guys... i just realised this is a thing
excuse me while i go throw up now
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10229958/
"A two-part series offering an intimate insight into the secret holidaying lifestyle of AFL Superstar Patrick Dangerfield as he and his beautiful family explore the Great Ocean Road."
Intimate insights!
Secret holidaying lifestyle!
Beautiful family!
"Hey Mardi, let's jump in to our campervan* that's just like wot the common people** use, and go for a drive with our beautiful family, stopping on the way for outdoor meals with linen table cloths and silver cutlery, eating the fish we caught from our tinny***"
"Great idea, Paddy, and you know what would make it really special and secret? We could take along a camera crew and maybe get some product placement to pick up the bill"
"That's my girl! Let's share our secret holidaying lifestyle with the world! The people deserve to share this with us!"
* https://blog.campingworld.com/rv-basics/finding-your-rv/the-5-most-luxurious-rvs/
** People for whom football is just a hobby
*** Well, brand new fully equipped Fish Cruiser 2000