2nd Test Border Gavaskar Trophy December 6-10 1430hrs @ Adelaide Oval

[Flogwater]

Omfg perfect Office homage


Hopefully Siraj was sweaty and then got sprayed with water on the boundary and said ‘was already wet so the joke’s on you.’

Thank you.

Hopefully, Rohit Sharma then tells Siraj that "You had better get that shirt dry-cleaned ... ".

 

[Pistol Night]

I reckon he's modeling himself on Tony Greig the problem is Tony love him or loathe him was a character and natural where as THE BIG DOS is an absolute tryhard.

If Haydos goes anywhere near the pitch with car keys or a pen in Brisbane we know hes possessed by Greigy

 

[Flogwater]

Apologies for missing the joke

Thanks. No problem.

 

[Doggy]

And some here were saying 150 odd lead wasn't enough

 

[greatwhiteshark]

Whateley on SEN carrying on like he's a cricket expert is pretty cringe too tbh he's a dweeb that never left the school library computer room in his youth when kids his age were outdoors playing sport.

Listenend to him and Lalor after the match ended yesterday going on for half an hour about the non incident with Siraj and Head. They were trying to turn into Monkeygate.
I have never seen a less incident been blown up this much in all my life.

 

[Pistol Night]

Listenend to him and Lalor after the match ended yesterday going on for half an hour about the non incident with Siraj and Head. They were trying to turn into Monkeygate.
I have never seen a less incident been blown up this much in all my life.

This happens weekly at Collingwood. DeGoey forgets to but his yellow bin out and hes a climate denier virtually to the media

 

[Nuggetz]

Listenend to him and Lalor after the match ended yesterday going on for half an hour about the non incident with Siraj and Head. They were trying to turn into Monkeygate.
I have never seen a less incident been blown up this much in all my life.

Media is soo busy pushing that story, rather than focusing on the excellent cricket from the Aus team. Especially Head's batting & the potential new found form of Marnus. Clear as day the focus from media is on Story lines rather than cricket performance. Lalor sounds like a tosser too. He speaks as if everyone is beneath him.

 

[PhatBoy]

Listenend to him and Lalor after the match ended yesterday going on for half an hour about the non incident with Siraj and Head. They were trying to turn into Monkeygate.
I have never seen a less incident been blown up this much in all my life.

Clarke and Clark on radio this morning made the good point that he probably deserves greater scrutiny for his non appealing at the moment.

The Head stuff is just a dickhead bowler being a dick head. It happens and most teams have one, he is theirs

 

[Nuggetz]

If Hazelwood is fit then does he come into the side & who does he replace? Starc or Boland?

India changes: Rana for Akash Deep. Ashwin for Sundar.

Rohit looked cooked, like age has well & truly caught up to him but they won't drop him. Surely he bats above Pant though.

 

[JimmyBC]

Listenend to him and Lalor after the match ended yesterday going on for half an hour about the non incident with Siraj and Head. They were trying to turn into Monkeygate.
I have never seen a less incident been blown up this much in all my life.

You just know Whateley was one of those kids that ran to the teacher on yard duty to squeal if he heard another kid swear. Absolute poindexter.

 

[greatwhiteshark]

Clarke and Clark on radio this morning made the good point that he probably deserves greater scrutiny for his non appealing at the moment.

The Head stuff is just a dickhead bowler being a dick head. It happens and most teams have one, he is theirs

Agree, but there is no law against being a dick head. I know lws change but is there any law saying you cannot give the batter a send off anymore?

 

[greatwhiteshark]

If Hazelwood is fit then does he come into the side & who does he replace? Starc or Boland?

India changes: Rana for Akash Deep. Ashwin for Sundar.

Rohit looked cooked, like age has well & truly caught up to him but they won't drop him. Surely he bats above Pant though.

Have to be idiots to not select Starc. Boland would miss out.

 

[Gough]

Agree, but there is no law against being a dick head. I know lws change but is there any law saying you cannot give the batter a send off anymore?

If there was a law against being a dickhead Michael Clarke wouldn't have made it out of juniors.

 

[Pistol Night]

Agree, but there is no law against being a dick head. I know lws change but is there any law saying you cannot give the batter a send off anymore?

And so there shouldn’t be. This is International Test cricket. Not giving Nana a serve when you castle her on Xmas day after 9 cans.

 

[Pistol Night]

If there was a law against being a dickhead Michael Clarke wouldn't have made it out of juniors.

I’d be on death row

 

[Nuggetz]

Have to be idiots to not select Starc. Boland would miss out.

It's an interesting situation for selectors because word from Aus camp pre-series was about ensuring bowlers are fit for the back end of the series, so one would assume they get rotated. Hazelwood has had his 'rest' is Starc next?

 

[Pistol Night]

It's an interesting situation for selectors because word from Aus camp pre-series was about ensuring bowlers are fit for the back end of the series, so one would assume they get rotated. Hazelwood has had his 'rest' is Starc next?

Imagine telling Lillee, McGrath, Gillespie etc they have to have a rest after 2 Tests

 

[greatwhiteshark]

It's an interesting situation for selectors because word from Aus camp pre-series was about ensuring bowlers are fit for the back end of the series, so one would assume they get rotated. Hazelwood has had his 'rest' is Starc next?

Yes I know but you can't not play Starc after he just knocked over India. That will be fresh in their minds and he must play.
These are pro athletes, they will be fine.

 

[greatwhiteshark]

Imagine telling Lillee, McGrath, Gillespie etc they have to have a rest after 2 Tests

They would of just said go F yourself.

 

[Neese]

Listenend to him and Lalor after the match ended yesterday going on for half an hour about the non incident with Siraj and Head. They were trying to turn into Monkeygate.
I have never seen a less incident been blown up this much in all my life.

I am still pissed off about his trial via media over Ed Curnow touching the umpire. Such a heinous crime. Utter toolbag

 

[Neese]

Thread is also better with this Nuggetz on ignore.

 

[guruisatiger]

After Gavaskar. He doesn't even pretend to be unbiased, I sometimes think he isn't watching the same game. He's such a whiney little bitch, just like he was when he played, especially after his walk off/dummy spit attempt at the G in 1981, for being given out LBW.

Exactly

 

[Leap of Faith]

Am sure this has been covered already in this thread but I"m not going to read 167 pages. Anyone got any ideas why on earth Mitchell Marsh is deemed worthy of a spot? Test batting average of 30, bowling average of 40. SR of 66. FC batting average of 33.
His bowling is ordinary at best. Is it just because he's a Marsh? FMD if ever a player was inconsistent and irresponsible it's him. No way he should be in the team.

 

[reggie]

Am sure this has been covered already in this thread but I"m not going to read 167 pages. Anyone got any ideas why on earth Mitchell Marsh is deemed worthy of a spot? Test batting average of 30, bowling average of 40. SR of 66. FC batting average of 33.
His bowling is ordinary at best. Is it just because he's a Marsh? FMD if ever a player was inconsistent and irresponsible it's him. No way he should be in the team.

Best batting average in the team since his recall midway through last year's average, that might be one reason

 

[Bedi]

Just a massive win to Australia. What a way to shut up the critics who wrote us off completely after one test