Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[sr36]

what rock are you living under? The whole team is having babies and threatening to do that woke gen z fatherhood thing.

Again? I thought they already had kids?

 

[sr36]

I lied. I just wanted to see what would come out of the woodwork. I'm at Victor Habour Caravan Park until Wednesday. Menigie after that, private address but can meet in any public place you want. Come on squib, front up!

VP, ffs do something about Darcy and the hair. This business with him and that other hairdo at the Brownlow is embarassing.

I tend to be guided in my decisions by WWMD? What would Markfs do? Admittedly I don't understand most of his teachings, but as he did teach us all about the importance of mongrel, I am a disciple. Mongrel is a philosophy that pretty much makes all other teachings irrelevant.

 

[Markfs]

i cannot tolerate darcy at the moment....and people might be thinking that i'm joking here. He fronted the media with the daicoses and after one sentence, I quit the browser. He is starting to remind me of scott morrison...

And he is not the same player that he was earlier in the year. I dont know if he is injured but he has none of the confidence on field that he had....and like a true politician, he seems to be more comfortable about talking about the things that he is going to do, than actually doing them....I call it the grundee disease and spots are starting to appear....

 

[Markfs]

I tend to be guided in my decisions by WWMD? What would Markfs do? Admittedly I don't understand most of his teachings, but as he did teach us all about the importance of mongrel, I am a disciple. Mongrel is a philosophy that pretty much makes all other teachings irrelevant.

Mongrel overcomes.... it overcomes squibs....it overcomes thinking...it overcomes indecision....if a player has mongrel next week, good things will result.

There will be a time when something has to be done to stop a brisbane player...by any means...it has to be done...."by any means possible"

 

[Markfs]

And one more thing...

The parallels with the grand final 20 years ago are uncanny.....just as it did then, brisbane has a lot more talent than the pies. To win this, we are going to have to fight for every centimetre. We might need to tackle a few players and drive their heads into the ground....If the difference between winning and losing, so be it...

 

[Sea fog]

i cannot tolerate darcy at the moment....and people might be thinking that i'm joking here. He fronted the media with the daicoses and after one sentence, I quit the browser. He is starting to remind me of scott morrison...

And he is not the same player that he was earlier in the year. I dont know if he is injured but he has none of the confidence on field that he had....and like a true politician, he seems to be more comfortable about talking about the things that he is going to do, than actually doing them....I call it the grundee disease and spots are starting to appear....

He seems crazy about being in front of a microphone. But Mark surely he and his partner's hair is whippable. If he spent more time on footy related stuff than putting awful color into his hair, he would be so much better. Vicky Pk could write a critique up on this. Whipping and snipping required here.

 

[Sea fog]

With gf parallels, I was hoping Bont would win Charlie with Nick 2nd and then it would parallel Libba sen and Wrighty in 90.

 

[Markfs]

He seems crazy about being in front of a microphone. But Mark surely he and his partner's hair is whippable. If he spent more time on footy related stuff than putting awful color into his hair, he would be so much better. Vicky Pk could write a critique up on this. Whipping and snipping required here.

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I would have preferred if he took his mother.....there is an "unreality" about this whole scene.

 

[Horaceg]

I would have preferred if he took his mother.....there is an "unreality" about this whole scene.

Maybe he could change his name to Ken

 

[sr36]

He seems crazy about being in front of a microphone. But Mark surely he and his partner's hair is whippable. If he spent more time on footy related stuff than putting awful color into his hair, he would be so much better. Vicky Pk could write a critique up on this. Whipping and snipping required here.

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The hair and the talking are a disgrace. He's a full back FFS. Micky Martin didn't even know how to talk and he won flags

 

[Markfs]

Maybe he could change his name to Ken

The hair and the talking are a disgrace. He's a full back FFS. Micky Martin didn't even know how to talk and he won flags

I know you guys want to lighten the mood going into the big game, but I just hope Captain Woke doesnt go all out and make a big annoucement this week before the game....

And I hope he keeps it together. He's been leaning on the Spudmeister in the second half of the season and its not sustainable. The cracks are showing....the whole thing is about to fall in

 

[Markfs]

The irony of this is startling. Caroline Wilson is always looking for opportunities to disstablise things at clubs other than richmond. The fact that she terms herself a journalist should be the subject of a court action by people who really are. Having said that, the path the Grundee has taken is illuminating when we consider the current situation of captain woke and the actions of her father previously.

