Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Port 2004]

Rewind exactly 10 years to the corresponding game v Freo in Perth. The then 'humble Ken' went onto the ground with a subdued face calling for the players to be calm and not over-celebrate as they still had a job to do.
Fast forward 10 years of non accountability and unwarranted extensions and you have a strutting Ken shooting his gob off after sneaking over the line in a home semi after Geelong pulled our pants down, again at home.
He's a d*ck.

And that was stupid. He should have let the lads celebrate.

 

[bow and arrow]

He can come to the Pies as a Senior Assistant.

Please take him!

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[Portmagpies36]

Clarkson calls a player a ********er gets a $20k fine, Hinkley tells someone he’s not flying and he gets the same fine? WTF.

 

[Us against the rest]

He can come to the Pies as a Senior Assistant.

Do you have a doughnut truck at Collingwood.

 

[jmac70]

Do you have a doughnut truck at Collingwood.

We have a delicious variety of doughnuts and excellent coffee.

 

[Dazalinko1988]

Everyone has their opinion of hinkley and rightly so its been a long 12 years
but I don't see anything wrong with giving them a bit of lip Friday night he stuck up for the players and the club and hawthorn are a bunch of sooks the way this has played out can give it but when it comes back to bite them they have a cry karmas a b*#ch enjoy the break !!

 

[Port 2004]

Everyone has their opinion of hinkley and rightly so its been a long 12 years
but I don't see anything wrong with giving them a bit of lip Friday night he stuck up for the players and the club and hawthorn are a bunch of sooks the way this has played out can give it but when it comes back to bite them they have a cry karmas a b*#ch enjoy the break !!

100 percent agree. Bunch of sooks. Can give it out but cannot take it.

 

[Us against the rest]

We have a delicious variety of doughnuts and excellent coffee.

Ken's favourites are, ham & cheese toasties, a doughnut of course followed by a low sugar Pepsi or Coke.

He will require a new tank top, shorts and thongs for tv interviews about the new electric blinds he will install, at his new house in Brighton that Collingwood will purchase for him.

You wont have to worry about his wife Donna, she's a cardboard cut out. You will how ever have to employ his son Jordy as a stats man and his daughter in some capacity, may be your membership department.

This is the hell we live in.

 

[simba_]

is there official word on what he was fined for or do the AFL not even give a reason and just announce "a fine" via a Jon Ralph on Twitter? like was it for swearing at an opposition player after a game, or speaking to an opposition player after a game or what?

 

[Workingclass]

is there official word on what he was fined for or do the AFL not even give a reason and just announce "a fine" via a Jon Ralph on Twitter? like was it for swearing at an opposition player after a game, or speaking to an opposition player after a game or what?

"Conduct unbecoming"

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

$20k is a lot of track dough.
Kenny gunna be mad.
Dodgeball mad.

8 to 10 less bets on the dogs this week.

 

[longdonkey]

Elspeth was getting all flustered just now on BoomerNews

Stop that - I was watching that.

 

[longdonkey]

I think she might have been even been wiggling in her chair.

Wiggling to tear that baby loose.

 

[longdonkey]

Just had a look at what the penalty was when Alastair Clarkson unleashed a tirade at Matthew Lloyd back in '09 and had to be physically held back from actually confronting him and possibly escalating further.

$5k fine, wholly suspended.

Vic bias at its finest.

And his conduct has been so impeccable since he's never had to pay it?

 

[longdonkey]

We have a delicious variety of doughnuts and excellent coffee.

Pepsi Max sponsorship?

 

[JimmyBC]

Who cares he can afford it

 

[LittleLika]

Who cares he can afford it

It's the principal of it all. Absolutely ****ing pissweak from the system to fine someone for simple banter. Id fine Sicily for being such a little bitch to carry on and make it more than it was.

 

[Port 2004]

It's the principal of it all. Absolutely ****ing pissweak from the system to fine someone for simple banter. Id fine Sicily for being such a little bitch to carry on and make it more than it was.

And for dropping the knee.

 

[PAFC66]

For a club that called themselves the "unsociable hawks" it's funny to see them squeal at a bit of banter back at them.

 

[PAFC66]

"Conduct unbecoming"

So in other words inappropriate behaviour.....



Lol Ken's a ****ing dickhead but that's so ****ing woke.
The games dead

 

[Janey]

Hey Port friends,
I know this is the sack Hinkley thread (so good by the way), but Ken has been nothing short of a hero this week.

Giving it to those Hawthorn sooks was legendary. AFL fining him is a disgrace.

Hope you go all the way and sign him for another ten years.

First part of that = good
Second part = ggf (joke )

 

[Palpatine_Power]

Should have just done it behind the keyboard like a true sportsman would

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

So in other words inappropriate behaviour.....



Lol Ken's a ****ing dickhead but that's so ****ing woke.
The games dead

It really is. It’s the most pissant organisation run by completely tone deaf silver spoon assholes.

I’d love nothing more than to see the afl go up in flames.

 

[JakeNeadeFan]

Punishing us (well, him) for ruining the Hawthorn Vic fairytale which they so desperately tried to get over the line.

 

[Duck Farmer]

So in other words inappropriate behaviour.....



Lol Ken's a ****ing dickhead but that's so ****ing woke.
The games dead

Conduct unbecoming is just the PC way of saying being a dickhead.