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[VineValerian]

Now I really want up to put that sob in his place.

Wonder how long it took him to think that one up.
Like most Cows doesn't have 2 functional brain cells to rub together

Probably got fed that line from an online troll.

 

[Alyx]

I would like to suggest some other hilarious sledges for future interviews:

• Tarpaulins
• Centrelink benefits
• Incestuous relations
• 2007 AFL Grand Final
• Port Power (Est. 1997)
• Show the following picture:

 

[Tibbs]

I would like to suggest some other hilarious sledges for future interviews:

• Tarpaulins
• Centrelink benefits
• Incestuous relations
• 2007 AFL Grand Final
• Port Power (Est. 1997)
• Show the following picture:

I for one think the Port girl is just beautiful!

 

[Visenfest]

Rachele acts like some rando supporter they pulled from the crowd. Twat.

 

[Annonymoose209]

I saw neither of them but was only there at the end part of the session.

Advertiser reporting Mitch was at training

 

[Lefti93]

Little twerp Josh is trying to play the villain. Ordinarily I'd say lets flipping bash him, but at best he's a piece of gum i stepped on. I laugh at your plucked eyebrows, man.

 

[240volt]

Definitely a shyt stirrer who has tickets on himself.
Only way to shut these sorts up is beat them and beat em bad.
Then you just smile and walk away.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Rachele acts like some rando supporter they pulled from the crowd. Twat.

Plays like one too when the game is on the line.

 

[240volt]

Not long now and the fun starts
I reckon MG won’t play, would like Lord in the side, sure he’s one of these guys who plays better in the big league.

 

[JimmyBC]

The Crows were better served when they shut their mouths before Showdowns, they should've learnt from a few of our idiots on and off field in the recent past that it's a dumb move.

 

[Willsy10]

It is really crazy that our whole entire season hinges on this game.

I was looking at the ladder we could drop out given who Carlton have. And we are sitting 2nd with 2 games to go. 1 away to the other team fighting to stay in the 8.

Win this and it's probably top 4, lose this and we are out of the 8 come seasons end imo.

This could be the ultimate Hinkley special to go out on, either way.

Not sure you've thought this through.

the likelihood of us missing the 8 is incredibly low even if we lose our last 2. All of Freo, Dogs, Hawks and Carlton will need to win both of their games for that to happen, and given GWS play freo and dogs that will mean they will lose there last 2 and then it comes down to percentage with us, which we are currently ahead of them with. Hawks and Carlton also need to make up percentage on us too.

And this also assumes that Geelong and Brisbane win one of their last 2, which they most likely will but adds another layer to it.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

 

[pstew2dstew]

Not sure you've thought this through.

the likelihood of us missing the 8 is incredibly low even if we lose our last 2. All of Freo, Dogs, Hawks and Carlton will need to win both of their games for that to happen, and given GWS play freo and dogs that will mean they will lose there last 2 and then it comes down to percentage with us, which we are currently ahead of them with. Hawks and Carlton also need to make up percentage on us too.

And this also assumes that Geelong and Brisbane win one of their last 2, which they most likely will but adds another layer to it.

Yeah you're right its a long shot.

The hard bit is gws losing both games while maintaining a higher % than us.

But in saying all this this game we need to win for our top 4 finals and season hopes. It's a massive 2nd last game when your sitting 2nd with 2 rounds left

 

[simba_]

talking about port supporters teeth in August 2024 is just bizarre

 

[jackag24]

Guess I have someone to boo Saturday night. A flog of the highest order. I have all of my teeth and far more functioning brain cells than this flog.

Says the man with no beating heart

 

[ElectricG]

Hey! That’s a half truth

 

[PAFC66]

Lol the Crows literally sacrifice 2 months of good consistent form every year just to pump us

Maybe we play the Richmond song instead of never tear us apart?

 

[PAFC66]

Says the man with no beating heart

He's pulled out of more contests than dentists have pulled teeth

 

[Duck Farmer]

Maybe we play the Richmond song instead of never tear us apart?

I'd play the Rocky theme every time Rachele squibs a contest.

 

[PAFC66]

I'd play the Rocky theme every time Rachele squibs a contest.

Thankfully we arnt cringeworthy and decide not to play music after goals.

 

[Scodges]

The Crows were better served when they shut their mouths before Showdowns, they should've learnt from a few of our idiots on and off field in the recent past that it's a dumb move.

Our idiots still have time to **** it all up.


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[Bevoman]

This post has been moved to the Dad Joke’s.

A joke So old, a

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Guess I have someone to boo Saturday night. A flog of the highest order. I have all of my teeth and far more functioning brain cells than this flog.

The flog most likely jerks off listening to the sound of his own voice.

 

[Nelso]

Burton in

 

[JimmyBC]

Burton in

Gross