Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[tribey]

yakety-yak (just say ‘sack’)

 

[rogerjames]

Finals are terrifying atm & will continue to be until we purge Donuts. The thought of playing Brisbane in that GF & what the margin would have been is nightmarish stuff.

 

[BurnUp]

Deserves one more year. Consecutive top 4 finishes. Brisbane were in a similar situation with Fagan only a couple of years back.

Sliding doors moment was when Dunkley nominated Brisbane ahead of us.

 

[Interstater]

Imagine there's no premiership
It's easy if you try
With him still coaching us
All he does, is cry
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
Ah

Imagine there's no grand final
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to play and win for
And no silver cup, too
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
You

You may say I'm just white noise
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday they'll boo you
And you will be gone

Imagine million bucks a year
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A fried chicken and soda man
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
You

You may say that I'm a white noise
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll piss off
And the team can finally win as one

 

[JHF1870]

Too late to get a new coach.

Only thing the club can do is fast track a succession plan but if they do and we fall out of the 8. The criticism will be much heavier.

My prediction is the club will make no changes before the season.

Do poorly, succession plan gets announced as early as mid season.

i think the succession will 100% happen at the end of next season. Kens best hope is to go out with a win.

I Would like the club to come out and announce it early so Carr can exert more influence

 

[Peninsula Boy]

According to Chewy, a couple of bad final defeats would spell the end for Hinkley.

Get his papers stamped out and bring in Carr before the trade and drafting period.

It's way overdue.

 

[PowerBaz]

 

[GremioPower]

You may have to save or download it first.

No idea how.

 

[King_Tredrea]

Too late to get a new coach.

Only thing the club can do is fast track a succession plan but if they do and we fall out of the 8. The criticism will be much heavier.

My prediction is the club will make no changes before the season.

Do poorly, succession plan gets announced as early as mid season.

i think the succession will 100% happen at the end of next season. Kens best hope is to go out with a win.

I Would like the club to come out and announce it early so Carr can exert more influence

Any change would be a positive. IMO Port going into 2025 without a senior coach is a much better position to be in then having Kern at the helm

 

[philreich]

Imagine there's no premiership
It's easy if you try
With him still coaching us
All he does, is cry
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
Ah

Imagine there's no grand final
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to play and win for
And no silver cup, too
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
You

You may say I'm just white noise
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday they'll boo you
And you will be gone

Imagine million bucks a year
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A fried chicken and soda man
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
You

You may say that I'm a white noise
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll piss off
And the team can finally win as one

Oh I don't know when he's leaving
But I hope there's no delay
They say he's gone by Friday
But I hope it's any day
Cos for 12 long years
We've had to put up with Hinkley
12 long years just waiting for the boss
To kick him out the door
He'd be no great loss
Cos I'm sure I'll get used
To not putting up with Hinkley!!!

 

[b0ydman Jr]

Hopefully he gets sacked by Wednesday

 

[gbear]

Any change would be a positive. IMO Port going into 2025 without a senior coach is a much better position to be in then having Kern at the helm

A statute would do a better job at this point.

 

[gbear]

 

[gbear]

A Monday morning press conference at 10am would be a good sign.

 

[SparklingAle69]

They say that about Fagan ,
He's another loser really.. just slightly less so

Because losers win Grand Finals. Apologise to Fagan please.

 

[philreich]

So we've got 10 days to ensure that this is the shortest Sack Hinkley thread ever.

 

[gbear]

So we've got 10 days to ensure that this is the shortest Sack Hinkley thread ever.

We could just end this one tomorrow by sacking him.

 

[gbear]

Because losers win Grand Finals. Apologise to Fagan please.

Fagan would be an upgrade on Hinkley.

 

[davesnothere]

The “Sack Horse” thread will likely breach this thread’s copyright over the next few weeks.

Go easy on us - we’re still learning.

We are looking at franchising this thread.

We'll be in touch. Melbourne are pretty keen to buy in.

 

[gbear]

Isn't it weird that the ken lovers have disappeared... Where's Janus? Where's thunderpants?

Potentially here?

 

[gbear]

We are looking at franchising this thread.

We'll be in touch. Melbourne are pretty keen to buy in.

We started the trend before it was cool
#sackhinkley

 

[dirty2]

Imagine there's no premiership
It's easy if you try
With him still coaching us
All he does, is cry
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
Ah

Imagine there's no grand final
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to play and win for
And no silver cup, too
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
You

You may say I'm just white noise
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday they'll boo you
And you will be gone

Imagine million bucks a year
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A fried chicken and soda man
Imagine all the people
Sick of you today
You

You may say that I'm a white noise
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll piss off
And the team can finally win as one

Encore!

 

[gbear]

I think So we've got 10 days to ensure that this is the shortest Sack Hinkley thread ever.

Time to come up with a title if it doesn’t happen by October 1st.

 

[gbear]

For my 300th post in this thread I will just say #sackhinkley.

I need to now go and do some work on my final assignment. At this rate 6500 words will be completed before the spud is sacked

 

[Fizzler]

A statute would do a better job at this point.

Don’t give them any ideas, I don’t wanna see Donuts made of bronze next time I go to Adelaide Oval.