Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 24

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Ok that goal UMP just plained cheated lol ..

A goal what is he ****ing blind

 

[Steve Dore]

Where is Ben Brown, I haven't even seen him yet.

Looking for the vegan football.

 

[Doctor Feel]

That guys name is seriously "Darragh"

 

[manureid]

Small sample side but is this Ashcroft the new Selwood/Shuey? Loves to shrug in to a high tackle.

 

[Coobk001]

He exists

 

[Doctor Feel]

Small sample side but is this Ashcroft the new Selwood/Shuey? Loves to shrug in to a high tackle.

I am very glad those two have lit the way for the youngsters on best practise.

 

[JimmyBC]

Big vegan fckstick

 

[all seeing eye]

Small sample side but is this Ashcroft the new Selwood/Shuey? Loves to shrug in to a high tackle.

Was thinking same, bit early to call.

 

[Buget]

Was thinking same, bit early to call.

They indoctrinate them early.

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Small sample side but is this Ashcroft the new Selwood/Shuey? Loves to shrug in to a high tackle.

Has that annoying pretty boy ugly **** face as well

 

[Troopsy]

Are they playing country roads for the brisbane goals?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Are melbourne poo again

 

[manureid]

Was thinking same, bit early to call.

Have not watched whole game, he has had 3 high tackle frees where he ducked/shrugged in to it. It is a talent for sure. He seems to have it.

 

[edgie]

I had to drive my 16 year old daughter and her 3 friends out the other night. The use of the phrase "Like Literally" was used atleast 400 times. I felt like I was in a 2023 version of Clueless.

I can see you being the dad from clueless.

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[Izzy01]

Brisbane seem to get some very soft frees

 

[DazzaTys]

Brisbane are really good at drawing the high tackle. Umps fall for it every time.

 

[Powertron]

Where is Ben Brown, I haven't even seen him yet.

He had his hair cut off like Sideshow Bob when he got sent to prison….he’s harder to spot now

 

[Lawnchair Larry]

What actually is like literally? Isn't literally an absolute. "Like literally" is similar to "approximately exactly". When I was involved in interviewing uni graduates for IT roles it always amazed me how many applicants claimed to have excellent communication skills but failed at the basics of the spoken English language. /Boomer Rant

Try dealing with shop assistants who, upon completion of my paywave transaction, describe the transaction completion as "perfect".

 

[Coobk001]

He had his hair cut off like Sideshow Bob when he got sent to prison….he’s harder to spot now

He's kicked 2 since I said it. Getting involved heavily now.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Are they playing country roads for the brisbane goals?

Yes WTF is that about?

 

[Steve Dore]

Try dealing with shop assistants who, upon completion of my paywave transaction, describe the transaction completion as "perfect".

Don't get me started. Wait staff taking my food order and responding with "perfect" triggers me.

 

[all seeing eye]

Feels like lions have smashed them yet only 20pts up, weird vibes.

 

[NoddyHolder]

That guys name is seriously "Darragh"

I think Darragh is actually a genuine Irish name, rather than one of those made up ones

 

[JimmyBC]

Don't get me started. Wait staff taking my food order and responding with "perfect" triggers me.

I'll have the end of the world & a shot of strychnine .. "perfect"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nothing like Brown and Lynch impartially commenting on Brisbane games.