Autopsy Richmond v Carlton, AFL Rd 1 2020 - Thursday 19 March 2020 - 7:25 PM (AEST) - Teams announced

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

No crowd
Blues getting a flogging

Media are going to have a field day with headlines with the Blues

 

[projectv]

20% less game time.

Still down by 50 points in the third quarter.

So much for Carlton being on the up.

 

[Rod Stroker]

He's on a million bucks this season.

I doubt he's regretting much.

He joined Carlton to
Have more wins
Experience big crowds
Play with Betts

He's 0 from 3.

 

[StevenwellerHFC]

Carlton are disgusting.

 

[NSWCROW]

Class

 

[NonPhixion]

that was good

 

[Power Raid]

A rare highlight for the blues

 

[Toffee Lion]

Carlton respecting the 1.5m distance against Richmond here, no wonder they have no tackles.

 

[projectv]

Why does the AFL do this to us every year?

FTFY

 

[dazzledavey36]

heck me McGovern has to be the worst AFL players ever.
How much are Carlton paying this bloke?

 

[Davey33]

How was Dow pick 3?

His grandfather was a good player for North

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

In these uncertain times, its reassuring that this fixture is delovering the traditional one sided, pedestrian trash that is the season opener.

 

[deskc]

Hello timekeeper. Commentators are going to wonder why the quarter will go 35 minutes

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

The clock has been stuck on 11-19 for 5 minutes. Wake up time keepers

The clock has coronavirus

 

[projectv]

Haha did they forget to show the time left in the quarter?

 

[Rob]

Massive, massive overs

Of course it is, but he'll provide a few highlights like that goal just there.

He's never given any indication he's interested much in the hard work part of the game, so playing seagull in a shit team on massive wages suits him just fine.

 

[Stax on the mill]

Why does the AFL do this to Carlton every year?

Why does the AFL do this to the football public every year?

 

[Evolved1]

Can someone explain why the quarters are shorter? What does it achieve exactly?

It's a preemptive mercy rule to save Carlton from further shame.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Carlton are disgusting.

They're getting worse, hopefully after this coronavirus impact they are forced to fold.

 

[Chief]

Beat GWS’ Grand Final score.

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

Lol is someone going to run out and tell the umpire the quarter is done.

 

[scythe]

The hell's happened to the clock.

 

[Evolved1]

Why does the AFL do this to the football public every year?

I use this game as a substitute for Saw 9, 10, 11, etc.

 

[TY24]

The hell's happened to the clock.

It’s self isolating

 

[Great8]

Cue in the rack, Richmond can’t be bothered anymore