Review Dees v Eagles and the Ghost of Murray Wrensted: the Good, Bad & Fugly

[Biffinator]

Friends and Brothers, please share your thoughts after the game.

Eagles by 21 points.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Will I ever watch Melbourne play a game that I enjoy?

Win, lose or draw I detest watching us.

 

[Proper Gander]

I’m going early. Hugely fugly. Huge

 

[Crimson Azure]

I can't wait for Simons presser.

We'll be learning the out of this game.

Guy has literally wasted what should have been a generational team.

Simon, do the honourable thing and fall on your sword.

 

[Daemon]

Good: nothing

Bad: commentary

Ugly: a train wreck you just knew was going to happen before the game even started. Drank a big load of bathwater and turned up assuming to win. Lever concussion and May forgetting how to play.

 

[Crimson Azure]

We didn't recover from the short 10 day break.

AFL screwing us big time.

 

[Mijhaa]

Is Goodwin a stubborn prick or what?

They have one good f**king forward and we leave McDonald on him until the game is over? Just dumb

 

[raven echo]

2021 confirmed as a lightning in a bottle moment that none of us could go to due to a global pandemic.

Fugly: Goodwin. **** off. You’re done, mate.


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[Crimson Azure]

Didn't think we would have a loss where we were dominated more than we were by the swans. But the eagles just did it.

 

[BG32]

enjoy the flight home you flogs

 

[Crimson Azure]

2021 confirmed as a lightning in a bottle moment that none of us could go to due to a global pandemic.

Fugly: Goodwin. heck off. You’re done, mate.


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100%.

The players must have just decided not to listen to Goodwin for the last month of the season. Last time I enjoyed watching us play.

 

[Scythe94]

One game closer to the end of Goodwin, so there's that at least.

 

[Mich0]

Trash recruitment for years. We are becoming the retirement home for duds. Schache, Hunter, Billings, Brown, Mcadam

 

[PerfectFooty]

Outworked by younger players

Outplayed by senior players

Out coached

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Petty's tap ruck work looked alright (still a shithouse game), McAdam looked lively (****ing wasted it), Woey Jr looked ok (and also still like a middle-aged lesbian)

Brown and Billings should have played their last games for the club?

 

[Daemon]

Trash recruitment for years. We are becoming the retirement home for duds. Schache, Hunter, Billings, Brown, Mcadam

By crikey you have some stupid opinions some times. Hunter has been good until he went off the rails. Brown was great in our flag year. Billings has played half a season and McAdam has played one game. I'll give you Schache though.

 

[The Dr]

Trash recruitment for years. We are becoming the retirement home for duds. Schache, Hunter, Billings, Brown, Mcadam

Can't argue with the first three; Brown at least helped us win a flag which you'd take 100 times over, and too early to say with McAdam.


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[Gavinmitchell11]

Should be an absolute spectacle next week. You’ll win with 6 goals total.

 

[mrmonkey]

Is Goodwin a stubborn prick or what?

They have one good f**king forward and we leave McDonald on him until the game is over? Just dumb

That's the least of our problems. Our insipid midfield and game plan is much more concerning.

I thought we looked flat in the Brisbane game because of a short turnaround but we had heaps of time for this game and looked just as flat. I also think flat is now the wrong adjective. There's nothing about that performance that suggests we are anything more than mediocre.

Kudos to West Coast they've really managed to turn their team around. They've had some really impressive performances this year. Most notably their game against Sydney in gather round, really pushed them for three quarters that game. Yeah they were poor last week but they definitely going to challenge some teams at home.

Honestly need to just start playing some of the kids. Woewodin showed some promise today which was probably the only positive from the game.

 

[tomcruise]

Even when we win I hate watching this team

 

[mrmonkey]

enjoy the flight home you flogs

Hopefully it's SackLunch

 

[Toump Ass]

That was a rad goal from Benny Brown.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Outworked by younger players

Outplayed by senior players

Out coached

We lost in every area of football survivor.

 

[raven echo]

100%.

The players must have just decided not to listen to Goodwin for the last month of the season.

Why we didn’t play boring footy for that whole month


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[Johnny Karate]

Good:
Just happy we stayed in the contest late against an established midfield of Reuben Ginbey, Campbell Chesser, Bailey Williams and Harley Reid. Battlers like Viney, Oliver and Gawn could learn a thing or two once they’ve got a bit more experience under their belts.

Petracca’s move to the midfield was sensational and helped us score a whopping 70 points.

The inclusion of Premiership players in Salem and Brown really straightened us up and added some class and dare to the side.

Jack Billings

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Jack Billings

Age

29

Ht

185cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.3

3star

D

19.7

5star

K

11.7

5star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.3

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

4.6

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.6

4star

CL

0.0

1star

could go down in history as the best recruit this club has made.

The commentary - am now informed about which Eagles players go to which salon to get their anuses bleached thanks to Pav and Schoey. Very enlightening.

Only gave up 6 of the first 8 goals this week = improvement.

Bad:
Thought it was really nasty of Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

to kick a goal against us.

Thought it was downright rude of the Eagles players to play in front.

Fugly:
The nasty words said about Simon Goodwin

Simon Goodwin

Age

47

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

8.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

. He’s a premiership coach and we’ve won just over 50 percent of our last 50 games. Back off.