Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 21

[RossFC]

View attachment 1362528

Did Ken buy a season ticket to get in to watch the game?

 

[davesnothere]

Did Ken buy a season ticket to get in to watch the game?

Port should send him an invoice.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The derby has always seemed several levels lower in terms of rivalry

That's because WA is a vision of an alternate universe where West Coast are the Crows and Freo are Southern Power.

You can't have an intense rivalry when both clubs are manufactured franchises but one club is so clearly superior to the other. The Washington Generals don't have a fierce rivalry with the Globetrotters.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Did someone photoshop ken hinkley's leg into this picture? What an unfortunate snap.

 

[Grave Danger]

That's because WA is a vision of an alternate universe where West Coast are the Crows and Freo are Southern Power.

You can't have an intense rivalry when both clubs are manufactured franchises but one club is so clearly superior to the other. The Washington Generals don't have a fierce rivalry with the Globetrotters.

If the Dockers had managed to win the first Durrby against all the odds it might've generated something genuine, but they lost the first nine of them, so nup.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I was seriously entertained watching Paddy Ryder in the Saints game against Richmond. He played alright, but it was watching him basically spectate after almost every first effort that was funny. He'd tap the ball and a pack would form and Paddy would just watch, looking for all the world like he was thinking Should I go in too? Nah there's enough guys there, it might come out anyway.

Or he would offer a lead, realise the ball wasn't coming and decide Nah it's too hard and just stroll back.

Even when the push and shove broke out he watched for a while then eventually strolled over and grabbed a Richmond player's jumper, probably told the guy You don't want to waste effort here.

At the three quarter time break he looked like he was falling asleep.

 

[bomberclifford]

Did someone photoshop ken hinkley's leg into this picture? What an unfortunate snap.

View attachment 1363332

Lower Limb Holocaust indeed.

 

[Quadzilla]

Sydney Swans ruckman Peter Ladhams

19

Peter Ladhams

Age

27

Ht

204cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.7

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.8

5star

CL

3.3

5star

HO

15.0

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

12.0

5star

CL

4.0

5star

HO

16.0

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

8.2

5star

CL

3.2

5star

HO

14.8

5star

is set to debut this weekend when the Swans face North Melbourne at the SCG.

Speaking to the media this morning, senior coach John Longmire confirmed fellow ruckman Tom Hickey

31

Tom Hickey

Age

33

Ht

202cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.9

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

19.1

5star

D

4.0

1star

K

1.5

1star

HB

2.5

2star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

7.0

5star

D

11.2

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

7.0

5star

CL

0.4

3star

HO

8.6

5star

is set to spend time on the sidelines after being ruled out for six weeks with a medial strain following the Round 3 clash with the Western Bulldogs.

 

[240volt]

Sydney Swans ruckman Peter Ladhams is set to debut this weekend when the Swans face North Melbourne at the SCG.

Speaking to the media this morning, senior coach John Longmire confirmed fellow ruckman Tom Hickey is set to spend time on the sidelines after being ruled out for six weeks with a medial strain following the Round 3 clash with the Western Bulldogs.

Longmire has no idea fancy playing a back up Ruckman in a real game.
Everyone knows once a ruck goes out that gives you a chance to play an extra small.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol

 

[Grave Danger]

lol

View attachment 1363521

haha - that's SANFLesque

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Was shocked by this, especially given 2016 CAS ruling.

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Will finish on 11 wins make the finals and loose the prelim

 

[Grave Danger]

Was shocked by this, especially given 2016 CAS ruling.

Haha - they beat Melb in R2 but then lost 17 straight, so I don't know if they've ever been 1 and 18 any other times.

 

[OneGreatClub]

The hero is due to return

 

[Buget]

Was shocked by this, especially given 2016 CAS ruling.

Don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The hero is due to return

Whatever one might think about Taylor Walker the person, in what way is deciding whether to drop Darcy Fogarty averaging 7 disposals and 0.66 goals a game for Walker a 'huge selection call'? It's the most obvious selection call in the history of selection calls.

 

[RossFC]

The hero is due to return

wtf was that face he made at 1:06? Was he about to sneeze?

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

They won’t play Tex in Melbourne for his comeback.

 

[It Just Is]

Ned Guy sacked for blatant incompetence managing Collingwood’s list lands on his feet with a cushy AFL house role.

So inbred.

 

[Grave Danger]

They won’t play Tex in Melbourne for his comeback.

So he'll line up against North Adelaide in the SANFL..?

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

So he'll line up against North Adelaide in the SANFL..?

Cripes

 

[240volt]

Cripes

Be even better if it was indigenous round.

 

[Del165198]

Whatever one might think about Taylor Walker the person, in what way is deciding whether to drop Darcy Fogarty averaging 7 disposals and 0.66 goals a game for Walker a 'huge selection call'? It's the most obvious selection call in the history of selection calls.

Hey that's the Don Bradman of goalkicking to you
- derwayne 2022

 

[Steve Dore]

They won’t play Tex in Melbourne for his comeback.

Agree, they'll want Tex's redemption game to be a home game so that the adoring fans can all get around him after he was unfairly accused of racism.