Opinion Sack Hinkley 3 - 2021 is worse than 2020 already

[Del165198]

Looks the same height as clurey, more than 2cm shorter than Marshall and a dwarf compared to westhoff

 

[Del165198]

No way he's within 3cm of the hoffenator

Appears noticeably shorter than 195cm listed cam Mooney

I give him with 193cm on a good day

 

[JimmyBC]

There are perception problems with all those photos.. and this one but it suits my narrative

 

[Forzaport]

Too many people have gone too far down this rabbit hole to ever turn back.

I really, really hope this year is different.

 

[Contested Marx]

Looks the same height as clurey, more than 2cm shorter than Marshall and a dwarf compared to westhoff

He doesn't even reach Karl Amon's shoulder, by my estimation he's at 165cm

 

[Contested Marx]

*anyway sack Ken before he blows another season

 

[RossFC]

There are perception problems with all those photos.. and this one but it suits my narrative

 

[Schulzenfest]

Looks the same height as clurey, more than 2cm shorter than Marshall and a dwarf compared to westhoff

Maybe we could try Amon to full back?

 

[RossFC]

These distorted pictures are probably how Sam Gray and Jake Neade ended up as our FF and CHF combo for years.

 

[Steve Dore]

There are perception problems with all those photos.. and this one but it suits my narrative

The error of parallax is clearly Hinkley's fault. Sack him.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

These distorted pictures are probably how Sam Gray and Jake Neade ended up as our FF and CHF combo for years.

 

[RossFC]

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How is this giant beast Jake Neade hiding in North Adelaide's reserves while that midget Charlie Dixon is our AFL full forward?

 

[Enviable Tradition]

We’re still too short down back (by choice, because lightning fast 200cm Dougal Howard spoils too much, or something).

When everyone is exhausted at the end of this bizarre season, the tall blokes won’t lose their length, as we’ve seen countless times before.

This is a big worry.

In big games and big finals when the pressure is on and the long release kick becomes more prevalent big blokes matter.

We have corrected it up forward.

We have Westhoff to drift back.

Is that enough??

Time will tell


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[Del165198]

in this image we can see jack is only at the height of this woman's breasts, which means she's either 7 foot tall or he's actually jake neade

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Appears noticeably shorter than 195cm listed cam Mooney

I give him with 193cm on a good day

 

[Schulzenfest]

in this image we can see jack is only at the height of this woman's breasts, which means she's either 7 foot tall or he's actually jake neade

I'm not sure whether or not this is correct, but I'm willing to spend as long as it takes examining this picture to make sure we get it absolutely right.

 

[Schulzenfest]

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What we can see from this comparison is that Ken Hinkley has secretly shrunk Jack Watts down at least a few centimetres since his arrival at Port Adelaide, with a long term goal of getting him down to a Sam Gray/Jake Neade height.

Sack Hinkley.

 

[simba_]

Ken Hinkley's Party Boy culture must stop look at what these lovely Private School Gentlemen have become

 

[Miss December]

in this image we can see jack is only at the height of this woman's breasts, which means she's either 7 foot tall or he's actually jake neade

Jack's best pre-season ever....

 

[TeeKray]

If we don't make the GF this year, Hinkley will be 4th on the all time list of games coached without making a GF.

 

[Andre]

Looks the same height as clurey, more than 2cm shorter than Marshall and a dwarf compared to westhoff

All I take from that picture, is how have we not had enough in our salary cap to tempt some KPP's here, after all the money El Pittard made for the club smuggling drugs from South America? Shit list management

 

[DazalenkoUBewty]

If we don't make the GF this year, Hinkley will be 4th on the all time list of games coached without making a GF.

That's fantastic, TeeKray.

 

[1954]

I would like to see Jack Watts given a try in the key outer defensive post because he has shown in the past with the dees that he can get separation from his opponent and then distribute the ball accurately, but he is not the type to body up against the gorillas.

That role usually falls to either Jonas or Clurey, who due to their lack of height have both regularly struggled, particularly when the midfield is getting beaten, and as has been said by numerous posters in the past when that happens it is often game over, and very quickly.

Oppo coaches will almost always target the weak link, particularly in defence, so let's hope we don't see a return of the days when Pettigrew's opponents were continually allowed to get him one out, for the inevitable result.
Once the 3rd up option was taken away from him he was an absolute liability, and he should have got the lemonade and sars about 3 seasons before he did.

 

[simba_]

If we don't make the GF this year, Hinkley will be 4th on the all time list of games coached without making a GF.

he's made plenty of GF's tho (Greyhound Fortunes)

That's fantastic, TeeKray.

no it isn't

 

[Duck Farmer]

in this image we can see jack is only at the height of this woman's breasts, which means she's either 7 foot tall or he's actually jake neade

$20 says we'll recruit our next CHB from Germany.