Opinion Sack Hinkley 7 - "Turn it around or watch out"

[Schulzenfest]

Announce a succession plan for 2024 and I'll put my autorenew back on the moment it's announced.

 

[Del165198]

Announce a succession plan for 2024 and I'll put my autorenew back on the moment it's announced.

Jeez our standards are low. Another wasted year.

I think we should avoid next year out of spite

 

[EskimoPAFC]

We’re appointing Joel Corey

Joel Corey

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22.4

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as our midfield coach and put out a release that Josh Carr

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12.2

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7.2

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5.0

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2.6

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0.8

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is returning to Adelaide for family reasons.
Looks like he’s all yours

Any smoke around Graham? Seems pretty obvious that we've been chasing him too for a couple of years now.

 

[Jason K]

Announce a succession plan for 2024 and I'll put my autorenew back on the moment it's announced.

I think I might need to see Koch and Richardson gone before I do that now. Maybe a couple weeks ago I would have been happy with a succession plan but it seem like the club is rotten to the core.

 

[dirty2]

Koch. Richo. Hinkley. Ransom. More? All need to go...

 

[allrighty]

Koch. Richo. Hinkley. Ransom. More? All need to go...

I’ve worked with Holly and she is as smart as but I never saw her as an AFL club director. This is one gig where you need intimate knowledge of the game


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[killtaker1993]

Slobbo was having a laugh on FiveAA with Rowe and Timmy G - 'You have to admire Ken Hinkley, he really is a man of his word. He is staying to fulfil his contract. You have to admire a man like that, they are very rare''

Yeah and I give my word that I will never have sex with Paige Spiranac, I am a man of my word

 

[Steve Dore]

Koch. Richo. Hinkley. Ransom. More? All need to go...

Cardone

 

[Duck Farmer]

Can we rename this thread to "Turn it around or assistants watch out"?

 

[TazD]

Slobbo was having a laugh on FiveAA with Rowe and Timmy G - 'You have to admire Ken Hinkley, he really is a man of his word. He is staying to fulfil his contract. You have to admire a man like that, they are very rare''

Yeah and I give my word that I will never have sex with Paige Spiranac, I am a man of my word

I admire you

 

[Del165198]

Slobbo was having a laugh on FiveAA with Rowe and Timmy G - 'You have to admire Ken Hinkley, he really is a man of his word. He is staying to fulfil his contract. You have to admire a man like that, they are very rare''

Yeah and I give my word that I will never have sex with Paige Spiranac, I am a man of my word

How lucky are we, the little battlers from Alberton, to be blessed with the presence of a Victorian god of masculinity and brilliant mind, Kenneth von Hinkley. So happy he's demeaned himself into staying in the shithole that it is port Adelaide, to fulfil his contract. Truly a man of honour

 

[bomberclifford]

she is as smart as

Glowing endorsement.

 

[tribey]

How lucky are we, the little battlers from Alberton, to be blessed with the presence of a Victorian god of masculinity and brilliant mind, Kenneth von Hinkley. So happy he's demeaned himself into staying in the shithole that it is port Adelaide, to fulfil his contract. Truly a man of honour

You could start a gaslighting course at Oxford with this example as the star.

Him doing us a favour by sticking around to collect another ~$700,000 in exchange for f%#k all.

 

[Loony Juice]

Bit off the pace here in Loony land. Been busy being a good citizen. Not as easy as it sounds. I'll catch up, eventually.

In the email from the club with the good news that Josh Carr

Josh Carr

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44

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179cm

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80kg

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Mid

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17.8

4star

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10.6

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7.2

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M

4.0

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T

3.3

5star

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2.0

4star

No current season stats available

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12.2

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7.2

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5.0

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2.6

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0.8

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is back

“Having reviewed the season in consultation with Ken and our coaches, it was determined that we needed to freshen up the roles within our coaching group, and Brett agreed after four years working at the club that this would be a good time for him to also pursue new opportunities,” Davies said.

Costanza can fuuck off too then, why would kenny donuts be allowed any say in a supposed 'review'

Maintain the rage everyone. Spread the word to one and all, do not renew memberships.

Another Loony Juice stuck record moment etc.

SACK HINKLEY
DROP DAVIES
REPLACE RICHO
CULL CARDONE
REMOVE RANSOM
AND KOCH HAS TO GO

 

[PA88]

Yep, all he needs is another modest season where we scrape into the 8 and another extension will be on the table.

We don't have a pass mark. No guarantee that a crappier year will oust him either. Get rid of Koch and there's hope of change.

 

[Del165198]

Lmao, we need to freshen up the coaching box. But not the rotting corpse embalmed with coke zero whose entering his second decade.. no no let's shuffle the deck chairs around him

 

[tribey]

“SCOTT OR ROT” t-shirt wearers feeling vindicated so far

 

[Football Smith]

Slobbo was having a laugh on FiveAA with Rowe and Timmy G - 'You have to admire Ken Hinkley, he really is a man of his word. He is staying to fulfil his contract. You have to admire a man like that, they are very rare''

Yeah and I give my word that I will never have sex with Paige Spiranac, I am a man of my word

Listening to Slobbo and Rowe waffling on about how great Ken is tonight was ****ing nauseating. Timmy G just sits there and doesn't even chime in when Rowe has a crack at the Port fans who've criticised Hinkley.

 

[philreich]

If Geelong go on to win this year's flag, there'll be an inevitable reminder from inside the club that Port scored 8 goals in 1 quarter against them - reason enough to keep Ken for another year.

 

[elee]

we should do a sack-kern-fund

 

[Rogue Robot]

Man this anti-ken sentiment is really getting to me mentally.

Last night I had a dream we announced Toto Wolff as our new head coach

 

[DaTBird187]

Man this anti-ken sentiment is really getting to me mentally.

Last night I had a dream we announced Toto Wolff as our new head coach

I'd be happy with Toto the dog.

 

[raptalia]

From today's Monopoly Times...

The Principal of Endeavour College at Mawson Lakes has left his job due to 'disparaging remarks" he posted on social media. What are the remarks you ask?

British born Glyn Roberts criticised Scott Morrison and Boris Johnson and called the Port Adelaide Football Club 'total, total shote' and called upon the club to sack Ken Hinkley.

Hardly sackable offences I would have thought. If they were there would be a few Big Footy posters who's jobs would be at risk.

 

[Del165198]

From today's Monopoly Times...

The Principal of Endeavour College at Mawson Lakes has left his job due to 'disparaging remarks" he posted on social media. What are the remarks you ask?

British born Glyn Roberts criticised Scott Morrison and Boris Johnson and called the Port Adelaide Football Club 'total, total shote' and called upon the club to sack Ken Hinkley.

Hardly sackable offences I would have thoght. If they were there would be a few Big Footy posters who's jobs would be at risk.

heck if thats all it takes I'm in trouble

 

[Steve Dore]

From today's Monopoly Times...

The Principal of Endeavour College at Mawson Lakes has left his job due to 'disparaging remarks" he posted on social media. What are the remarks you ask?

British born Glyn Roberts criticised Scott Morrison and Boris Johnson and called the Port Adelaide Football Club 'total, total shote' and called upon the club to sack Ken Hinkley.

Hardly sackable offences I would have thought. If they were there would be a few Big Footy posters who's jobs would be at risk.

The "Monopoly Times" are only reporting the facts as presented to them. I can't see the problem with their reporting of this story.

Based on this tweet from yesterday's paper Glyn should have been given a raise.



Although I would at least expect a school principal to be able to spell Hinkley's name.

Edit: The post I replied to was in the Media Shakes Head thread