If anyone actually watched the game last weekend, it was jack crisp

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Jack Crisp

Age

31

Ht

190cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.2

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.7

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

MG

307.6

4star

D

17.7

4star

K

10.7

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

3star

MG

307.6

4star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.0

5star

who actually showed captaincy traits in the third quarter. Obviously, I wouldnt propose a change before this weekend, but something over the next preseason might stem the bleeding.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/distasteful-new-details-emerge-in-grundy-trade-fiasco/news-story/f633851bb5704583c14d8ad805d00614

 

[Vicky Park]

All of you - just back off on Darcy’s hair.

Why do I have to explain the bleeding obvious? He has gone platinum blonde in order to blind his opponents and dazzle the umpires. It’s a deliberate strategy you dickheads. Just wait until the temperature hits 28 on Saturday. Darcy’s head will go off!

 

[sr36]

The irony of this is startling. Caroline Wilson is always looking for opportunities to disstablise things at clubs other than richmond. The fact that she terms herself a journalist should be the subject of a court action by people who really are. Having said that, the path the Grundee has taken is illuminating when we consider the current situation of captain woke and the actions of her father previously.

If anyone actually watched the game last weekend, it was jack crisp who actually showed captaincy traits in the third quarter. Obviously, I wouldnt propose a change before this weekend, but something over the next preseason might stem the bleeding.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/distasteful-new-details-emerge-in-grundy-trade-fiasco/news-story/f633851bb5704583c14d8ad805d00614

That's more like it. That's how coherent and logical a full back should be. Just random snipes to the back of the head to make them earn it. ****ing Caro and Grundy.

 

[Markfs]

Al of you - just back off on Darcy’s hair.

Why do I have to explain the bleeding obvious? He has gone platinum blonde in order to blind his opponents and dazzle the umpires. It’s a deliberate strategy you dickheads. Just wait until the temperature hits 28 on Saturday. Darcy’s head will go off!

So he hasn't been offered a part in the new marilyn monroe biopic?

 

[Chameleon75]

The hair and the talking are a disgrace. He's a full back FFS. Micky Martin didn't even know how to talk and he won flags

he had really poor vision too, every time he went for a spoil, he ended up punching the guy in the head

 

[Markfs]

We need to go the biff this weekend. We need to hold the arms when we tackle. We need a lot of intervention from the bears doctors

 

[Sea fog]

We need to go the biff this weekend. We need to hold the arms when we tackle. We need a lot of intervention from the bears doctors

After pinching Charlie, Neale's collarbone has to be put to the test early.

 

[sr36]

We need to go the biff this weekend. We need to hold the arms when we tackle. We need a lot of intervention from the bears doctors

Yep. We need the Bears Doctor to be so prominent that he/she gets votes in the Norm Smith.

 

[Markfs]

i was having my morning dump where I get my best ideas and I raise something that has been raised before.....the coach...and the history of our coaches.

I think back to Tommy. I loved Tommy. He was an outsider of course. The first one. He didnt win us a premiership.

ANd then to Leigh. He won one but then disintegrated the young list into nothing. Did he win it just to get the brisbane job?

And then to Mick from Richmond.....he won one in the end. Of course, he was never loyal to any team. Only to those who would employ him. He won one with his last gasp....trying to get an extension...

And now to the fly....and lepper.....and bolts....I dont even want to consider where the fly and leppa directs their loyalties...



we have been cut off at the pass.... deceived by the other clubs....it's happening again...

i need to dump..

 

[Vicky Park]

Yep. We need the Bears Doctor to be so prominent that he/she gets votes in the Norm Smith.

Put the umpires in charge of the Normy votes. Those guys could award 3 votes to anyone in the stadium. Like the Brownlow, they are not concerned with who’s actually playing let alone who’s best afield.

 

[sr36]

Put the umpires in charge of the Normy votes. Those guys could award 3 votes to anyone in the stadium. Like the Brownlow, they are not concerned with who’s actually playing let alone who’s best afield.

Or perhaps they were right and the fans have got it all wrong with their focus on stats and shit like that. It's all about mongrel. JHF was in ripping squirrel grip form in that match - deserved the 3.

 

[Anzacday]

you dickheads

The shackles are off!

 

[Vicky Park]

The shackles are off!

Quoted out of context AD

 

[Markfs]

Just when you think you have flushed the dunny.....and up pops pete frampton....could the pies really be considering putting this spud at centre half forward?...do we want the game over at quarter time?