Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 13 - Another Crack At This

[Bump Bailey]

I read the comments. I expected to see "Go support da crows!"

Oh there was a few of those don’t worry.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Rory I’d like to buy you a beer.

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Club propaganda department dropping the ball letting this truth bomb remain in the Facebook comments.

 

[JimmyBC]

Hope you have a shit xmas Hinkley!

 

[simba_]

we'll have a real good Christmas I reckon

 

[JimmyBC]

He probably eats sausage rolls on xmas day

 

[Doctor Feel]

Actually totally stopped following the soc med accounts of Port. Was better for my health.

 

[Doctor Feel]

He probably eats sausage rolls on xmas day

None of that fancy girly meringue or in his words "spicy" mince pies.

 

[JimmyBC]

None of that fancy girly meringue or in his words "spicy" mince pies.

No roast veggies just chips and gravy. BLOODY GOOD!!

 

[El_Scorcho]

Ken Hinkley probably mouths off at his toddler grandchildren after beating them in a Christmas cracker and if they beat him he spends 45 minutes by himself in the back livingroom and Donna yells at anyone who calls him out on it.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Otherwise I think the Hinkley family Christmas would be a warm and pleasant experience for all involved, this was not a shot at them in general just for the fun police.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I mean, it's an extraordinarily well funded Christmas.

 

[JimmyBC]

I mean, it's an extraordinarily well funded Christmas.

No fukcs given it's a cashed up bogan deluxe xmas only rivaled by powerball winners from Frankston.

 

[TazD]

Over/Under on Kenny buying his grandkids Geelong gear over Ports?

 

[Bump Bailey]

 

[malcheski]

The immediate contradiction between the phrases 'even competition' and 'not a Victorian club' is quite frankly remarkable.

 

[tribey]

Ol’ Fritz (aka Power One, aka Mr Sharp) is such a conundrum.

Is a militant lefty constantly holding conservatives at home and abroad to account, yet when it comes to the stale autocracy at Alberton and rank and file’s increasing disenfranchisement, he’s a bootlicking brownshirt determined to crush all evidence-based dissent, fair or otherwise.

Compared to his usual unhinged and abusive Port-themed backlashes, his reply to Todd there comes in at around a 2 out of 10.

Would pack us all onto a red hen to Bergen-Belsen if he could.

 

[VineValerian]

What does this even mean?

 

[tribey]

What does this even mean?

Allow me to translate into Fritzhili:

1) “national competition” = it’s not the SANFL anymore;

2) “even” = the draft and salary cap doesn’t allow us to have the 22 All-Australians required to not sh¡t the bed in humiliating fashion in home finals we’re heavy favourites to win anyway;

3) “we are not a Victorian club” = we are also not allowed to win because dastardly Vics tho;

But we could go 0-23 and this guy would continue slurping the current regime’s nuts.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Allow me to translate into Fritzhili:

1) “national competition” = it’s not the SANFL anymore;

2) “even” = the draft and salary cap doesn’t allow us to have the 22 All-Australians required to not sh¡t the bed in humiliating fashion in home finals we’re heavy favourites to win anyway;

3) “we are not a Victorian club” = we are also not allowed to win because dastardly Vics tho;

But we could go 0-23 and this guy would continue slurping the current regime’s nuts.

Demented

 

[EskimoPAFC]

What does this even mean?

In short, he only cares about himself. He doesn't care about the club or success.

 

[Duck Farmer]

What does this even mean?

We would've won the PF against Sydney if they didn't call him Devon.

 

[Powerade 08]

Ol’ Fritz (aka Power One, aka Mr Sharp) is such a conundrum.

Is a militant lefty constantly holding conservatives at home and abroad to account, yet when it comes to the stale autocracy at Alberton and rank and file’s increasing disenfranchisement, he’s a bootlicking brownshirt determined to crush all evidence-based dissent, fair or otherwise.

Compared to his usual unhinged and abusive Port-themed backlashes, his reply to Todd there comes in at around a 2 out of 10.

Would pack us all onto a red hen to Bergen-Belsen if he could.

he knows what you're up to

 

[VineValerian]

Allow me to translate into Fritzhili:

1) “national competition” = it’s not the SANFL anymore;

2) “even” = the draft and salary cap doesn’t allow us to have the 22 All-Australians required to not sh¡t the bed in humiliating fashion in home finals we’re heavy favourites to win anyway;

3) “we are not a Victorian club” = we are also not allowed to win because dastardly Vics tho;

But we could go 0-23 and this guy would continue slurping the current regime’s nuts.

Ahh
Now I can see what this Fritzaucian character is on about

 

[El_Scorcho]

Allow me to translate into Fritzhili:

1) “national competition” = it’s not the SANFL anymore;

2) “even” = the draft and salary cap doesn’t allow us to have the 22 All-Australians required to not sh¡t the bed in humiliating fashion in home finals we’re heavy favourites to win anyway;

3) “we are not a Victorian club” = we are also not allowed to win because dastardly Vics tho;

But we could go 0-23 and this guy would continue slurping the current regime’s nuts.

He absolutely has to be a troll based on my interactions with him. It would blow my mind a bit if he's legit a Port supporter and is posting in earnest.

Edit: specifically about footy stuff but also possibly about the political stuff.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

He absolutely has to be a troll based on my interactions with him. It would blow my mind a bit if he's legit a Port supporter and is posting in earnest.

Edit: specifically about footy stuff but also possibly about the political stuff.

His last post definitely makes me think he is a crows troll. Every accusation is a confession etc