Certified Legendary Thread 2nd Ashes Test England v Australia June 28-July 2 1930hrs @ Lords

[mouncey2franklin]

Yeah * the white privileged campaigners

What is wrong with being white?

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

Andrew Symonds was right about McCullum.

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Like he withdrew the appeal after Starc's catch was disallowed? Why don't I believe him?

 

[ams4crows]

Would love the next match to be over in 3 days so I can actually get some sleep and not be a zombie at work

 

[PoopingHindi]

I don’t get the fuss over the Bairstow dismissal.

don’t mind the crowd getting stuck in but was surprised by Stokes and Baz.

the privileged old white men in the long room will all be dead soon so they’ll have an opportunity to address the diversity issue as well as bring in a better quality of human.

 

[FreoGirl]

England once used lollies to manipulate the ball in order to win.

Their fans loved them for it.

South Africa once used lollies to manipulate the ball in order to win.

Their fans loved them for it.

Australia used some sandpaper to manipulate the ball and their 'fans' wanted them banned for life.

it's a shame we can't use Allen's snakes

 

[sherb]

Did he do Part 3 Into Paper Walls ?

Yes, he opened with it, but not the full thing.

 

[FreoGirl]

Would love the next match to be over in 3 days so I can actually get some sleep and not be a zombie at work

what day does it start on?

 

[Zach Package]

There is actually a very simple solution to the Bairstow dismissal

Send him back to under 12's where everyone learns if you walk/stand out of you crease you can be out .

A junior coach I used to work with used to make chalk marks on kid’s helmets every time they turned blind, didn’t ground their bat or strayed out of their ground early at either end. This was under 12s.

3 marks and you’re retired out.

I suppose you deserve a mulligan at test level as well

 

[Plugger35]

Alex Carey the new Greg Dyer.

 

[WireHawk]

Did he do Part 3 Into Paper Walls ?

I've still got that single!

 

[Boston tiger]

Getting under the skin of those upper class twits in the Long Room is pretty good. They are hurting.

 

[DaTBird187]

It’s a moot point anyway, Bairstow would be too stupid to think of it like carey was

You're expecting that Bairstow would hit the stumps?

 

[Andrew Mc]

You're expecting that Bairstow would hit the stumps?

He'd have to glove the ball first.

 

[Cmarsh]

Where's A Pom gone? I haven't seen them here in hours. I hope they are alright.

He's down the massive hole he dug for himself going on about the laws of the game re the Starc catch. Not so keen a defender of the laws of the game now it seems.

 

[Jimthegreat]

Alex Carey the new Greg Dyer.

And how did he cheat?

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

What is wrong with being white?

 

[The Falcon Strike]

What is wrong with being white?

Everything, didn’t you get the memo

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

what day does it start on?

I think 6th July.

 

[CrowBloke]

I think the last 35 odd years has broken them.

This mob of Poms has been crushed/broken by their own expectations, based on their last 12 months' results.
They've come into this series talking big, openly called for wickets that suit Pom-pomball and are stunned that they are now 2-0 down.

I can't wait for the Pommie press articles tomorrow.

 

[Sun Ra]

I've still got that single!

Me too

 

[barrackers]

But he won’t have a beer with the Aussies

 

[Seedsfan]

Love the Poms crying

 

[Santana]

Everything, didn’t you get the memo

Not the thread for this guys

 

[Blue1980]

You're expecting that Bairstow would hit the stumps?

Apparently he tried earlier to run an Australian out the same way didn’t he?