Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Fizzler]

I'm afraid that given Dixon will (likely) retire soon, the football committee will say "well if Dixon has retired, Ken can't keep bombing it to him! he'll be forced to innovate and use a different gameplan! So we'll let him coach next year!", except we have evidence to the contrary.

2013-2016 we were bombing it to Schultz. No coleman, No grand final, no success.
2016-2022 we were bombing it to Dixon & Marshall. No coleman, No grand final, no success.
2023 we were bombing it to a mix of Dixon, Finlayson, and Marshall. No coleman, No grand final, no success.
2024 we've been bombing it to Dixon, Marshall, and Georgiades. No coleman, No grand final, no success.

If Ken is allowed to coach in 2025, you can guarantee he'll institute a 'Bomb it to Georgiades / Sav / Finlayson / whoever' gameplan, and we'll see the exact same outcome - failure.

Also worth mentioning the bomb it to ______ (usually Sam Gray) in the patch where Dixon was out with the ankle, maybe 2018 or so?

 

[BornPort]

Ken will be here next year. It's fanciful to think he'll get sacked.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

NTUA is a reasonable theme, and idea..the crowd and scarves

The problem is its a tempo downer
it doesn't uplift, inspire, motivate or lift our players adrenalin

Its a massive mood killer. Slow, boring, sheeit a peak Ron Jeremy full of Viagra would go soft listening to it.

we need to replace it, or rework it to a faster beat

My gripe with it is that it is a love song.
The opposition actually enjoy it.
The bizarre thing is that it is more for the fans than the players. Crazy.
The song should be nasty and hostile and angry.

 

[afl2004]

Have you ever read anything so pathetic. The almost child-like dependency that’s been nurtured down at Alberton is totally weird, and a huge reason why the bloke needs to go.

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100 odd years ago a port captain was in ww1 and refused to amputate his leg so he could keep playing for port

Now it's a entitled millionaire protecting a 50 year old multi millionaire

Pafc is in the bin

 

[LittleLika]

I've emailed Richo.

Might not make a difference but it can't hurt.

Good luck getting through to him, you've got a better chance of trying to **** a doorknob

 

[finbarr]

Have you ever read anything so pathetic. The almost child-like dependency that’s been nurtured down at Alberton is totally weird, and a huge reason why the bloke needs to go.

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I'm starting to think Ken tucks some of these boys into bed at night and reads them a bedtime story. This is sickening. So gross.

 

[dirty2]

I thought rozee naming Hinkley as his babies godfather was a joke.... No the clubs a joke.

 

[finbarr]

Ken will be here next year. It's fanciful to think he'll get sacked.

Through his manager, the media cartel, and current and former players, Hinkley has very deliberately crafted a scenario where sacking him would be akin to shooting Bambi. Not many would have the nerve to push past this and cut him loose, least of all David Koch.

 

[PowerLil]

Through his manager, the media cartel, and current and former players, Hinkley has very deliberately crafted a scenario where sacking him would be akin to shooting Bambi. Not many would have the nerve to push past this and cut him loose, least of all David Koch.

Must admit, I have a thirst for some bloodletting.

 

[Workingclass]

I thought rozee naming Hinkley as his babies godfather was a joke.... No the clubs a joke.

Wait, what?

 

[tribey]

Imagine watching that and still being happy for Hinkley to hold the reins. Cripes alou.

 

[Powertron]

Even Fages has 2 GF appearances now.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Imagine watching that and still being happy for Hinkley to hold the reins. Cripes alou.

lol the interviews of the TRUE BELIEVERS after the game. "I hope kenny is safe!"

 

[tribey]

lol the interviews of the TRUE BELIEVERS after the game. "I hope kenny is safe!"

Haha. I saw that.

“I’m not a coach basher!…”

There’s your problem, Cuckeroo.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Haha. I saw that.

“I’m not a coach basher!…”

There’s your problem, Cuckeroo.

They all looked exactly how you expected them too as well.

 

[Port01]

Connor should be sacked as captain simply for saying ‘we will do it for kenny’
That’s not why you ****ing do anything.
Club, supporters, jumper.
Anything but a failure of a coach.

 

[NZPortsBro]

Whoever made this is a genius. Sack Hinkley

 

[Alyx]

Seeing people defend Hinkley and repeat the same tired propaganda on social media:



I can't wait for Kool-Aid day.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Seeing people defend Hinkley and repeat the same tired propaganda on social media:

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I can't wait for Kool-Aid day.

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

A-won't you take me to Funkytown? Hinkleytown
Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?
Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?
Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?

Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?
Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?
Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?
Won't you take me to Hinkleytown?

 

[PAFC66]

 

[tribey]

Watching that Prelim was like when Buster Bluth sees Marta for the first time.

 

[western royboy]

Cornes has maintained all year we have massive holes in our list. He'll run with that this week and hail Ken as a hero for maximising the lack of talent.

Can’t the answer be both?

 

[PowerLil]

Can’t the answer be both?

No it can't.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

chewybites sounds like a delicious snack

or a dog biscuit

 

[PAFC66]

Rozee " as long as we keep turning up with effort we'll get there eventually"

He's well brainwashed and a valuable member of this cult