Autopsy 2023 Rd 13 Another loss. Devoid of headline material

[JustaBattler]

That third quarter -sickening.

 

[ctwenty1]

Is low tackle count coaching?

 

[Pablito]

Our forward entries and system is close to the worst I’ve ever seen, that is why we kick scores like 6.16.

It’s not just execution; our midfield was obliterated in the 3rd

Obliterated in the 3rd but won the 1st 2nd and 4th quarters.

I'm not sure it's system anymore. How many non-pressured inside 50 entries missed the target tonight? Or kicked to the defenders advantage?

 

[Rustica]

Charlie Curnow is a Dumb Footballer..

They all are

Hawthorn has already past us as a better club. ****ing hilarious

 

[agro]

A lot of positives to take out of today, our VFL side had a good win, I’m sure there are some players we can bring up for next weeks game - it’s always good to have competition for senior places.

 

[Hunter 9]

In the third, I thought I was watching a bombers training drill, then one of the blue witches hats moved

 

[__Bobcat__]

It’s time the club made a statement for the greater good moving forward.

Trade out as many players that are worth any value and load up on quality kids.

I’d start with Cripps.

Game gone way past him.


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Docherty for me.

 

[passmark]

They all are

Hawthorn has already past us as a better club. ******* hilarious

And north.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

To Blue Abroad Fan Cams. Always cracks me up/depresses me. It's a good debrief after a critical incident.

 

[BlueZombie]

The only good thing that happened for us today was Cunners playing a blinder in the ressies - 27 & 2 goals. We can't get him back in quick enough.

 

[gunslingr]

Obliterated in the 3rd but won the 1st 2nd and 4th quarters.

I'm not sure it's system anymore. How many non-pressured inside 50 entries missed the target tonight? Or kicked to the defenders advantage?

The amount of better, shorter targets tonight that I could clearly see were within the kicker's line of sight...

 

[moocow]

He didn’t even play a full quarter too. Bloke was on track for 10+ tackles and 30+ possessions.

Until he puts in a full 4 quarter effort he is going to continue to be sub

 

[Pablito]

The amount of better, shorter targets tonight that I could clearly see were within the kicker's line of sight...

And instead we kicked it long to an outnumber.

At least we actually used doc and Saad off hb tonight.

 

[CupperTea]

In a one off. You're absolutely 100% correct.

In a theme as long as 13 games or whatever we are at now - you absolutely target training standards and skills focuses and then confidence levels and player focuses. Which is all under the job description of the coach.


Oh wait no. No I'm wrong sorry. Coaches are only there for the press conference catch phrases. I think Voss is winning that kpi. Nourishment is one for the ages.

Some good points, but my answers would be that Voss isn’t the goal kicking coach, Voss has recruited very few of the players on the list. He’s working with largely what he’s been given.

Do I think he’s perfect, no way- for example Ed curnow getting a gig over Dow repeatedly amazes me.

 

[BrisbaneCFC]

Get absolutely ****ed.

Much better first half but unforgivable playing and coaching in the second half.

Voss refuses to answer the questions asked of him. Coaching brain is malnourished.

Enough of blaming the coach. The lowest tackle count for a game in 8 years. This is a player attitude and effort problem. 8 players 0 tackle. 6 players 1 tackle.

 

[Fridge42]

Just take Cripps out of the centre bounces. He has no impact when he's heavily tagged.

Was he tagged tonight? He can’t run, either he is inj and being selfish and still playing or we have 5yrs of a really big contract for a bloke who won’t get a game unless we stay bottom 4.

 

[jj1978]

Sayers and Browne went out one night in 2021 and got a bit drunk and ended up watching Eddie Murphys Trading Places.

Sayers: “browneeeeeee, hiccup, I betya one dollar I can turn Voss into a coaching success over youse turning McRae into one”

Browne: “Deal”

Sayers is now fleeing to Italy as he can’t afford to pay that dollar.

 

[mrchris]

Big shout out to the admin and board members who looked at Lyon and B.Scott as potential coaches and said, nah, let's go with the bloke who had Brisbane bouncing around at the bottom of the ladder.

 

[KIMON]

Voss didn’t make it through the first round of Collingwood’s coaching process.

Whatever they were looking for, Voss doesn’t have.

They were looking for

This here is the biggest concern I have.

Voss just fails to think 2 steps ahead. No coach is going to just let you blanket their star player without trying something different. This a large percentage of the time is to move them to the forward line. So where was the contingency plan for this coming into the game?

The Refs & players abilities to score had big parts to play with the result today, but Voss is still struggling to pull his head out his backside and react to the game as it happens. The Dow sub should have happened after the 3rd goal in the third quarter

the dumbest coaching I have seen in my life. Does this man not think?

 

[Hands On]

Sack them all and TANK for the remainder of the year. As much as we bag DODORO he finds some gems here and there. and they obviously Sh#t on us in regards to player development.

 

[Doro]

We have somehow made 30 point losses seem far worse. They never used to feel like having teeth pulled.

 

[__Bobcat__]

I just don't believe they train with footballs, sorry I just don't. I believe they use beach balls

Coach use's a pint of milk with a cat in the corner.

 

[Beyond Blue]

Oh and smashed by a midfield minus parish and shiel (and setterfield).

We won the contested football easily but I’m beyond defending yet players so, yeah fair enough…

 

[Cowboyblues]

That one broke me.
Cripps is in putrid form
Walsh is not doing anything with his touches.
We move the ball with more intent only to butcher it once we get in.
What happened to our centre clearance ability? A forward handball or two even?

I’m out on my feet loving this lot.

 

[BlueBlood15]

When I thought I’d seen it all and it couldn’t get any worse, that third quarter happens. Uncompetitive crap. 6 tackles. Embarrassing.

Also, don’t roll out the premiership cups again until we’ve got a playing group and coaching group that are serious about winning one.