bucks.

I think if I had a ****ing lot of money I'd get one of the at home models from La Marzocco. Best in the game, their industrial machines are far and away the best I've worked with and are built to take a beating. Plus home models are so cute.

I did have a 1000$ Breville back home with a grinder, grouphead/portafilter and a steam wand and it's been hard to regress to a kettle and Nescafe since.

Also animal poo stuff is bad. I took home a bag from Vietnam and it almost ****ed up my grinder.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Looks expensive. I think anything automatic is gonna be overpriced, at a certain point if you're spending that much money you're going to want to be able to work out how to pull a good espresso and use a steam wand or else why not just walk (or drive, if you haven't embraced the 15 minute city Conspiracy) to a cafe and spend the 4 bucks.

I think if I had a ******* lot of money I'd get one of the at home models from La Marzocco. Best in the game, their industrial machines are far and away the best I've worked with and are built to take a beating. Plus home models are so cute.

I did have a 1000$ Breville back home with a grinder, grouphead/portafilter and a steam wand and it's been hard to regress to a kettle and Nescafe since.

Also animal poo stuff is bad. I took home a bag from Vietnam and it almost ****ed up my grinder.

I've got a mate coming over from vietnam to stay for two weeks, i'll make sure to tell him not to bring any coffee.

 

[Dylan8]

I've got a mate coming over from vietnam to stay for two weeks, i'll make sure to tell him not to bring any coffee.

fwiw Vietnamese style coffee with condensed milk is lovely

 

[Doctor Feel]

fwiw Vietnamese style coffee with condensed milk is lovely

I'm a big fan of the tea bag coffee actually. He brings some every time he visits.

 

[JimmyBC]

I've changed my tune on pod coffee a bit I mean yea it's not the real deal, but it sure as shit beats a kettle and nescafe if people can't afford much.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Also animal poo stuff is bad. I took home a bag from Vietnam and it almost ****ed up my grinder.

I feel that you're wiser than this but I can't get the image of bean-loaded faeces being jammed into a grinder out of my mind.

 

[Dylan8]

I feel that you're wiser than this but I can't get the image of bean-loaded faeces being jammed into a grinder out of my mind.

They're just coffee beans that have been shat out by a weasel

I was probably just sold a really bad bag of coffee beans by a tourist trap

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

They're just coffee beans that have been shat out by a weasel

I was probably just sold a really bad bag of coffee beans by a tourist trap

TIL the "civet cat" is not actually a cat

 

[Doctor Feel]

Just had my first coffee from it using Mahalia blend 3 coffee beans. Evidently some place in Robe.

Gotta say, it was ****ing spot on. Already forgetting the price of the damn thing.

 

[Pappagallo]

fwiw Vietnamese style coffee with condensed milk is lovely

The iced coffee is absolutely delicious too. Last time I had one was at a Vietnamese restaurant on Victoria Street and walking home I saw a topless chick throw a brick at a moving car. I assume drugs were involved.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I just went to login to my netbank, and I typed it "neetbank" then I thought, why don't we rebrand Centrelink to "neetbank"?

 

[Dylan8]

The iced coffee is absolutely delicious too. Last time I had one was at a Vietnamese restaurant on Victoria Street and walking home I saw a topless chick throw a brick at a moving car. I assume drugs were involved.

Thanks, Ho Chi Minh!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Thanks, Ho Chi Minh!

Bring back Saigon

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[GoPorts]

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[sobrave]

Just had my first coffee from it using Mahalia blend 3 coffee beans. Evidently some place in Robe.

Gotta say, it was ******* spot on. Already forgetting the price of the damn thing.

When i've got Mahalia in Robe it's been about the best coffee I've ever tasted. I assume cos it's so fresh since they roast it there.

Still order bags of beans from time to time and it's good, but doesn't live up to the the takeaway coffees in robe

 

[sobrave]

I bought a bean coffee machine and i dont really know why but * pod coffee.

i'll probably change my tune come winter, but iced lattes are where it's at. small glass, chuck the coffee in, heaps of ice, then add a bit of your milk of choice.

gradually over the course of my life i've wanted coffees tasting stronger and stronger. can't stand getting a coffee that tastes like warm milk. probably be on the espressos permanently soon.

 

[Cuzz09]

Huh? I'm heading to Robe next month for 4 days to chill out.

What coffee places should we visit?

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[sobrave]

Huh? I'm heading to Robe next month for 4 days to chill out.

What coffee places should we visit?

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just go directly to the source:

Mahalia Coffee Roastery (Robe): All You Need to Know

it's been a while since i was there, but my missus who was about 27 at the time had never been a coffee drinker in her life. mine smelled so good she ended up getting one and basically converted from tea to coffee on the spot

 

[NoddyHolder]

I've changed my tune on pod coffee a bit I mean yea it's not the real deal, but it sure as s**t beats a kettle and nescafe if people can't afford much.

Get one of these. Almost as easy as instant and makes a better coffee than a plunger - far superior to pod coffee.

AeroPress Australia - The Official Australian Site

AeroPress, the ultimate coffee maker for Australians who crave a smooth, robust coffee. Compact and travel-friendly, it's perfect for brewing top-notch coffee whether you're at home, at work, or exploring the great outdoors. Your brewing adventure starts here.

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