Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[PJ Power]

Rucci is a putrid pile of pelican poop, with a holier than thou attitude towards supporters who can't grasp his exquisite knowledge of how mediocrity is actually success.

Of all the monikers that I’ve heard for this cockrooch of a man, pelican poop captures his essence better than them all.

 

[johnnysix]

The media and the public are definitely starting to turn. Like I said before, blood is in the water. It's a shame very few of them voiced such concerns prior to the resigning.

 

[StrappingTape]

Dear God first line of his article;

"THIS is not a gaslighting session."

Lol

 

[RossFC]

****en Rucci. What a slimeball.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

"Reckless"



Feel like Scott of the Antarctic
Base camp too far away
A Russian sub beneath the Arctic
Burke and Wills and camels
Initials in the tree
She don't like That kind of behaviour
She don't like That kind of behaviour



Getting knocked out of finals in straight sets
We don't like that kind of behaviour

Wow.

That absolutely wreaks of desperation.

Angry members are scary too I guess

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[Ford Fairlane]

It's harder to understand than James Reyne.

 

[finbarr]

When you see Rucci out in public it's actually quite shocking. The man could have been hired to play one of the undead stalkers in 'It Follows'.

 

[wannabejack]

"Reckless"



Feel like Scott of the Antarctic
Base camp too far away
A Russian sub beneath the Arctic
Burke and Wills and camels
Initials in the tree
She don't like That kind of behaviour
She don't like That kind of behaviour



Getting knocked out of finals in straight sets
We don't like that kind of behaviour

 

[Orange crush]

"Reckless"



Feel like Scott of the Antarctic
Base camp too far away
A Russian sub beneath the Arctic
Burke and Wills and camels
Initials in the tree
She don't like That kind of behaviour
She don't like That kind of behaviour



Getting knocked out of finals in straight sets
We don't like that kind of behaviour

How about some Hocchi Gucci Fear-rucci mama?

 

[GoPorts]

When you see Rucci out in public it's actually quite shocking. The man could have been hired to play one of the undead stalkers in 'It Follows'.

The guy went from being sacked as chief football writer of the states only paper to a scraping out a weekly post on the club website so he could keep his electricity connected and keep buying his clothes from Vinnie's.
This is a guy who was happy to sink the boots in at our lowest point and now want to lecture the fans who stuck through that time about the right way to support their team.
Zero integrity loser who will say whatever keeps him earning a paycheck, no matter how small, as he knows there isn't anyone else who will employ him.

 

[killtaker1993]

When you see Rucci out in public it's actually quite shocking. The man could have been hired to play one of the undead stalkers in 'It Follows'.

Or one of the torturers in the 'Girone del Sangue' segment of SALO

 

[killtaker1993]

The guy went from being sacked as chief football writer of the states only paper to a scraping out a weekly post on the club website so he could keep his electricity connected and keep buying his clothes from Vinnie's.
This is a guy who was happy to sink the boots in at our lowest point and now want to lecture the fans who stuck through that time about the right way to support their team.
Zero integrity loser who will say whatever keeps him earning a paycheck, no matter how small, as he knows there isn't anyone else who will employ him.

Was he sacked from The Advertiser? I never read it anymore so I didn't know this. Hilarious

 

[Janey]

OT I know, but in my time on BF, it’s become patently obvious to me that I don’t watch nearly enough TV.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

OT I know, but in my time on BF, it’s become patently obvious to me that I don’t watch nearly enough TV.

If you watch Port play you are watching too much.

 

[Coobk001]

I started reading the Rucci article and within a couple lines he'd realised we feel gaslighted and he started to smash us for having unrealistic expectations of the old SANFL days.

Any idiot, that uses that line of thinking has lost any critical thinking capability and has drunk the cool aid.

We are officially the most patient supporter base in the entire history of the AFL. Even if they exist, unrealistic expectations don't come into it at all.

 

[finbarr]

The guy went from being sacked as chief football writer of the states only paper to a scraping out a weekly post on the club website so he could keep his electricity connected and keep buying his clothes from Vinnie's.
This is a guy who was happy to sink the boots in at our lowest point and now want to lecture the fans who stuck through that time about the right way to support their team.
Zero integrity loser who will say whatever keeps him earning a paycheck, no matter how small, as he knows there isn't anyone else who will employ him.

This is the guy who swapped the "1870" jacket he wore literally everywhere, for a "Rabbitohs" jacket, a club and a sport he knows completely F**k ALL about, because he felt aggrieved that the club spurned him during that time, after he penned articles about Port Adelaide being the turd stuck in the S-Bend of the AFL. He's a pathetic little grub of a human being, who clearly has no mirrors in whatever dank, rat-infested dwelling he resides in.

 

[Powerade 08]

whatever dank, rat-infested dwelling he resides in.

Cibo

 

[johnnysix]

Only a few weeks ago if somebody dared to take a shot at Hinkley on a post in /r/afl on Reddit, you'd be shot down in a heartbeat, but now it's home to multiple posts and stories questioning Ken and the administration. Hell, there's even a link to Warren Tredrea

Warren Tredrea

Age

46

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

6.9

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

2.2

5star

No current season stats available

D

5.4

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

2.6

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

's comments with a complete lack of self-righteous w***ers replying about his covid vax postion which would be unheard of just a few weeks ago. I'm seeing tonnes of comments from Port and non-port people about how the media seem to have Hinkley blinkers on. The club got completely suckered by the media and the non-port supporting footy public on this. Many here will tell you it's not the first time either.

 

[_VXV]

Of all the monikers that I’ve heard for this cockrooch of a man, pelican poop captures his essence better than them all.

Ever had your car crapped on by a pelican?

Huge & sandy

 

[NoddyHolder]

He's a pathetic little grub of a human being, who clearly has no mirrors in whatever dank, rat-infested dwelling he resides in.

Maybe it was Rucci who was camping on Popo's porch a while back.

 

[Marmozet]

Or when anyone dares question Ken Hinkley

 

[PJ Power]

Made the mistake of listening to Kornes, Hodge and Healey discussing where it went wrong for us. Hodge and Healey fawned over what a great job Ken had done all year, elevating us from 11th to 5th with a lack of personnel. Kornes took his pot shot at Tredrea for thinking the only solution is to replace Hinkley with “Warren’s good mate Carr”, who he said should bear the brunt of our midfield issues in finals.

This man, Hinkley, is protected like no other species I have ever come across. It is mind blowing that only Tredrea and King even try to call him out.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Michaelangelo Rucci is a 60 year old man telling supporters that get him his paycheck that they are out of touch

 

[Del165198]

Michaelangelo Rucci is a 60 year old man telling supporters that get him his paycheck that they are out of touch

 

[Del165198]

Or one of the torturers in the 'Girone del Sangue' segment of SALO

He's an expert on force feeding us shit